Tag Archives: Jesus

PRAY FOR ARNOLD: Trump Mocks “Total Disaster” Apprentice Ratings At National Prayer Breakfast

ABC News reports: President Trump offered up a prayer to Arnold Schwarzenegger as he addressed the audience at this morning’s National Prayer Breakfast. “They hired a big movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger to take my place, and we know how that turned out,” Trump said at the top of his remarks. He continued, “The ratings went right down the tubes. It’s …

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One Million Moms Launches Campaign Against TV Land’s Teachers For “Sacrilegious Portrayal Of Jesus”

Just in via email: TV Land continues to air the vile program “Teachers” on Tuesday evenings at 10:00 p.m. ET/9:00 p.m. CT with a TV-14 rating, but the previews air much earlier in the evening when children are likely watching TV. The vulgar advertisements for “Teachers” are airing during shows such as the “Andy Griffith Show” and other family-friendly programs. …

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HOLY DUCK FACE: Joseph & Mary Take Selfie With Baby Jesus In “Hipster Nativity Scene” Now On Sale

Hail Mary, full of kale. Hemant Mehta writes at Friendly Atheist: With Thanksgiving coming up, it’s not too late to start thinking about the Nativity scene you’ll put outside your home. For the atheists out there, may I suggest this one featuring what the birth of Jesus would look like in 2016? I kind of want one just for the …

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Today’s The Big Day For The Anti-Christ

According to several dozen YouTube clips that cumulatively have millions of views, the Anti-Christ will reveal himself to the world today. The clips breathlessly report that today’s date has been confirmed by end times Pastor John Hagee, Pope Francis, Fox News, and other extremely reliable sources. The far-right Charisma News, however, reassures its readers that today can’t be the actual …

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Southern Baptist Head Richard Land: If I Didn’t Vote For Donald Trump, I’d Have To Apologize To Jesus

“I believe I have a moral obligation to vote for the lesser evil. Otherwise, I become morally culpable for the greater evil prevailing. Some Evangelicals have said, ‘If I voted for Donald Trump, I would have to apologize to Bill Clinton.’ Frankly, I feel that if I didn’t vote for Donald Trump in order to defeat Hillary Clinton, I would …

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HOLLYWOOD: Mel Gibson Plans Christ Sequel

From the Hollywood Reporter: Mel Gibson and writer Randall Wallace are working on a sequel to The Passion of the Christ that will tell the story of the resurrection of Jesus, Wallace tells The Hollywood Reporter. Wallace, nominated for an Academy Award for scripting Gibson’s 1995 best picture Oscar winner Braveheart, on Thursday (reluctantly) confirmed rumors that he has begun to …

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Todd Starnes: Run Over Trump Protesters

Fox News commentator Todd Starnes, who is an ardent supporter of Ted Cruz, responded to Saturday’s blockade of the entry road to a Trump rally by suggesting that the protesters simply be run over. Many of Starnes’ followers on Twitter applauded, with one adding, “And then reverse–problem doubly solved for keeps!” After all, it’s what Jesus would want.

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Meet Republican Jesus [VIDEO]

The Week recaps: “God is a very important part of this primary election,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday’s Kimmel Live, with “most all of the candidates” going out of their way to “talk about the Bible and their faith.” Kimmel said it would be interesting to hear what some actual quotes from these pious candidates sounded like “from the mouth …

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Bill Donohue: Superstore Is Anti-Catholic [VIDEO]

You guys, Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is VERY UPSET at last night’s episode of the new NBC sitcom Superstore. He wails: The furor unleashed by Hollywood against Christians, especially Catholics, has never been greater. This is due to many reasons, one of which is the large number of homosexual writers who work there—this is no secret—many of whom bear …

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Rubio Tries To Out-Jesus Everybody In New Ad [VIDEO]

USA Today reports: Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio is highlighting his Christian faith as he attempts to clip competitor Ted Cruz’s momentum in Iowa. Rubio on Thursday released a new 30-second ad that will hit the airwaves this weekend in Iowa that says he is guided by his faith — Rubio is Catholic — in everything that he does. “The …

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Sarah Silverman Trolls Wingnuts With Jesus Tweet

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is ever so pissed: Sarah Silverman, the foul-mouthed, anti-Catholic bigot, is at it again. On Christmas morning, she tweeted, “Merry Christmas! Jesus was gender fluid.” Thus did she use the celebration of our Lord’s birth to mock Christian beliefs about marriage, family and human sexuality. Silverman’s perversions would be her own problem if she kept …

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Betty Bowers: Happy Baby Jesus Day! [VIDEO]

“Merry CHRISTmas from America’s Best Christian™.”

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Matt Barber: Jesus Joins The NRA

“It’s a God-given right. Or so says Jesus. He told His disciples, for instance, ‘When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe’ (Luke 11:21). Additionally, as he was preparing to selflessly surrender Himself for imminent crucifixion, He likewise encouraged His followers to arm themselves for imminent self-defense, saying, ‘But now if you have a …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning Warns: If You Disrupt My Church We Will Murder Your Family And Then Piss On Their Graves [VIDEO]

Early this week Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning was among the group of black clergy who met with Donald Trump. In the clip below, Manning recounts how one of the pastors at the meeting  (whom he refers to with the N-word) mentioned apologizing to his congregation after protesters allegedly “stormed the pulpit.” Pastor Manning would like you to know …

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Court Filing: Colorado Killer Believed He Could Do “Anything He Pleased” Because Jesus Forgives All

According to divorce papers filed by his second wife in a South Carolina court, Colorado mass murderer Richard Dear was an End Times fanatic who believed that he could commit any action he pleased because he would “saved” by Jesus. The Post & Courier reports: His second wife, [Deborah] Mescher, described Dear in divorce papers filed in 1993 as a controlling, …

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Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ Supports Open Carry

In her continuing ploy to generate VP buzz, Sarah Palin today declared that Christ His Own Damn Self would fight for the right carry semi-automatic weapons around his local Walmart. “Jesus would fight for our Second Amendment. Taking concrete defense measures (i.e. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah…that…we don’t want that. Shoot, even the Lord said to take …

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Trump Hits Back At Carson: He’s Just An OK Doctor

As we expected, Donald Trump is blasting both barrels at Ben Carson, who yesterday finally played the “I’m more Jesus than Trump” card. The Hill recaps this morning’s interview: Donald Trump said on Thursday that fellow 2016 Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson is being hypocritical for bringing religion into the race. “Who is he to question my faith?” Trump asked …

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TRAILER: Risen

The Irish Examiner recaps: In what must be one of the weirdest trailers we’ve seen in a very long time, Joseph Fiennes goes chasing after the newly resurrected Jesus Christ. What?! So is this some kind of detective story where he’s actually trying to solve that mystery – which is certainly how its presented? Far more likely it’s a faith-based-flick …

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Pastor Jeremiah Johnson: God Told Me He Sent Donald Trump To Help Bring About The Second Coming Of Jesus

“The Holy Spirit spoke to me and said, ‘Trump shall become My trumpet to the American people, for he possesses qualities that are even hard to find in My people these days. Trump does not fear man nor will he allow deception and lies to go unnoticed. I am going to use him to expose darkness and perversion in America …

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The Official Chicken Of Jesus

Via Raw Story: Fox News radio host Todd Starnes over the weekend delivered a sermon encouraging Christians to fight back against same-sex marriage and transgender equality. Speaking to Abilene Baptist Church in Augusta on Sunday, Starnes began by saying it was good to be back in the South where it was easy to find Waffle House and Chick-fil-A restaurants, which …

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