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Jersey Shore star Snooki today told her seven million Twitter followers that she’s ordained to perform weddings and looks forward to officiating for her hairdressers. In other news, Snooki has seven million Twitter followers.

Does this mean the world won’t meet Snooki’s baby?

TV Guide has posted a recap of who they say are the highest-paid performers on television this year. Judge Judy is by far the leader. Drama (per episode)Mark Harmon (NCIS): $500,000Ellen Pompeo (Grey’s Anatomy): $350,000Kevin Bacon (The Following): $175,000Lucy Liu (Elementary): $125,000Stephen Amell (Arrow): $30,000 Comedy (per episode)Ashton Kutcher (Two and a Half Men): $700,000Kaley Cuoco (The Big Bang Theory): …

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“Joey Fatone has just been eaten by a shark!”

“Pregnant, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.”

Christie isn’t actually running for anything, but if he was, Snooki would SO not be voting for him.

In an amusing reverse-endorsement offer, yesterday Abercrombie & Fitch said they would pay the cast of Jersey Shore to stop wearing their brand on the show. “We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s {The Situation] association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is …

What happens when gays gather to celebrate? Glitter, rainbows, and lots of skin. Which is repulsive and offensive. And what happens when straights gather to celebrate? Fistfights, property damage, and many many arrests. Plenty of fights in Seaside Heights, N.J., have aired on MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” but none resulted in this many arrests. Police say they arrested 62 people at …

Audio totally way NSFW. (Via – Dan Savage)

You know how New Yorkers are famed for their snobbish disregard for popular culture? Yeah, not so much anymore if the reaction of the below audience to Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D is to be believed. Manhattan’s Terminal 5 was sold out at $35 a pop to “watch Pauly push buttons,” says Eater, who calls the event a “truly historic …

As part of MTV’s New Year’s Eve celebration in Times Square, the network will lower Jersey Shore cast member Snooki in a giant hamster ball. The ball will drop (violently, some would hope) from the seventh floor balcony of MTV’s studios.

Way to keep your eye on the ball, Sen. McCain!

The cast of Jersey Shore is taking part in MTV’s own campaign against bullying. And Dan Savage’s brainchild continues to expand far beyond what he probably imagined.

The above is an excerpt from the new “book” by Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. Soon to be a New York Times bestseller. SRSLY.

This is NOT a joke. E Online reports that Bristol Palin and Jersey Shore’s The Situation have been cast for the next season of Dancing With The Stars. We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of DWTS, set to premiere Sept. 20, according to sources. As for …

This year’s hot costumes? I’m betting on Steven Slater and that super-annoying Progressive Insurance woman. The Walgreens on my block is already all Halloween. Boo.

Sen. John McCain tweeted Jersey Shore cast member Snooki this weekend. Because he’s down with the Em Tee Vee generation! In a preview for the second season of the almost Hallmark-like TV show, Snooki (who is coincidentally the same exact shade of orange as Ohio Rep. John Boehner) explained that she no longer uses tanning beds because “Obama put a …