Tag Archives: Idiocracy

DeSantis Canvasser Mocks Homeowner Who Told Him To Leave: “I’m Stoned, I Don’t Even Care, Eat My Balls”

The Washington Post reports: With his foot on a front porch of a stately home in Charleston, S.C., a canvasser for a $100 million field effort supporting Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) vented on July 7 about a homeowner who he said had told him to get off his lawn. Speaking on his phone while wearing a T-shirt with “DESANTIS” …

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Fox & Friends Host Praises RFK Jr’s “Sheer Masculinity”

“You’ve gone viral not only with your message, but just your sheer masculinity. I mean you’ve got those workout videos that are floating around. I mean, that — what did that video teach you about the state of American politics in 2023?” – Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy, speaking this morning to RFK Jr., who is surprisingly open to …

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Christie: “I’d Kick Trump’s Ass” In Cage Match [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: Chris Christie joined Piers Morgan for an interview that aired on Thursday, during which Morgan addressed him with the unusual question. “Talking of fighting, if you and Trump got in the ring — he loves his UFC and stuff like that, right — if you got in the octagon, you and him, who would win?” he asked. “Come …

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GOP Rep: Humanitarian Aid Isn’t In The Constitution

Mediaite reports: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) suggested on the House floor that because the phrase “humanitarian aid for women and children in Afghanistan” is not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution, such aid is unconstitutional. On Thursday, the House debated an amendment introduced by Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA) to the National Defense Authorization Act. The measure would strip funding for …

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Suarez Raffles Free Year Of College For $1 Donations

The Hill reports: “AI Francis Suarez here. I’ll cut to the chase. SOS America PAC is giving away a free year of college. Seriously. You can enter now for a chance to win a free year of college,” an artificial intelligence (AI) version of Suarez says in a video shared by the pro-Suarez super PAC to supporters on Twitter. “Higher …

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Secret Service: We Can’t Figure Out Who Left Cocaine

Via press release from the Secret Service: On the evening of July 2, officers from the U.S. Secret Service Uniformed Division found an unknown substance inside a vestibule leading to the lobby area of the West Executive Avenue entrance to the White House. The substance was located inside a receptacle used to temporarily store electronic and personal devices prior to …

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Fired Twitter Employees Sue For $500M In Severance

Reuters reports: Twitter Inc on Wednesday was hit with a lawsuit accusing it of refusing to pay at least $500 million in promised severance to thousands of employees who were laid off after Elon Musk acquired the company. Courtney McMillian, who oversaw Twitter’s employee benefits programs as its “head of total rewards” before she was laid off in January, filed …

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Kid Rock Still Sells Bud Light After Machine Gun Stunt

The Daily Beast reports: After Bud Light’s brief partnership with a transgender influencer sparked right-wing outrage, Kid Rock established himself as one of the brand’s strongest critics. But CNN’s recent visit to his signature bar in Nashville— Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock ‘n’ Roll Steakhouse—told a different story. “Despite the online bravado, and talk of a boycott, …

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Kirk: Leftists Want “Metrosexual Betas With No Muscle”

Media Matters has the transcript: They want men to become metrosexual betas of low testosterone that are androgynous consumers that sit on their tail all day long that have no muscle mass, no desire, no purpose. They want you depressed, they want you weak, and they want you easily controlled. The Great Reset relies upon the masculine firewall, the masculine …

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DeSantis Rejects $377 Million In Federal Energy Funds

Bloomberg News reports: Florida Republican Governor and 2024 presidential contender Ron DeSantis quietly rejected hundreds of millions of dollars in federal energy funding, as the Biden administration touts the benefits of its marquee climate law on the campaign trail in battleground states. The funding, totaling about $377 million, included hundreds of millions of dollars for energy-efficiency rebates and electrification as …

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Flight Diverted After Passenger Melts Down Over Meal

The Guardian reports: A United Airlines flight heading from Houston to Amsterdam was diverted to Chicago after an unruly business class passenger interrupted the flight, reportedly because his first meal choice was unavailable. The flight took off at 4.20pm local time in Houston on Sunday, and was in Chicago airspace two hours into the flight. Flight tracking website Flightradar24 showed …

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Jenner Mocks Anti-Trans Pundit As Having “Breasts”

Mediaite reports: Transgender Republican Caitlyn Jenner complimented an anti-trans pundit’s “breasts” and asked if he was “transitioning” on Sunday after he accused former President Donald Trump of being “as pro-trans” as President Joe Biden. John Cardillo — a conservative commentator and former Trump supporter who now supports Trump’s rival Ron DeSantis —lashed out at Trump in a Twitter post on …

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Judge: Lady Gaga Doesn’t Have To Pay $500K Reward To Woman Convicted In 2021 Theft Of Her Three Dogs

TMZ reports: Lady Gaga just won a legal case over her huge dog reward offer that a woman was trying to claim — ’cause a judge just told her … ya can’t have your stolen cake and eat it too. According to legal docs, obtained by TMZ, a judge tossed Jennifer McBride’s lawsuit against the singer … in which she …

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Ramaswamy Offers 10% Commission For New Donors

Politico reports: It now pays to be a supporter of Vivek Ramaswamy’s presidential bid — at least for those who can convince their friends to click a link and donate. The 37-year-old Republican is launching the “Vivek Kitchen Cabinet,” a scheme that promises to pay participants 10 percent of any money they raise for his campaign. It’s the latest attention-grabbing …

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Fox Guest: Blood-Drinking Chinese Are Infiltrating US

“We’re seeing desperate middle class Chinese – these are generally not poor people – because they can pay $35,000 a head to the Mexican cartels to bring them in. “But among them are packs of males of between 5 and 15 who are of military age, not coming with family groups, pretending not to speak English, and engaging in Chinese …

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Politico: Republicans Have “Declared War On Barbie”

Politico reports: In a Barbie world, who controls the South China Sea? That’s the question a handful of Republican lawmakers — not to mention much of Southeast Asia — is asking thanks to a background detail in the upcoming “Barbie” movie due out later this month. The detail in question is a dashed line drawn on a map off the …

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Fox News Host: Arm Retail Workers To Stop Shoplifters

“You’d want people to kind of know what they were doing. You’d want armed people to be doing it and to do it. But it is amazing that you have all of this concern about liability where it sorts of cuts against the employees. What about the liability for the employees? You’re creating — I think the legal term is …

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WaPo: Cocaine Was Found In White House Visitors Area

The Washington Post reports: Officials found cocaine on the ground floor of the White House on Sunday near where visitors taking tours of the West Wing are instructed to leave their cellphones, according to three people familiar with the investigation. The Secret Service is investigating how cocaine ended up in the White House, after the discovery of the substance prompted …

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Secret Service Probes Cocaine Found At White House

The New York Times reports: A small amount of a white powdery substance was found in the White House on Sunday evening, according to a person familiar with the episode, and an initial test by emergency response workers determined that it was cocaine. President Biden and his family were away at Camp David when a uniformed Secret Service agent found …

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Apprentice Contestant: I Had Sex With Jr In Gay Club

Newsweek reports: Donald Trump Jr. was “super comfortable” whilst visiting a gay club, according to Aubrey O’Day, a singer who claims she had an affair with Donald Trump’s then-married eldest son during 2011-12, despite him later “kind of belittling the gay community.” O’Day claimed Trump Jr. was “totally chill and nice with everybody” with the pair later having “sex in …

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