Tag Archives: HA HA HA

Infamous anti-gay New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms, seen above-right leading one of his annual “perversion sweeps” during Southern Decadence, was convicted yesterday of public masturbation near a children’s playground. Storms, 55, who lives in Metairie, declined to comment after the conviction. Judge Ross LaDart of the 24th Judicial District Court, who presided over the daylong trial because Storms waived a …

That didn’t take long. From the NOM affiliate Ruth Institute: REI is the latest corporation to take a stand against biological parenthood by supporting redefining marriage. Any company and any individual who supports redefining marriage is opposing your right as a biological parent. Biological parenthood says your rights come from God. REI, Starbucks, Best Buy, Nike, Microsoft, Google, Proctor & …

Not only did NPR savage Christian “historian” David Barton’s latest book of lies, today his publisher announced that they have suspended its printing and distribution. Casey Francis Harrell, Thomas Nelson’s director of corporate communications, told me the publishing house “was contacted by a number of people expressing concerns about [The Jefferson Lies].” The company began to evaluate the criticisms, Harrell …

Nothing but Dress Barn and dollar stores from now on!

Participants on the online forum History News Network have rated wingnut liar David Barton’s book on Thomas Jefferson to be the “least credible history book in print.” After a week of voting by readers, David Barton’s “The Jefferson Lies” won with some 650 votes, narrowly edging the left-wing historian Howard Zinn’s “People’s History of the United States,” which received 641 …

Clearly anti-gay hate group leader Eugene Delgaudio is rilly rilly out of touch regarding closeted homosexual Matt Drudge. “Matt Drudge, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Reagan, Mark Levin, Laura Ingraham, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Joe Farah, or Chuck Norris would be a great pick from just ten top conservative leaders,” said Delgaudio. “I know there is some kind of …

Yeaaah, good luck with that.

Just posted to the Focus On The Family blog: The Department of Justice has decided to rig the game in order to get the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) declared unconstitutional, and in the process coax the Supreme Court into granting homosexuality the heightened status of a “quasi-suspect class” under the equal protection provisions of the 5th and 14th …

Details.

The above is not a parody, it’s the actual NOM graphic that accompanies their story about the Washington marriage repeal attempt. ::Muttley laugh:: UPDATE: For those wondering, “mo” apparently is shorthand for “momentum” in NOM-speak. Yeaaah.

I haven’t mentioned it previously because the article is behind a paywall, but Bryan Fischer is rilly rilly pissed about the New Yorker’s profile on him. Right Wing Watch has some juicy excerpts, most amusing of which is the news that Fischer’s mother ran away with a city bus driver. That adulterous slut!

“It’s sad that hardly anybody showed up to protest this naming of a street after a sexual predator and the sexual anarchist named Harvey Milk. All four candidates for mayor in San Diego are in favor of homosexual activism. Carl DeMaio, a homosexual himself who lives with his homosexual man boyfriend, he voted for Harvey Milk Street. Nathan Fletcher, who’s …

“FR will never support the abortionist, homosexualist, socialist, mandate loving, constitution trampling liar Mitt Romney. In case you haven’t noticed, a TEA Party rebellion is on and Free Republic signed on years ago. There is no turning back. No more crap from the GOP-e!! They’ve screwed us for the last time!! Karl Rove and Mitt Romney, et al, loathe conservatism …

Even though the time stamp shows this is their latest post, NOM has it pushed down below the fold on their blog.

Don’t hold your breath, GOProud. Details.