Tag Archives: loony tunes

Mike Lindell: Trump’s Reinstatement Can Still Happen

Raw Story reports: On Monday’s Conservative Daily podcast, Lindell said that he would present new evidence of fraud in August to finally convince Americans the 2020 election was stolen. “What’s going to happen is everyone is going to go wow!” he said. “This really happened.” “A lot of states have four-year statute of limitations,” he added. “So yes, all that …

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The QAnon “JFK Lives” Cult Is Returning To Dallas

Vice News reports: It’s been 220 days since more than 1,000 people traveled from across the U.S. to Dallas at the behest of Michael Protzman, a QAnon influencer known as Negative 48, who promised his followers that John F. Kennedy would reappear at Dealey Plaza. JFK didn’t reappear, of course, but the QAnon cult is now returning to Texas. More …

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Oklahoma Gov Candidate: God Wanted My Mother To Be Raped Because Life Actually Begins Before Conception

Newsweek reports: Mark Sherwood, an alternative medicine practitioner and former police officer, said on Thursday that he hopes to push a total abortion ban through the Oklahoma state legislature if he is elected. Sherwood, who was adopted, told Real America’s Voice host David Brody on a Thursday segment for The Water Cooler that his birth mother had likely been raped …

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Dr. Demon Semen: Pelosi And Biden Downloaded Their Brains To The Internet And Are Now “Demonic Clones”

“Brother and sisters, patriots, we are living in a time where we have two seeds in the world. The other seed is not human. And until we start realizing we are dealing with creatures that are not human – you keep thinking people like Pelsoi and Biden are human – I don’t know where their human selves are. “But the …

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Christian Influencer Condemns “Satanic” Yoga Barbie

Christian “influencer” Yasmeen Suri writes on Facebook: “Yoga Barbie” is at Target on the shelf. Satan always comes as appearing innocent. He will never come with horns and a pitchfork. This Barbie has 5 guided meditations. Remember, Yoga IS Hinduism. You cannot separate the poses from the religion. Each pose is designed to invoke a hindu deity in the spirit …

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Alex Jones: Globalists Are Shrinking Your Dick [VIDEO]

“It does this to humans as well. That’s why genitals – I don’t care if you’re black or white – are a third the size they were of a 1960s male. “So the media makes jokes about that a few months ago when I gave the example, ‘If your daddy’s johnson was a foot long, yours is six inches long. …

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Televangelist: A “Demonized” Old Lady Screamed At Me

Televangelist and self-proclaimed prophet Jennifer Eivaz tried to “share Jesus” with an elderly woman living in an assisted living home and things didn’t go so well. She writes for the far-right Charisma News: I found her easily enough, as she typically sat facing a window in her wheelchair, always bent over in an arch and never fully able to straighten …

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California Sec Of State Candidate Rachel Hamm: Pray That Angels Will “Incinerate All The Fraudulent Ballots”

“First of all, vote for Rachel Hamm. Second thing is, let’s pray. Let’s pray for several things. Let’s pray that if they steal votes in machines, the votes are flipped back. “Let’s pray that if they create fraudulent ballots, they’re incinerated. Let’s ask the angels to go burn then up. No fake ballots. “If people who are not American citizens …

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Owens Blames Baby Formula Shortage On Bill Gates

Mediaite reports: Candace Owens implied Bill Gates is behind the nationwide shortage of baby formula on Wednesday. John Rich, of the country music duo Big & Rich, shared a CNBC article reporting a firm owned by Gates is “targeting infant nutrition by attempting to reproduce mother’s breast milk in a lab.” Owens shared her take on the story through a …

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Flynn: 5G Towers Will Trigger “Dormant Pathogens” In COVID Vaccines To Turn Us Into Flesh-Eating Zombies

AlterNet reports: Retired Army Lieutenant General and disgraced ex-National Security Advisor Michael Flynn is a notorious peddler of outlandish conspiracy theories, especially those that originate inside QAnon or spew from the pouty lips of former President Donald Trump. On Sunday, Flynn endorsed yet another fringe – and absolutely looney – conservative delusion about COVID-19 vaccinations during an appearance on right-wing …

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Lindell: SCOTUS Leak Was Timed To Hurt Me [VIDEO]

“I was doing an event, me and Kari Lake, in Arizona, and two hours before the event, all of a sudden news come in that it leaked out from the Supreme Court. “What kind of timing is that. You follow me. So that gets the news instead of more and more evidence and more stuff piling on of what happened …

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Christian Series “Exposes Satanists” At Marvel And DC

Via press release: Christian media company Good Fight Ministries has released the first installment of its seven-part Marvel and DC’s War on God series. Entitled The Anti-Christ Agenda and narrated by Pastor Joe Schimmel, the company says the 150-minute film “documents how popular comics and the movies that they have spawned are riddled with anti-Christ themes that glorify gratuitous violence, …

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At This Weekend’s Christian Men’s Conference [VIDEO]

Jezebel reports: In this week’s edition of “Are Men Okay?,” we need to discuss the annual Christian men’s conference taking place in Missouri this weekend, in which, on Friday night, a monster truck drove off a giant ramp in an arena amidst shooting columns of flames against the soundtrack of really bad live electric guitar music. If and only if …

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MTG Claims Satan Convinces Women To Get Abortions By Promising That The Father Will Marry Them [VIDEO]

“It’s whispered, softly and gently into your ears and into your soul. And he tells you it’s okay. “And he says, ‘It’s just this one thing. You’re just gonna get it done, get it over with.’ “And then he tells you a promise. He promises you all these dreams that you have in your heart. And that’s how Satan sells …

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Owens: “Pedophiles Hide Under The LGBT Flag” [VIDEO]

Media Matters has the transcript:  I mean, I’m a big believer — and I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again — that there are freaks, predators, and pedophiles that are all hiding under the LBGT flag. Right? They’re waving the flag and going, oh we’re this, queer, whatever, but, you know — and in reality this is a …

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Michigan Sec Of State Nominee: Beyonce, Cardi B, And Ariana Grande Are Pagan Witches And “Tools Of Lucifer”

Media Matters has the transcript: KRISTINA KARAMO: One of the things [unintelligible] most perpetuators of this rise in paganism and witchcraft are celebrities. They are some of the worst offenders of it all. You know, Ariana Grande, she had a song called God is a Woman. Christians got to quit being squeamish. Got to quit being squeamish, folks. Let’s deal …

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Televangelist: God Told Me The United States Will Split In Half And San Antonio TX Will Become A New Capital

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: Chuck Pierce, who has a strong track record in prophetic ministry, predicted years ago that China would become a world menace. Pierce now has very disturbing news about the future of the United States as we know it. In a recent videocast with Cindy Jacobs and Mike Jacobs of Generals International, Pierce prophesied …

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Megachurch Pastor: Prophets Are Meant To Rule USA

“They said this president is not suffering dementia. He is possessed with the devil. It should be in the United States of America: the prophet, the priests, the prince, and the people. “Isaiah talks about that. There is a divine order. God says, ‘I want to speak to my prophet, he’s going to speak to my priests, and then the …

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Lindell: Social Media CEOs Are “All Going To Prison”

“On Jan. 7th – a year ago – they tried to cancel our voice forever. That was the day, not just when they took our great president’s Twitter away, 1.2 million people, mostly in the United States, were canceled, their platforms on Vimeo, and YouTube – crooked YouTube – and Zuckerbuck’s Facebook and all these platforms, right? We know that …

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MI Rally Pastor: Trump Is The “Current True President”

“So we pray, father in heaven, we firmly believe that Donald J. Trump is current and true president of the United States. You have raised him up for this season of time to be used and be part of saving this nation. “Bless and protect him and his family from any physical, spiritual attacks and may his voice still the …

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