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Surgeon General Pick: I Found Love With Mushrooms

The Associated Press reports: President Donald Trump’s new pick for surgeon general wrote in a recent book that people should consider using unproven psychedelic drugs as therapy and in a newsletter suggested her use of mushrooms helped her find a romantic partner. Dr. Casey Means’ recommendation to consider guided psilocybin-assisted therapy is notable because psilocybin is illegal under federal law. …

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RFK: “People Shouldn’t Take Medical Advice From Me”

NBC News reports: Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday sidestepped a question about vaccines and whether he would choose to vaccinate his children today against a number of diseases, saying, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Kennedy’s comment was in response to Rep. Mark Pocan, D-Wis., during a House Appropriations …

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RFK Swims In Creek With “High Bacteria” Warning

We can only hope for another brain worm: HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed Sunday that he took a dip in Washington, D.C.’s, Rock Creek with his grandchildren, despite long-standing warnings that high bacterial levels make the Potomac River tributary unsafe. According to the National Park Service (NPS), “swimming and wading are not allowed due to high bacteria levels.” …

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RFK Whines: Anti-Vaxxers Are “Treated Like Lepers”

The Daily Beast reports: “The MMR vaccine that we currently use has millions of particles that were created from aborted fetal tissue, millions of DNA fragments,” RFK Jr. told Fox News host Bret Baier. Framing the debate as one of personal freedom and religious persecution, Kennedy said that people refusing the vaccine on moral grounds were being “treated like lepers” …

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RFK Rages That “Influencers” Are Being Paid To Attack Anti-Vax “Wellness Influencer” Nutjob Surgeon General

“The attacks that Casey is unqualified because she left the medical system completely miss the point of what we are trying to accomplish with MAHA. Casey is the perfect choice for Surgeon General precisely because she left the traditional medical system–not in spite of it. Her leadership has inspired many doctors to reform the system and forge a new path …

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Trump On Surgeon General Pick: “I Don’t Know Her”

“Bobby [Kennedy] thought she was fantastic. She’s highly — she’s a brilliant woman who went through Stanford, and as I understand it, she basically wanted to do, she wanted to be an academic as opposed to a surgeon. I think she graduated first in her class at Stanford [NOPE], and Bobby really thought she was great. I don’t know her. …

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Kennedy To Use Medicare Records To Study Autism

The Associated Press reports: Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a plan Wednesday to use medical data and records from people on Medicaid and Medicare to help study autism although experts say it’s unlikely to help reveal the condition’s root causes. The program will involve a data sharing agreement between the National Institutes of Health, the government’s health research …

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Carlson Guest: Feds Spent $21 Trillion On Underground Bunkers To Shelter The Elite During “Extinction Event”

The Independent reports: A former Bush administration official has made startling claims, alleging that the United States government has built an extensive underground network of bunkers worth $21 trillion. The bunkers, as the official said, were constructed from 1998 till 2015 and with “unauthorized spending.” Catherine Austin Fitts, the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development from 1989 until 1990, under …

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QAnon Nutbags Go Wild Over Trump’s Pope Image

From one of X’s most prominent QAnon accounts: Trump posted himself as the Pope — My thoughts and it’s connection to Q. “Godfather III” is mentioned in Q drops quite a few times… The Godfather III’s plot revolves around Michael Corleone discovering the Vatican Bank’s ties to organized crime, symbolizing real-world allegations of money laundering by the Vatican for globalist …

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FL Advances Bill By Tongues-Speaking “Exorcist” Rep Forcing Schools To Prominently Post “In God We Trust”

Florida Politics reports: A bill placing “In God We Trust” language on school campuses is heading to the House floor. The Education and Employment Committee advanced the bill (HB 1009). If it passes, the slogan must be in “clearly visible location and public area of the school which is readily accessible to and widely used by students and in a …

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Kennedy Contradicts CDC Autism Study, Blames Drugs

Axios reports: HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took the unusual step of publicly contradicting one of his own agencies’ autism studies on Tuesday, suggesting at a press conference that “environmental factors” including drugs, not improved screening, were causing a spike in confirmed cases. Kennedy’s assertion that researchers and the media are engaging in what he called “epidemic denial” could …

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RFK Returns To Touting Batshit Measles Treatments

NBC News reports: The measles outbreak in West Texas has reignited familiar anti-vaccine tactics: claiming there are readily available treatments for the disease while sowing doubt in the safety of vaccines. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. touted two particular medications that have not been shown to work as first-line treatments for measles: the steroid budesonide and the antibiotic clarithromycin. …

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Eric Trump’s MAGA Prophetess: God Told Me Satan Will Tank Stock Markets To “Make Our President Look Bad”

“The Dow plummeted like 1600 and some points, and apparently people are overwhelmingly freaking out. First of all, this was a strategy to the enemy — from the enemy, God said would happen to make our president look bad, to make the tariffs look bad when actually the tariffs are very bad for that dark financial system that the enemies …

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Lindell Claims He’s Planning Run For Minnesota Gov

Politico reports: MAGA election conspiracy theorist and MyPillow founder Mike Lindell has eyes on what could be his next gig. And it isn’t selling pillows. Lindell on Monday teased a run for Minnesota governor, a race that could see him face off against popular incumbent Tim Walz, who is said to be sizing up a third term in the post. …

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Anti-Witchcraft Candidate Named Navy Undersecretary

The Hill reports: President Trump welcomed Paul Dabbar and Hung Cao as officials in his second administration on Thursday, lauding them for their careers in public service. Dabbar, a former nuclear submarine officer, has been nominated as deputy secretary of Commerce. Cao, a former GOP nominee to serve as a congressman and a senator from Virginia, was nominated to serve …

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RFK Shrugs At “Not Unusual” Texas Measles Outbreak As His Anti-Vax Group Blames MMR Vaccine [VIDEO]

NBC News reports: As a measles outbreak sweeps through Texas, officially sickening 124 people, mostly unvaccinated children, and hospitalizing 18, anti-vaccine groups are pushing a familiar and false theory: The highly contagious virus is being caused by the vaccine itself. “The narrative is that it’s a failure to vaccinate when we know it is a failing vaccine,” said Sayer Ji, …

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RFK’s Ex-Running Mate: “I’m Now A Jew For Jesus”

The Christian Post reports: A former vice presidential candidate in the 2024 presidential election has been baptized as a Christian after more than a decade of practicing Judaism. In a post on X Tuesday, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s vice presidential running mate for their independent campaign, attorney Nicole Shanahan, announced that she had been baptized as a Christian. Shanahan — …

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Red-Caped Loons Vs “Blasphemous Lesbian Jesus”

The red-caped Catholic loons are ever so upset: Please protest this terrible blasphemy! The Hollywood Bowl, an amphitheater in Los Angeles, has scheduled an offensive and sacrilegious depiction of Our Lord Jesus Christ in the “rock opera,” Jesus Christ Superstar, running from 1 – 3 of August. To add insult to injury, Our Lord is being played by a woman …

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Kennedy: “Nothing Is Off Limits” Regarding Vaccines

The New York Times reports: Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in his first address to employees of the Department of Health and Human Services, said a new presidential commission would scrutinize childhood vaccine schedules, psychiatric medications and other frequent targets of his suspicion as part of his efforts to fight chronic disease. “Nothing is going to be off limits,” …

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Kennedy Targets Antidepressants In New Statement

Mother Jones reports: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has issued a statement that laid out sweeping plans for his first 100 days in office. Chief among his goals, he wrote, was to combat what he called a “growing health crisis” of chronic disease.  The government, he said, would “assess the prevalence of and threat posed by the prescription of selective serotonin reuptake …

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