Tag Archives: Jesse Watters

“When Donald Trump was sworn into office, he designated MS-13 a terrorist organization. And terrorists aren’t bound by deportation restrictions, meaning the judge’s restrictions on deporting Garcia to his home country of El Salvador vacated. So ICE picked Garcia up, put him on a plane, and sent him home. The Trump administration is arguing this is a national security situation. …

“Garcia’s a Bulls fan? But he’s from El Salvador. And he lives in Maryland, not Chicago. The Bulls lost 60 games in 2019, so why the hat? Can Garcia name anyone on the team, anyone on any Bulls team besides Jordan? Everyone from El Salvador knows what it means when you wear a Bulls hat, it means you’re MS-13. When …

“We didn’t want to kill Barack Obama, we just didn’t think he was legally qualified to be president because of where he was born. And then Hillary, we didn’t want to kill, we were just so afraid of her, we thought she’d kill us first. But we do this in other countries. The CIA literally uses the same exact propaganda …

Media Matters has the transcript: GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): Could trump’s tariffs be the ultimate testosterone boost? This self-proclaimed MAGA-lefty says yes. [Plays clip of female Fox commentator.] You said in the green room that the crisis in masculinity began with the first male flight attendant. Care to elaborate, Jesse? JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): Even if it’s a male flight attendant, I …

“Behind the scenes, the president’s been pounding the fact that the world’s been ripping us off for 40 years, and he’s on a mission to right those wrongs before the end of his term. The vision: turn the country into a place with thriving main streets and hometowns where American workers make American products sold to the American public. Doesn’t …

“Dumb power is fighting unwinnable wars, defunding the police, opening the border. Feeble is falling down and falling asleep. And being friendly to the world is what got us in this mess. We’re not in high school. We don’t need friends. “Every country puts their interests first. And when our interests align, we can do business. And when they don’t, …

“It’s not a big story. If this was an Al Jazeera reporter that they accidentally put on the group text, yeah. But it’s Jeffrey Goldberg, who’s a real scumbag. Biden, if he had put me on a text, and it was, like, Binder, and all of his political people, I would have stayed on there for four years. And then October …

“Journalists like Goldberg will sometimes send out fake names with a contact with their cells to deceive politicians. This wouldn’t surprise me if Goldberg sneaked his way in. He’s the lowest of the low. This is the guy who reported Trump that didn’t want to pay for a gold star funeral. Remember he said, ‘It doesn’t cost 60k to bury …

“Do you ever try to start a group text? You’re adding people and you accidentally add the wrong person? All of a sudden your aunt Mary knows all the raunchy plans for your bachelor party? Well, that kind of happened today with the Trump Administration. “Mike Waltz was putting together a group chat on Signal, an encrypted app. Waltz accidentally …

“Real men don’t talk about how masculine they are. I have rules for men. Like you don’t eat soup in public. You don’t cross your legs. And you don’t drink from a straw and one of the reasons is just the way your lips purse. It’s very effeminate. His excuse was ‘I was drinking a milkshake.’ Again, you shouldn’t be …

“You would think deporting drug dealers and gang bangers would be a unifying issue, but you’d be wrong. Obama judge James Boasberg tried putting the kibosh on Trump’s deportation flights over the weekend, and it turns out his family might be compromised.  “Boasberg’s daughter works for migrants. She gives them legal advice and protects them from getting deported. Oh, and …

“America is expanding. You can call this market growing pains. We’re also expanding geographically. Trump’s White House is even asking the Pentagon to develop military options for the Panama Canal. The Panamanian military can either work with us or work for us, if you know what I mean. And Greenland’s basically inevitable.” – Fox News host Jesse Watters, after Trump …

“Yesterday, our neighbors to the north decided they wanted to do things the hard way. They slapped a 25% tariff on electricity coming into the country, which would jack up utility prices in New York, Michigan, Minnesota. Trump hit back this morning, announcing he was doubling the tariffs on Canadian steel from 25% to 50. The Canadians didn’t like that. …

“Fox News alert, Laura Ingraham and Maria Bartiromo have just been named by Donald Trump to be on the board of the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. And that is a huge honor and I’m very happy for them. But I’m also a little jealous because I feel like everybody is getting things — ambassadorships, board seats, Cabinet positions. I …

“I you didn’t like the language of the deal, stay in Kyiv. Hash it out for another week and then fly here. Don’t fly here and get all emotional. “We run the world. This is America’s world. He’s our proxy. This ends when we say it ends. It doesn’t end when Zelensky — if he wants to go it alone, …

“I did a little research on bear attacks and fatalities in North America. During the pandemic, we shut down the national parks and we didn’t have a single park ranger. “You know how many people died from bear attacks that year when there were zero park rangers? One American. “When we rehired all of the park rangers the next year, …

“Things are going so well, he’s thinking about never leaving. Four more years of Trump? Democrats might actually move to Canada, but by that time it’ll be a state. It’s been a whirlwind month, that’s all part of the plan. Unlike Trump 1.0, the chaos is calculated and explicitly designed to institutionalize MAGA, paralyze the president’s enemies, and permanently break …

“Let me tell you a story about Chris. Chris was a guy I met at a shooting event in New Jersey. A 20-year veteran of the US military, one of the guys who has killed a lot of bad guys. Put his life on the line. He punched out after 20 years of working for the Pentagon. “And he’s only …

“We are waging a 21st-century information warfare campaign against the left, and they are using tactics from the 1990s. They are holding tiny presser conferences, tiny little rallies. They are screaming into the ether on MSNBC. This is what you call top-down command and control. “You’ve got the talking points from a newspaper, and you put it on the broadcast …

“The two-state solution, living side-by-side, it’s an unrealistic expectation. So this Gaza-stan is the only alternative. I’m not saying it’s the answer, but right now it is the only alternative that’s realistic. So, until the Arab powers come with their idea, this is the only idea at play right now.  “This population in Palestine is hostile, it’s uneducated. It’s even …