Tag Archives: John Hagee

Scamvangelist Who Said “Jesus Christ Is The Vaccine” Now Says That He’s Going To Get The Actual Vaccine

ABC News reports: Pastor John Hagee, who was infected with the coronavirus last year, told his Cornerstone megachurch as he was recovering that “we have a vaccine; the name is Jesus Christ, the son of the living God.” Doctors say remarks like that make it more difficult to ensure that all communities are protected from the virus. Hagee Ministries clarified …

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Pastor Hospitalized With COVID: “The Vaccine Is Jesus”

“I’m sitting in this chair today as a testimonial to the healing power of Jesus Christ. I spent 15 days in a hospital with double pneumonia, and I’m still supposed to be home gasping for air. I’m on this platform speaking of the glory of God, for the healing power of God. “I bring under the authority of Jesus Christ …

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Megachurch Pastor Who Said God Sent Hurricane Katrina As Punishment For Gay Festival, Has COVID

Austin’s CBS News affiliate reports: John Hagee, 80, founder and senior pastor of Cornerstone Church has reportedly been diagnosed with the coronavirus. Hagee’s son, Matt made the announcement Sunday morning during a livestreamed service on Facebook, saying doctors informed them Friday of the diagnosis. “Pastor Hagee has been diligent throughout this entire COVID pandemic to monitor his health. And this …

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Pastor John Hagee: Atheists Killed Jesus [VIDEO]

Pastor John Hagee, who is perhaps most infamous for declaring that God sent Hurricane Katrina to punish America for homosexuality and for claiming that God sent Hitler to enable the creation of Israel, turned a few heads today with a fresh take the alleged crucifixion of Jesus. “Up the bloody slopes of Calvary, Jesus Christ went where atheistic hands nailed …

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Pastor John Hagee: God Will Punish You If You Betray Israel And Vote For Hillary Clinton [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On yesterday’s “Hagee Hotline,” Pastor John Hagee urged Christians to get out and vote and made it abundantly clear that he’ll be casting his vote for presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump in November. After mangling Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s famous “not to speak is to speak” quote and falsely attributing it to Martin Niemöller, …

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Pastor John Hagee: Vote For The Bible Today [VIDEO]

Pastor John Hagee, who says that Sodom & Gomorrah was only a “pilot study” for killing homosexuals, is urging his followers to get out today and “vote for the bible.” Because if they don’t, godless liberals will increase their “savage attack” on the freedom of religion and all Americans will lose their guns. According to the clip below, five of …

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Blood Moons + Iran Deal = God Kills Everybody

According to this video featuring lunatic Pastor John Hagee, God is lining up celestial objects in order to warn America that if the Iran deal is approved, he’s just gonna kill the fuck out of everybody. Hagee, you may recall, has declared that God sent Hurricane Katrina to destroy New Orleans because of Southern Decadence.

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Marriage Sadz From John Hagee: God Owes An Apology To Sodom & Gomorrah

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Hate Groups Publish Full-Page Message To SCOTUS In The Washington Post: We Won’t Honor Your Ruling On Marriage

A coalition of hate groups and Christian pastors calling themselves Defend Marriage has published a full-page message to SCOTUS in the Washington Post. Among the signers at the bottom of the ad are Mat Staver, Elaine Donnelly, the Benham brothers, Alveda King, Jim Garlow, John Hagee, E.W. Jackson, Don Wildmon, Dave Welch, Robert Jeffress, and Penny Nance. From the text: …

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John Hagee: God Will Destroy America Because Obama Isn’t Meeting Netanyahu

Hagee says that Britain has been reduced from a global empire to “one tiny island because, since Edward the First, they have been and remain an anti-Semitic nation.” And that will happen to America because of Obama’s treatment of Israel. PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: John Hagee says that all atheists should get out of America. John Hagee says atheism is stupid …

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Pastor John Hagee Vs Twitter

 (Tipped by JMG reader Elroy) PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: John Hagee says that all atheists should get out of America. John Hagee says atheism is stupid because atheists have never faith-healed anybody. John Hagee says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. John Hagee says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only …

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Gog + Magog + Ukraine = End Times

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Atheists Should Get Out Of America

“Planes are leaving every hour on the hour. Get on one.” RELATED: This is the guy who says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. This is the guy who says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay …

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John Hagee: Atheism Is Stupid Because No Atheist Has Ever Faith-Healed Somebody

This is the guy who says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. This is the guy who says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay marriage. This is the guy who has called for a preemptive nuclear …

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John Hagee: Sodom & Gomorrah Was Only A “Pilot Study” For Killing Homosexuals

Therefore if the nation accepts same-sex marriage, “judgement will come” and God will totally smite the fuck out of everybody, not just them there hummersheckshuls.

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Today In Super-Creepy Christian Toys

Viciously anti-gay crackpot Pastor John Hagee is selling a super-creepy teddy bear that drones out bible quotes while children sleep.  And we’re the ones indoctrinating kids. With the Scripture player nestled inside of the teddy bear, your child can sleep while literally holding onto and listening to the comforting promises of our Lord and Savior. Narrated by Pastor Matthew Hagee, …

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You Are Defiling America’s Purity

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John Hagee: Prayer Ended The Civil War

Wingnut Pastor John Hagee enters David Barton territory when he claims that the Civil War ended because Abraham Lincoln called for a national day of prayer. Right Wing Watch rolls its eyes: “We’d like to point out that Lincoln issued this declaration on March 30, 1863 and Lee did not have ‘the grace to surrender’ for another two years, until …

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Atheists, Get Out Of America!

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Harry Potter And Homos! Oh Noes!

Televangelist John Hagee, who preached from the stage at Rick Perry’s Christ-A-Thon, is probably most famous for his claim that God sent Hurricane Katrina because of wicked homosexuals. He’s also called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran.

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