Tag Archives: John McCain

It’s Raining McCain

I can say without exaggeration that this is 100 million times worse than Hitler.

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McCain: DC Is The City Of Satan

Via Think Progress: In a rare Senate appearance yesterday, McCain failed to attract support for a halt to pork-barrel spending, losing on a 71-29 vote. An angry McCain told voters today that he was only “doing the Lord’s work” but unfortunately was doing it in the city of Satan.” “We were voting on major issues of profound consequences with no …

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Team McCain

Jesus’ General takes on John McCain’s BFF Pastor John Hagee, whom you may recall saying that New Orleans was destroyed by Katrina due to God’s displeasure with all dem homos at Southern Decadence. (Via – Pam’s House Blend.)

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The Reincarnation Of Elmer Gantry

Provided by People For The American Way, here’s a delightful sampling of the homophobic spewing by Rev. Rod Parsely, John McCain’s new “spiritual guide.” Step back, you don’t want to get spittle on you.

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Hillary Endorses McCain Over Obama?

This clip is appearing everywhere over the last couple days with many interpreting it as Hillary saying (over and over) that John McCain would make a better president than Barack Obama.

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Dubya Offers McCain His Pretty Face

George W. Bush endorsed John McCain yesterday, saying, “I got a lot to do, but I’m going to find ample time to help. I can help raise him money, and if he wants my pretty face standing by his side at one of these rallies, I’d be glad to show up.”

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NY Times Ombudsman Slams
His Paper’s McCain Article

NY Times ombudsman Clark Hoyt has blasted his paper’s recent McCain/lobbyist hottie article, calling it “wrong to report the suppositions or concerns of anonymous aides about whether the boss is getting into the wrong bed.” A newspaper cannot begin a story about the all-but-certain Republican presidential nominee with the suggestion of an extramarital affair with an attractive lobbyist 31 years …

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McCain Denies It All

About McCain’s alleged cozy relationship with lobbyist hottie Vicki Iseman: Sen. John McCain on Thursday denied assertions published in The New York Times that he once had a close relationship with a female lobbyist whose clients had business before his Senate committee. “I’m disappointed in The New York Times piece. It’s not true,” he told reporters in Toledo, Ohio, his …

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Freepers Really Hate McCain

It’s a telling sign of how much the right-wing dislikes McCain when over 40% of the Freepers say they won’t vote for him as the Republican nominee. The dark green portions of the results indicate Free Republic members, the light blue represents non-members.

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john. he. is. / No, You Can’t

You do know that there’s going to a million of these, right? OK, one more.

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Irony Explosion

Mike Huckabee is accusing the Washington state Republican Party of stealing that state’s caucus by declaring John McCain the winner before all the votes were counted. Calling a winner brought the caucus to an end. BWAH HAH HAH. The [Huckabee] campaign will be pursuing a full investigation, including sending in lawyers to join those already on the scene in the …

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Coulter: I’ll Campaign For Clinton If McCain Is GOP Nominee. Elsewhere: Satan Places Order For Parka, Space Heater

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Governator Goes McCain

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will endorse John McCain today. The governator withheld his endorsement until the Republican debates were over because “he didn’t want to be seen taking sides in advance of the event.” His endorsement is seen a huge boon to McCain in “delegate rich” California. Unrelated: I’m so sick of reading “delegate rich”.

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McCain, Clinton Win Florida

No surprises in Florida: MIAMI — Senator John McCain edged out Mitt Romney to win the delegate-rich Florida primary on Tuesday night, solidifying his transformation from left-for-dead candidate to a front-runner and dealing a devastating blow to the presidential hopes of Rudolph W. Giuliani, whose distant finish here threatened to doom his candidacy. Mr. McCain’s narrow victory showed he could …

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Mr. HomoPhoboRoboto

John McCain’s campaign is homophobo-robo-calling Florida voters to put the fear of Jeebus in them regarding Mitt Romney’s former support for gay rights. The transcript of the call: “I’m calling with an urgent Mitt Romney [unintelligible]” “We care deeply about traditional values and protecting families. And we need someone who will not waver in the White House: Ending abortion, preserving …

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The Last Day Of Giuliani

It’s good-bye Rudy Tuesday. After his expected trouncing in today’s Florida primary, Rudy Giuliani will likely endorse John McCain. Yesterday Giuliani gave autographed baseballs to the reporters covering his campaign as a good-bye gift. I got yer good-bye right here, you asshat.

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NY Times Endorses Clinton & McCain

As expected, the New York Times today endorsed Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary. As Democrats look ahead to the primaries in the biggest states on Feb. 5, The Times’s editorial board strongly recommends that they select Hillary Clinton as their nominee for the 2008 presidential election. [snip] As strongly as we back her candidacy, we urge Mrs. Clinton to …

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Hillary Upsets Obama In New Hampshire, McCain Trounces Field

Defying pollsters and pundits who had all but crowned Barack Obama, yesterday Hillary Clinton pulled off a stunning upset in the New Hampshire primary, winning narrowly with 39% of the vote to Obama’s 37%. McCain repeated his 2000 win in NH, besting Mitt Romney by 5%. Clinton’s own team had been prepared for a loss. It appears that Obama actually …

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Lieberman Endorses McCain

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT), who calls himself an “Independent Democrat” has crossed the party aisles to endorse John McCain for president. One war hawk for another. No surprise here. Lieberman’s support for the Iraq war cost him the support of the Democratic party in 2006, so he became an Independent and won anyway. Lieberman’s endorsement is expected to greatly help …

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