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Last week I quoted Iowa Family Policy council head Chuck Hurley who said “blah blah something blah evil gays blah eternal hellfire blah God’s gentle love.” Etc. Today Hurley is burning in that special lake of shame reserved for politicians who get completely creamed at the polls. From One Iowa via press release: Pro-equality legislator Ako Abdul-Samad scored a decisive …

Remember that hilarious FAIL of an anti-gay Christianist rally that took place on May Day in Washington, DC? Today Right Wing Watch tips us that rally organizer Janet Porter is now saying that they prayed them some prayers that were SO good, that as a thank you bonus, God decided to make sure that there Times Square car bomb would …

Remember when Oklahoma lawmakers passed a bill declaring the state exempt from the Matthew Shepard Act? It turns out the asshats cited the wrong federal bill number in their legislation and Oklahoma is actually now exempt from federal laws about reporting racial and religious discrimination. In trying to strip gays and lesbians of their rights, the Oklahoma State Senate inadvertently …

Ranker.com has posted their list of the top ten anti-gay activists who’ve been caught in the act of being gay. Go to the site for photos and how each were caught. Here’s their list of self-haters, all of whom have been exhaustively covered on this here website thingy. 1. Troy King2. Jim West3. Richard Curtis4. Bruce Barclay5. Roy Ashburn6. Larry …

I can’t fucking wait to hear how Ill Papa tries to wriggle out of THIS one! “Put on some music, swallow a Viagra, and adelante!” That’s the headline in Europe today following reports that a papal aide used an intermediary in an elite Vatican choir to solicit young male choristers and seminarians for prostitution. Police wiretaps are expected to result …

Porno Pete LaBarbera’s site has been suspended by his host for TOS violations. It looks like it might be non-payment issue since the renewal date appears to be last week (although the expiration date for the domain is written funkily.) There’s always AmericanForTruth.com (no “s”) if he’d like to purchase it for a hefty fee. Heh.

James Hartline isn’t the only “ex-gay leader” who has spent a lot of time in the can. In a joint investigation, Truth Wins Out and South Florida Gay News have unmasked a leader of the infamous NARTH “ex-gay” group as a convicted scam artist. Surprise! Not! And NARTH isn’t the only “ex-gay” outfit he’s involved with. The leader of JONAH, …

In an interview after her Tea Party convention keynote speech, Sarah Palin was noticed to refer to crib notes written on her palm for her talking points. This, from the woman who has repeatedly ridiculed Barack Obama for using a teleprompter, including minutes earlier from the teabagger podium. Apparently the woman who wants to be the next president cannot remember …

Fox News reporter Major Garrett meant to send his Twitter followers a link to SOTU excerpts. Only the Bitly condensed link he used instead went to a Las Vegas call girl service. (NSFW) Las Vegas, where Garrett will be next week to cover Obama’s stump speech for Harry Reid. But it was totally Bitly’s fault! It maliciously screwed up his …

I was looking for a new and hopefully horrible photo of Peter LaBarabera for a post I’m about to put up and was highly amused by the above Google result. Yes, at the moment the first Google return for “Peter LaBarbera” is an ad for erectile dysfunction. And it links to his URL! If somebody at Google is being funny, …

Your very own Pat Robertson voodoo doll, complete with Bible and money bag, is now up for auction on eBay. Proceeds go to the Haiti relief effort. (Via – Americablog)

Florida Gov. Charlie “Closet Case” Christ accidentally gave out the number to a phone sex line while making a recording for an insurance hotline. It was supposed to be the number for a program to help parents get health insurance for kids, but, instead, this is what people heard when they called the number: “Hey there sexy guy. Welcome to …

Anti-gay legislators in Texas have an egg on their faces today as others realize that the 2005 ban on same-sex marriages actually bans ALL marriages, depending on who is reading the law’s fine print. According to Texas Attorney General candidate Barbara Radnofsky, it does. Barbara Ann Radnofsky, a Houston lawyer and Democratic candidate for attorney general, says that a 22-word …

Married California GOP state Assemblyman Michael Duvall, who campaigned in favor of Proposition 8, didn’t know his microphone was live when he bragged to a fellow legislator about his affairs with married female lobbyists. Oh, and he’s apparently into spanking! Capitol Blackberries are buzzing after KCAL-TV Los Angeles late Tuesday night aired a videotape of what its reporter said was …

Sound the sad trombone.

The interwebs has been buzzing for days over the mysterious disappearance of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, who ditched his security detail and went missing for a week. After claims that he’d been out “hiking the Appalachian Trail” (snork!), the truth comes out. Sanford had been in Buenos Aires visiting his mistress. South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford says he’s been …

From the clever video remix artist Dan-O-Rama, whose club videos you’ve probably been seeing for years. (Via – Towleroad)

Hey, remember when NOM went all copyright on everybody’s ass because of those Gathering Storm audition tapes? Check out what you see now when you try to play their new clip featuring Perez Hilton aka Mario Lavandeira.BWA HA HA HA. Never thought I’d say THIS, but Perez Hilton FTMFW!

Santa Christ has brought you an early present. Via Page Six: WE HEAR…THAT although we didn’t think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut… Did she finally call the wrong dude a faggot? It IS her favorite word.

File this under “Boo Fucking Hoo”: Focus on the Family is poised to announce major layoffs to its Colorado Springs-based ministry and media empire today. The cutbacks come just weeks after the group pumped more than half a million dollars into the successful effort to pass a gay-marriage ban in California. Critics are holding up the layoffs, which come just …