Tag Archives: Jeebus

She Can Raise Children From The Dead

Whackadoodle preacher Cindy Jacobs has outdone herself. Remember her 2011 claim that God killed thousands of birds in the Midwest because he was ever so pissed about the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell? This is even better.

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Snakes For Jesus

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Anderson Cooper Tweets About Jesus

After getting a tweet that wished for the end of his CNN career, Anderson Cooper fired back to mock the sender’s mere 24 followers. The above then resulted.

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Only Jesus Can Fix The Economy

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Christian Reality Television

Guns! Homophobia! Jeebus! The Call of The Giles shows families how to live a powerful and productive adventure laden life without whizzing on God and country. TCOTG features Townhall.com columnist Doug Giles and his wife Mary Margaret, daughter Hannah Giles of the 2009 ACORN undercover sting videos and Regis Giles, NRA columnist and owner of GirlsJustWannaHaveGuns.com. Coming 2012 to a …

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Christ, The Faggot

Kittredge Cherry writes in Huffington Post: Every community presents Jesus in their own way. There is black Jesus, Asian Jesus, female “Christa” — and now queer Jesus to set people free and heal some of the damage done in Christ’s name. Many, including me, see the queer Christ Jesus as a blessing that builds faith by embodying God’s wildly inclusive …

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Jesus Is Not Gluten-Free

I actually see Cher, but whatevs crazy lady.

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Sad People For Jeebus

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American Family Association: The False Faith Of Mormons Threatens America

“[Mormonism] is not a Christian faith. It is, as Robert Jeffress of First Baptist Church in Dallas says, a false religion. So it’s kind of a striking things and I know it concerns a number of spiritual leaders, and I count myself among them, is what this would mean for the spiritual health of the United States of America is …

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Jesus Is A Not-Romney

“Obviously Mitt Romney is deceived. Do you want someone deceived by the Mormon cult in the White House? Many people know that Mormons teach heresies like Jesus is the spirit brother of Lucifer. But do people know voting for Romney will bring God’s judgment (2 Chronicles 19:2)? If you love Jesus Christ, you won’t vote for Mormon Romney. There is …

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TRAILER: Tea Party Jesus

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Urban Dictionary’s Word Of The Day

Over at Urban Dictionary, today’s word of the day is “Jeebus.” According to some of the posts there, Jeebus predates its current Simpsons-inspired usage. Some say Frank Zappa used it on one of his records and Zappa fan Matt Groening got it there. Others say the term dates back centuries as just one of many words people used to avoid …

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Jeebus Wants You To Kick Some Ass

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The Extra Space Is For Jeebus

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What A Friend We Have In Shesus

I don’t why this cracks me up so much.

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Betty Bowers On Ignoring Jesus

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In Stock: RPG Jesus

(Via – Jesus Needs New PR)

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Salvation On Wry

Just $29.99. Includes shipping.

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Jesus Was SO Not A Bartender

When Jeebus turned water into wine, that wine was totally non-alcoholic. And it is blasphemous for you to say otherwise. (Source)

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