Tag Archives: Jesus

Former President Jimmy Carter: Jesus Would Have Approved Of Gay Marriage

As you’d expect, Teabagistan is losing its shit.

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Rainbows Appear Over White House UPDATE: False Alarm, Photo Is Week Old

UPDATE: White House economic adviser Betsey Stevenson clarifies, but not before Twitter went nuts over her image.

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Christian Family Values Leader: “Hitlery” Clinton Is Too Ugly To Be President

“Think Evita after Botox treatments. Think Madame Defarge on a bad hair day. Think Lady Macbeth with serious issues (Out, out, damned bimbo!). Win the White House? Hillary couldn’t win a popularity contest if she was the only contestant. The Hideousness Factor: Lyndon Baines Johnson was the last profoundly ugly candidate to be elected president, and he was a legacy …

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Ted Cruz Ad: I’m Running Because Jesus

Neatly timed for Good Friday.

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Starnes: Jesus Loves American Sniper

“Our sweet land of liberty has been soiled by the stinking stench of Michael Moore.”

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Pastor Says World Could Have “AIDS-Free Christmas” If All Gays Are Executed

“Turn to Leviticus 20:13 because I actually discovered the cure for AIDS. ‘If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.’ And that, my friend, is the cure for AIDS. It was right there in the …

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Douchebag Of The Day – John Stemberger

(Tipped by JMG reader Erik) RELATED: In July, Stemberger declared that the fight against same-sex marriage “is worth dying for.”

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Wife-Swappers For Jesus

“They say you should not covet your neighbor’s wife. But what if your neighbor wants you to?”

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PENNSYLVANIA: Teen Faces Two Years In Jail For “Desecrating” Jesus Statue

An unnamed Pennsylvania teenager is facing up to two years in jail after posting this photo to Facebook. The young man posted that he took the pictures in late July at the statue of a kneeling Jesus in front of the “Love in the Name of Christ” Christian organization in his hometown of Everett. The criminal charge, which will be …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James Manning: All Those Who Support Homosexuality, Be Thou Cursed With Ebola

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning today posted the below video in which he says that he stands with Liberia’s Christian leaders. Manning goes on to call on God to give ebola to all homosexuals and their supporters. “All the world needs to know that sodomy and homosexuality is more deadly than the ebola virus that is spreading all over …

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LIBERIA: Christian Leaders Say God Is Cursing Nation With Ebola Because Gays

The above headline is from the Washington Post: According to Front Page Africa and the Daily Observer, President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf called on Tuesday for all residents to fast for three days and pray for forgiveness. “Relying on His divine guidance for our survival as a nation,” she announced, “I call on all Liberians to observe three days of national …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Ebola Could Solve America’s Problem With Gays & Atheists

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Family Research Council: Jesus Is Coming Back With An AR-15 Assault Rifle

“The Lord is a warrior and in Revelation 19 it says when he comes back, he’s coming back as what? A warrior. A mighty warrior leading a mighty army, riding a white horse with a blood-stained white robe. I believe that blood on that robe is the blood of his enemies ’cause he’s coming back as a warrior carrying a …

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Turn The Other Other Cheek

Details. (Tipped by JMG reader Gene)

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Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly To Explain “White Santa/White Jesus” Remarks

Mediaite reports: Friday evening on The Kelly File, Fox’s Megyn Kelly will address the controversy surrounding her Wednesday evening segment in which she declared that it is a “verifiable fact” that Santa Claus is white. The segment set off all kinds of reactions, from outrage to mockery to eye-rolls to scholarly analysis. Several media outlets noted how Kelly was absent …

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Holy Smoke

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Paul Crouch: The Death Of A Salesman

“An honest eulogy.” You must watch this.

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