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Aspiring actor and model Levi Johnston says Palin quit to make more money and that he wouldn’t vote for her again. Johnston’s proposed stage name? Ricky Hollywood. SRSLY.

Rocket scientist Levi Johnston, the former would-be son-in-law of Sarah Palin appeared on Tyra Banks’ show today to say that he and Bristol absolutely had safe sex all the time. Except for all those times when, you know, they didn’t. And that they knocked boots in the Palin home with Sarah’s knowledge.

The nation’s favorite hillbilly broke his silence today in an interview with Good Morning America where he said, “Oh, I still plan on marrying Bris- hey, is that a titty bar? Bitchin! Laters dude.”

Gov. Palin is only going to use her shotgun to shoot animals from helicopters. Cuz not only is the wedding off, Bristol and Levi are broken up. In a new interview with Star Magazine, Levi’s sister Mercede Johnston says Bristol actually broke up with Levi more than a month ago, is not attending school and rarely lets her baby daddy …

Right-wing filmmaker Jon Zeigler sits Sarah Palin down to rip on bloggers, Katie Couric, Tina Fey, and the liberal gotcha media. Palin’s reaction to Fey’s most quoted joke about Bristol and Levi: “The Mama Grizzly rises up in me hearing things like that.” This clip is an excerpt from Zeigler’s coming documentary, How Obama Got Elected.

Sarah Palin’s co-grandma-to-be was arrested on drug charges yesterday. A 42-year-old Wasilla woman was arrested Thursday at her home by Alaska State Troopers with a search warrant in an undercover drug investigation. Sherry L. Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance. Johnston is the mother of Levi Johnston, the Wasilla 18-year-old who received international …

Bristol & Levi would like a meat grinder, Precious Moments figurines, and a camouflage diaper bag.

Is the McCain campaign planning an October surprise? In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election. Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be …

The Republicans will be trotting out Levi Johnston at the convention. The boyfriend of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s unwed, pregnant daughter will join the family of the Republican vice presidential candidate at the GOP convention in St. Paul, Minn. Levi Johnston’s mother said her 18-year-old son left Alaska on Tuesday morning to join the Palin family at the convention where …

The New York Post got to Levi Johnston’s MySpace page before it went private: “I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya fuck with me I’ll …