Tag Archives: Greg Gutfeld

Gutfeld Calls On Fox To Move Headquarters To Florida

“Where is the $355 million gonna go if Trump owes the bank zero? The bank agreed he owes them nothing because he fulfilled the contract, he broke no laws. You know people, whenever they bring up Trump, they always say, ‘No one is above the law.’ “Well, what law? Apparently this is a first, as Kat Timpf pointed out yesterday. …

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Fox Host: Run Over Protesters With Monster Trucks

“The reason why they protest on freeways isn’t because they like the open road. It’s because they don’t have the numbers, so the only way they get numbers is by involving regular people who are trying to get little Johnny to Chuck E. Cheese on his birthday and then they get all the big numbers and then the press comes …

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Gutfeld: Teaching About Racism Is “Terrorist Training”

“Falling grades is an acceptable reality when you live in the prison of equity. There academic achievement is a marker of white privilege. So instead this program wants education to start over at the bottom and then stay there because then everyone is equally bad permanently. It’s pure indoctrination, or to be more specific, pure [bleep]. Five-year-old kids being taught …

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Gutfeld: Replace The Statue Of Liberty’s Torch With Pepper Spray Because Biden Made Her A “$10 Hooker”

“The U.N. just presented a plan giving $1.6 billion to 17 Latin American countries partially in the form of prepaid debit cards for migrants. Now, the U.N. gets 20% of its budget from us, so we’re actually paying the migrants to come here. And what do you know? Suddenly the U.S. had roughly 10 million new contestants that decided we’re …

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Gutfeld: AOC Likes Immigrants Because She’s “Horny”

“When AOC happily psychoanalyzes groups of people, then it’s an invitation to return the favor, right? If she can do it. She’s saying that people who support Trump are projecting their masculine insecurity. “But isn’t she saying that because of her own insecurities about her boyfriend’s masculinity? She must realize how soft and buttery and feminine progressive males are, and …

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Gutfeld Complains Pentagon Is Rooting Out Extremists

“We’re in this era of massive opportunity costs because the Democrats’ priorities are so far out of whack. Instead of focusing on real, external threats, they put their eggs in something else: domestic terror hoaxes, DEI and ESG in the military, actually demonizing our military — suggesting and then doing research that there might actually be white supremacists in our …

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Greg Gutfeld: Fox News Fired Tucker Carlson Because Advertisers Were “Cowed By Special Interest Groups”

“The fact is, Musk may be the last man standing between real freedom of speech and the suffocating block of this censorship industrial complex, which is made up of government, media, and tech forces. He realizes that advertisers have no spine and can be easily cowed by special interest groups in cahoots with political allies. If you don’t believe me, …

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Gutfeld: Arabs Everywhere Knew Of Attack In Advance

“Peaceful coexistence is really easy to undermine with a mind virus. This isn’t about territory. It’s about an ideology. And it’s not about just Israel. It’s about us taking our eye off the ball. “Have you seen the celebrations outside? It’s absolutely amazing how professional those signs are. And to do that in just 24 hours – it’s almost as …

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Gutfeld: Dems Want To Put MAGA Cultists In “Camps”

“You wonder why people are worried about 2024? Because there are a group of elites that are already placing targets on people’s backs, from the top — Elon Musk and Trump — to the bottom — the January 6 trespassers. “And if you call it out, if you dare to call it out, a target will be placed on you. …

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Gutfeld: We Need Civil War As “Elections Don’t Work”

“We had a war over slavery. We knew slavery was inhumane and immoral, but somehow we couldn’t solve slavery peacefully. It was an evil, but one side refused to acknowledge it was evil because it was too big of an admission for them to make. “Doesn’t that feel that way now? This defiant refusal to reverse the decline argues against …

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Gutfeld: Biden Is Oldest, Whitest, Most Racist President

“I love Democrat-on-Democrat action. They should create a category for that on PornHub. And it’s good to see Dems calling out everyone else racist who are also Dems who will get a taste of that medicine because the monster is devouring themselves. It’s like they now realize that wow, they elected the oldest, whitest, perhaps racist president ever, Joe Biden, …

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Fox Host: Post The Names And Addresses Of Protesters

“Protesting is a right, but ruining the experience of others isn’t. So you have a right to protest. And you ask for a solution. So, we deserve that right as well. And I think that we should be posting their exact names and addresses online, on social — on websites. So, if you desire to make their lives extra difficult, …

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Gutfeld: Climate Change Makes World “More Livable”

“When we’re talking about climate, you can’t just pick and choose one part of the earth, and go “Oh my god! Did you see the ice, there’s less ice here.” But then you find out, there’s more ice over here. They never tell you the measurements all around the globe. Okay? No one is saying that climate isn’t changing. What …

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Gutfeld: Election Fairness “Can’t Be Proven Either Way”

“What bothers me is the media spent decades saying how every system is rigged right? The justice system, housing, finance, the defense industry, the cops. Everything is broken. Everything is broken — except the elections when we win. Then it’s pristine. It’s impervious to cheating. We don’t know if the election by and large in 50 states was corrupted or …

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Fox Host: What’s Wrong With Destroying Evidence?

“This is amazing timing, as the — Hunter’s plea deal falls apart, that suddenly these new charges on Trump just happened to arrive. And then, what about surveillance cameras? What’s wrong with that? What’s wrong with — like, are those yours? Why can’t you clear them? I don’t understand that. They’re not like other people’s emails that you then, you …

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Fox News Host: Impeach Biden As Revenge For Trump

“Here’s the thing: Donald Trump was impeached for just talking about the Burisma scandal. It only seems fair to impeach Joe for participating in the Burisma scandal. But I hate impeachments because it’s all political team sport. Imagine in the Super Bowl one coach could stop the game by suing the other coach for trying to win. And that’s what …

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Fox Hosts Suggest Bombing Mexico To Stop Shoplifting

Media Matters has the transcript: GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): Remember we said we were talking about bombing the cartels? And people were going, “No, no, no, that’s an act of war, that’s in another country.” Yeah, but we do that to terrorists as well, and this is kind of a terrorist activity. And the thing is, now, we see this at …

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Fox News Host: Arm Retail Workers To Stop Shoplifters

“You’d want people to kind of know what they were doing. You’d want armed people to be doing it and to do it. But it is amazing that you have all of this concern about liability where it sorts of cuts against the employees. What about the liability for the employees? You’re creating — I think the legal term is …

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Gutfeld: RFK Is Right About Water Turning You Trans

Media Matters has the transcript: GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): It’s okay to cry, my fellow guys. A survey finds that 71% of modern men confess to being in touch with how they feel and 82% of women are saying the same thing. I can’t even see who this survey is. 37% of men say being called sensitive would be a compliment …

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Fox Host: Arrest Jill Biden For Being A Fake Doctor

Media Matter has the transcript: GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): It’s not so much that the Biden family is a criminal family — because they are — it’s that the media is so lethargic about this corruption. You know, nothing Trump — there’s nothing that comes close to this that the Trump family did. You wonder where Woodward and Bernstein are. But …

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