Tag Archives: Jeebus

Obama’s Minister: Hillary Ain’t Never Been Called A N-Word

Hillary isn’t the only one being embarrassed by her supporters. Barack Obama’s camp is distancing themselves from this sermon by Obama’s former minister Jeremiah Wright, who compares Obama to Jesus. This sermon was recorded in December, but has just surfaced on YouTube. Obama’s campaign says of Wright: “Sen. Obama has said before that he profoundly disagrees with some of the …

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Team McCain

Jesus’ General takes on John McCain’s BFF Pastor John Hagee, whom you may recall saying that New Orleans was destroyed by Katrina due to God’s displeasure with all dem homos at Southern Decadence. (Via – Pam’s House Blend.)

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The Reincarnation Of Elmer Gantry

Provided by People For The American Way, here’s a delightful sampling of the homophobic spewing by Rev. Rod Parsely, John McCain’s new “spiritual guide.” Step back, you don’t want to get spittle on you.

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The Pope Can’t Wait To Meet You

Pope Evilictus Valdemort is looking forward to his April visit to the United States, where Jeebus’ people are fighting the good fight against queers. “The American people’s historic appreciation of the role of religion in shaping public discourse and in shedding light on the inherent moral dimension of social issues is reflected in the efforts of so many of your …

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Touch Therapy 4UNow, Must Travel

A Canadian minister has been found guilty of sexual assault for his “touch therapy” method of handling a young man struggling with his sexuality. And by “touch therapy” we mean “having sex with.” The alleged victim, now 29, told court he started meeting Lewis for counselling sessions in early 2000 after his parents caught him viewing gay pornography on the …

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Charles Barkley’s Got Your Back

Retired NBA star Charles Barkley announced on CNN that he was sick of “fake Christians” and that he fully supports gay marriage. Barkley plans on running for governor of Alabama after he satisfies their seven-year residency requirement in 2014. The Christian Anti-Defamation Commission is demanding an apology from Barkely, saying, “Ironically, Barkley engaged in the very activity of judging others …

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AFA: Don’t Say ‘OHMIGOD!’
(ohmigodjoemigodohmigod)

Jeremy at Good As You tipped me that the American Family Association is pissed at TVLand for the title of their new feature, the OHMIGOD! That’s So 80’s Weekend. I’m guessing they’d also have an issue with the title of this here website thingy. Maybe the content too. A little.

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Operator, Get Me Jeebus On The Line

My landline has been getting drilled all week by a telemarketer with a blocked ID. I don’t pick up for blocked callers, but Google reveals that the number, 866-266-6277, is owned by United American Technologies. From Wikipedia: The telemarketing campaign, run by a nonprofit organization called “Faith, Family and Freedom” begins its pitch by asking the callee if they were …

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Rolling like A Rapper

Dateline covered the lavish lifestyle of Pastor Benny Hinn, which includes a $10M oceanside mansion, personal jets, and numerous stays at opulent resorts where the daily room rates are in the thousands of dollars. But it’s OK, cuz he totally uses the rest of his time exhorting his millions of viewers to send him money to feed the starving children …

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Talking Out Of Four Sides Of His Mouths

December 30th, on Meet The Press: “I’ve never tried to come out with some way of imposing a doctrinaire Christian perspective in a way that is really against the Constitution. I’ve never done that.” January 14th, speaking to evangelical supporters in Michigan: “What we need to do is to amend the Constitution so that it’s in God’s standards rather than …

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Huckabee: We Need To Amend The U.S. Constitution To Reflect God’s Standards

I’m rethinking my opinion on Mike Huckabee. Because with crackpot shit like this, maybe he IS the guy we want running against the Dem nominee. Too bad he only got 16% to Romney’s 39% in Michigan yesterday.

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Pat Robertson: We Prayed Away The Nuke!

Remember last year when Pat Robertson said that Jeebus told him that a terrorist attack on the U.S. involving a nuclear weapon would occur in 2007? Now he says, “All I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us.” Whew! That was close! According to Robertson’s latest chat with the Flying …

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Xmas Adam

Some call today Christmas Eve Eve, but others call it Christmas Adam. Because Adam came before Eve. Poor Eve, she probably had to finish by herself. Adam was never so selfish with Steve..

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War On California’s SB777 Continues

The Christofascists are really losing their shit over California’s SB777, the law intended to stop discrimination against LGBT youth in public schools. Schwarzenegger signed the bill into law earlier this year. From WingNutDaily: HOMOSEXODUS! Revealed: ‘Gay’ plans to target 2-year-olds 5th-grade students could be handed ‘Coping With Sexual Orientation’ Children as young as two years of age are in the …

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WWJE?

Who would Jesus endorse? Hilarious.

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Oh, Hai. I Kan Eatz Jeebus?

Over on Whateveresque they are giving the LOLcats treatment to the Creation Museum, where visitors wander among dioramas depicting the dinosaurs as present during Biblical events. High-larry-us. (Via – Mountains Of Madness.).

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Value Voters: Lock Up Queers,
Death To Blasphemers

Huffington Post’s Max Blumenthal reports from last week’s Value Voters Summit where he lets the cameras roll as the Christianists elabocrazy on quarantining sodomites and other Jeebus-filled topics. Watch the video all the way through, if you’ve got the stomach for it. From his post: Recently, there has been a lot of mainstream media noise about a new, more socially …

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Haggard’s Web Of Lies Unravels

The head of the halfway house that Ted Haggard claims to be moving into says he had no knowledge of Haggard’s plan, saying of Haggard’s email plea to former parishioners, “That was something that was totally unbeknownst to us when he sent it.” Additionally, the registered sex offender that runs the charity that Haggard requested donations be sent to, Paul …

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Ted Haggard: Send Me Cash (Again)
And You’ll Go To Heaven

Ted “Completely Heterosexual” Haggard and his family are moving into a Phoenix halfway-house where they will minister “in whatever capacity asked, whether it’s cleaning the building, hosting a visiting group, attending a meeting, or facilitating a study.” And despite that his former employers, the New Life Church, agreed to pay his $138K salary through 2007, Haggard has issued his former …

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Windfalwell

Liberty University has used their portion of the proceeds of Jerry Falwell’s life insurance, $29 million, to retire their debt. Another $5M went to the congregation of his Thomas Road Church. What a country, when an elderly, morbidly obese man can be insured for $34M. If only the money had gone back to all the little old ladies whose pockets …

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