Tag Archives: KMart

USA Today reports: Soon there will be only three open Kmart stores in the U.S. The Kmart store in Avenel, New Jersey, 15 miles south of New York City, is the latest store scheduled to permanently close on April 16. Once it shutters, the number of Kmarts in the U.S. – once well over 2,000 – will be down to …

Bloomberg reports: Sears Holdings Corp. continues to clean house, announcing plans to shutter an additional 46 unprofitable stores in November. The struggling chain informed workers at the impacted stores this week, and liquidation sales will begin as early as Aug. 30. The move is “part of our ongoing efforts to streamline Sears Holdings’ operations, strengthen our capital position and focus …

Business Insider reports: Sears’ and Kmart’s websites no longer sell products from the Trump Home line, which is owned by the Trump Organization. As of Friday, a search for Trump Home items on both retailers’ sites yielded no results, except items sold by third-party sellers. “As part of the company’s initiative to optimize its online product assortment, we constantly refine …

(Tipped by JMG reader Ken)

Kmart has launched a holiday version of their “Ship My Pants” campaign and you-know-who isn’t going to like this.

Told you this was coming. The title of the current ad is “Show Your Joe,” and Kmart includes sexual content during a Christmas hand bell choir performance. The commercial focuses on several men wearing Joe Boxer underwear thrusting in a sexualized way to the tune of Jingle Bells. They start gyrating and shaking themselves instead of the hand bells, intending …

Remember how freaked out One Dozen Moms got about Kmart’s “ship your pants” campaign? I cannot cannot cannot wait for them to get a hold of this one. (Tipped by JMG reader Todd)

Following up on their “I shipped my pants” campaign, K-Mart has launched the below ad which touts their “big gas savings.” Stand by for another foaming missive from you-know-who. (Tipped by JMG reader Ray)

We knew this was coming. Kmart (Sears Brands, LLC) has a new commercial where the whole ad is based on the slogan “I shipped my pants.” This double entendre of the s-word is repeated over and over again. Normally, we do not provide a link since One Million Moms does not want to contribute to this filth being spread around …

3.5M views in 72 hours. You know who will be pissed.