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Stop Oppressing Ratty Hairpiece Woman!

“I found it fascinating to read the announcement yesterday that I had been included in a list of 36 dangerous radicals who should be banned from national television and print outlets. That’s definitely a first. But rather than feeling the shame it was intended to create, I guess I’m feeling rather honored to be included alongside the likes of Focus …

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Hissey Fit

“I don’t really like gay people,” sniffs GOProud member Matt Hissey. “Stereotypical gay people frustrate me,” he adds with a dramatic toss of his frosted blond hair before launching into an attack on nellie men who need to be more “normal and straight-acting.”UPDATE: JMG readers Vincent and Damian remind us that this isn’t the first time Hissey has appeared on …

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CNN On Right Wing Anger

GOP pollster Frank Luntz says that Americans are “mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.” How original. Personally, I’m mad as hell at Luntz’ terrible wig. And I’m not gonna take it anymore!

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Miss Implants Tweets Me

Garsh, Miss California, what is it, exactly, that I’m lying about? UPDATE: So how do we find out if this Twitter account really belongs to her? A little help!

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Miss California Bible USA Carrie Prejean’s Topless Photos Surface

I know many of you have demanded an end to the Carrie Prejean posts, but seriously, how could I pass this by? Self-proclaimed bible thumper Miss California, Carrie Prejean, should start pointing the finger at herself for her own indiscretions. TheDirty.com has received exclusive images of the homophobic debutante that would clearly strip her of her Miss California crown. So …

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Carrie Prejean To Star In New NOM Ad

You just knew this was coming, right? Via Ben Smith at Politico: Miss California, Carrie Prejean, who offered memorable opposition to same-sex marriage and a young, attractive new face for the movement against it, will appear tomorrow at a press conference hosted by the National Organization for Marriage at the National Press Club, according to a press release from the …

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