Tag Archives: Jeebus

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Boo-Boos With Bible Verses

Indoctrination! But at least the kid will associate pain with Jeebus. (Source)

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Blasphemy Trivia

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Sally Kern: God Keeps Me In Office

“I wanted to see what kind of traction my opponent was getting so I had a survey done by a good group here in Oklahoma and what we found out which I think, this just shows the Lord’s wisdom and intervention, I have the most conservative district and the most churched district in all of Oklahoma. Now, isn’t that something? …

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Stealing Dogs For Jeebus

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Cosmo Jarvis – Sure As Hell Not Jesus

(Tipped by JMG reader Brian)

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Seven Mountains Dominionist: Satan Hand Picks The Leaders Of Our Government

And something something Elton John something Madonna.

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Porno Pete LaBarbera Rides The Waambulance About My GLAAD Award

In an article being distributed today by Christian Newswire, SPLC-certified hate activist Porno Pete LaBarbera attacks GLAAD for my recent award. According to LaBarbera, GLAAD is hypocritical for going after Kobe Bryant while not minding my criticisms of the Christianist anti-gay hate industry. “Apparently GLAAD’s leaders despise critics of homosexuality so much that they fail to see the irony of …

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Fingered By Jeebus

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Jesus Hates The Minimum Wage

Unsurprisingly, capital gains and estate taxes are also unbiblical.

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Caption This

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Who Would Jesus Stab?

(Via – Jesus Needs New PR)

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Holy Ghost Wrecking Machines

WTF is going on here? UPDATE: Right Wing Watch points us to their post about this nutter, Pastor Todd Bentley, founder of the dominionist group Joel’s Army and BFF of anti-gay freak show Lou Engle. From a 2008 report by the Southern Poverty Law Center: Todd Bentley has a long night ahead of him, resurrecting the dead, healing the blind, …

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Two Messages

Via Stuff Fundies Like, an interesting two-topic booklet. Hit the link for biblical proof that Jeebus wore a high-top fade. Or something.

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Jeebus Tastes Like Doritos

Catholics and Freepers have launched a petition against this entry in a contest in which the winning ad will be aired during the Super Bowl. Currently, this clip leads in the voting. Wait until Bill Donohue sees it! (Tipped by JMJ reader Lynda)

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Rambo Jeebus

One of Andrew Sullivan’s readers sends him this billboard from South Carolina.

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The Bible Is True, It Says So In The Bible

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Sharron Angle: The Wicked Ways Of Gay Marriage & Medicare Are Destroying Us

Speaking to a Nevada church, Sharron Angle got all caught up in Jeebus and denounced social programs, abortion, divorce, and gay marriage as the “wicked ways” that are destroying America. “I confess that we are a nation who has killed our children. I confess that we are a nation who has walked away from the family and allowed divorce even …

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MC 900 Foot Jeebus

It’s not quite 900 feet, but the statue going up in Poland will be the world’s biggest Jeebus. Why are they building it? For the MONEY, silly. Although erected ostensibly to show gratitude to God, the town hopes having the massive statue will bring tourists into a community that has lain off the beaten track for most of its existence. …

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Yes, I’m Running For Mayor, But Let’s Start With My Original Song About Jeebus

Towleroad notes that Providence, Rhode Island mayoral candidate Christopher Young was also thrown out of a debate last month for refusing to remove the giant statue of the BVM he’d brought with him.

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