Tag Archives: Lauren Boebert

Beetleboob Charged Campaign To Attend CO Bike Race

The Daily Mail reports: Republican firebrand Lauren Boebert spent hundreds of dollars of campaign donations to watch a sporting event in which the man she was secretly dating was competing, DailyMail.com can reveal. Images obtained by DailyMail.com show the Colorado congresswoman cheering Aspen bar owner, Quinn Gallagher, 46, over the finish line at the Leadville Trail 100 MTB on August …

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TODAY: Biden To Target Beetleboob In Colorado Visit

The Associated Press reports: President Joe Biden will try to turn Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado into the embodiment of Republican opposition to his agenda as he visits her congressional district on Wednesday. Biden plans to tour CS Wind, the world’s largest facility for wind tower manufacturing, in the town of Pueblo. CS Wind is undergoing a $200 million expansion …

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MTG Is Telling GOP Reps That Beetleboob Is A “Whore”

The Daily Beast reports: After Rep. Lauren Boebert helped get Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene kicked out of the House Freedom Caucus over the summer, Greene has been on a payback mission against her former friend-turned-nemesis. And after a date at Beetlejuice The Musical turned into a national conversation about groping, Greene has resorted to a playbook familiar to any woman …

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Beetleboob: Over-Regulation Cost Me My Restaurant

“Colorado’s west slope used to have a booming energy production economy. Unfortunately, we’ve been regulated into poverty in Colorado’s third district. I remember when I owned a small business, roughnecks used to come into my restaurant and I knew it was going to be a good, successful, profitable day because I had mud on my floor to clean up. But …

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Desperate Beetleboob Is Now Apologizing At Events

The Associated Press reports: Retreating from the turmoil in Washington, D.C., Rep. Lauren Boebert arrived in bucolic southwest Colorado to turmoil of a different sort — the lingering impact of an embarrassing moment when she was caught on tape vaping and groping with a date during a musical production of “Beetlejuice.” The scandal threw a wrench into an already tough …

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Beetleboob Charged Campaign For Night At BF’s Bar

Politico reports: Well before Rep. Lauren Boebert and her date got thrown out of a local theater showing of Beetlejuice for being disruptive and frisky, her campaign spent hundreds of dollars at his bar. The Colorado congresswoman’s campaign put down $317.48 in late July at Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar in Aspen, Co., according to her most recent campaign finance filings. …

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Beetleboob’s Marriage Ends With Courtroom Shouting

The Colorado Sun reports: With her infant grandson clutched tightly in her arms, U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert ended her 17-year marriage to Jayson Boebert on Tuesday morning before a magistrate in Grand Junction. The public portion of the dissolution of marriage hearing was over in minutes, but that came after nearly 40 minutes of negotiations behind closed doors when shouting …

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Boebert Challenger Adam Frisch Hauls In Huge $3.4M

Politico reports: Democrat Adam Frisch’s campaign reported a massive third quarter haul of nearly $3.4 million — more than many nationally touted Democratic Senate candidates — as he seeks to win a rematch with Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) next year. Frisch’s campaign said the average donation was less than $32 and reported $4.3 million cash on hand. He lost to …

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Lady Handjob Spews Anti-Trans Rant In House Speech

“As DOD’s highest-ranking trans official, this delusional man thinking he is a woman embodies and espouses the woke-ism that causes — that’s causing significant harm to our military readiness and troops’ morale. The military shouldn’t be focused on this woke agenda and combating climate change. With him at the helm of readiness, these misguided policy pursuits will continue to be …

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Boebert: I’m Truly Humbled And Apologize To Colorado

“You know, obviously, everyone is very interested in my personal life and me going through a very difficult divorce. And as a mother of four boys and a grandmother to a beautiful grandson, that’s my first job before anything else and my priority. “It’s certainly been taxing on me and my family, but yeah to have this experience broadcast before …

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Drag Queen: Boebert Lied, Dated CO Man For Months

TMZ reports: The drag queen who performed at the bar owned by the guy who was fondling Rep. Lauren Boebert’s boobs last week says contrary to Boebert’s claim, that date wasn’t #1. TMZ talked to Kendra Matic … who was the lone drag performer who took the stage at Quinn Gallagher’s Aspen bar back in January, and she gave us …

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Boebert Busted In Insane Lie About Migrant Payments

The Washington Post reports: With a phone call or a letter, a House member can obtain detailed statistics from government agencies. So the words of a lawmaker can carry weight. This tweet by Boebert, for instance, went viral, earning more than 2 million views from more than 13,000 retweets. We should point out that this claim is false, worthy of …

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Fox Host Begs Boebert To “Have Some Self-Restraint”

“She was caught on camera in compromising positions. She was thrown out of a Denver theater for snapping pictures during a show, vaping on patrons, and getting handsy with her boyfriend. To top it off, she gave the usher the middle finger salute as she was ushered out of the theater. “Boebert gets kicked out of the Denver theater, you …

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Lauren Boebert’s Ex Blames Himself: “I Was Unfaithful”

Posted to Jayson Boebert’s Facebook page: To the people of Colorado’s 3rd District and across the nation, I am writing to address the deep concerns circulating. Watching the attacks against Lauren, I feel the people should know the truth of our broken marriage and burden she has carried for too long. I want to start out by acknowledging that Lauren …

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Boebert Claims It’s Over With Theater Man: He’s A Dem

TMZ reports: Rep. Lauren Boebert says it’s dunzo between her and the theater groping guy — saying the one-time private moment came and went … and it sounds like his politics might be at play. The Colorado congresswoman touched down in D.C. Monday to get back to work — and she chatted it up with a photog at the airport …

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Ana Navarro Roasts “Trash Queen” Lauren Boebert

“No honey, you weren’t eccentric. You were X-rated! This was not a performance of Fifty Shades Of Grey, it was a performance of Beetlejuice. This weekend I was reading all this stuff and I was thinking to myself, ‘it’s like Republicans gone wild. “You’ve got this woman — Boebert — getting kicked out because she was getting fondled in the …

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Predictable: GOP Reps Blame Missing Jet On Wokeness

The Hill reports: Republican lawmakers are mocking the Biden administration after a pilot ejected from an F-35 on Sunday and sent the military scrambling to find the fighter jet in South Carolina. “How on earth did the Biden Administration lose track of an $80 million F-35 jet?” wrote Rep. Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.) on X. “What else are they losing?” “This …

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Coulter And Ellis Blast “Embarrassing Bimbo” Boebert

The Insider reports: A conservative commentator has taken aim at US Rep. Lauren Boebert, calling her an “embarrassing bimbo” after she was kicked out of a Denver theater last week. Ann Coulter, a conservative pundit and writer, responded to news of the incident with a post on X, formerly known as Twitter, writing: “Totally embarrassing bimbo.” Former president Donald Trump’s …

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Christian Youth Event May Have Axed Boebert Speech

The Insider reports: A day after Lauren Boebert apologized for her behavior at a Sunday show of “Beetlejuice” in Denver, Colorado, a conservative conference announced the representative would speak at their upcoming convention. The Texas Youth Summit, aimed at children and young adults, allows anyone between 12 and 26 to attend for free. The Summit will be held at the …

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Boebert: Theater Threw Me Out For Being “Eccentric”

Lauren Boebert: We just had Kevin McCarthy, the Speaker of the House, announce an impeachment inquiry. We facing a government shutdown and trying to fund the federal government. We have a wide open southern border. We have Zelensky threatening to send refugees here. And what’s the top story? Lauren Boebert getting kicked out of this theater in Denver, Colorado. OAN …

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