Tag Archives: Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck: Donald Trump Is A Fake Christian

Today’s installment of Infighting Is Funny comes, as it so often does, via Breitbart: TV host Glenn Beck attacked Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump Thursday, saying “too many people are looking at Trump and believing that man has ever opened a Bible … that’s the biggest crock of bullcrap I’ve ever heard.” Beck, founder of TheBlaze.com, spoke at a rally …

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Glenn Beck Meets Anti-Circumcision Activists, Tells His Audience The Group Is Attacking Jews [AUDIO]

Radical fringe groups like Westboro Baptist and social justice groups took advantage of the Super Bowl media spotlight this weekend to stage protests across the Bay Area. Among them was a group of anti-circumcision “intactivists” called the Bloodstained Men. Glenn Beck came across the group near San Francisco’s Ferry Building and today he mocked them on his show, calling their …

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IOWA: Glenn Beck Endorses Ted Cruz

One day after he declared that Donald Trump has the makings of the next Adolf Hitler, Glenn Beck formally endorsed Ted Cruz while standing next to fellow nutjobs David Barton and Bob Vander Plaats. CBS News reports: Conservative media personality Glenn Beck is endorsing Sen. Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign, announcing the news Saturday on social media. The news comes just …

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Glenn Beck: Trump Could Be The Next Adolf Hitler

“You should be freaking out. Look, we have nothing against Donald Trump as a man. We don’t. It’s just this is a very dangerous combination and I have been warning against it since Fox. I said keep your eyes open because it will come. The pendulum will swing the other way and it will be bad.  He’s talking about populism …

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Trump Slams Wacko Crybaby Glenn Beck

It wouldn’t have seemed possible a few days ago, but Sarah Palin’s endorsement of Donald Trump has even further inflamed the civil war across Teabagistan. Coming out against Palin have been major right wingers like radio shrieker Michael Savage and conspiracy nudnik Glenn Beck, who this morning was target of Donald Trump’s latest whining on Twitter. We love it.

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Glenn Beck: Obama’s Gun Control Actions Will Lead To Suicides By Mentally Ill People [VIDEO]

This afternoon Glenn Beck declared that President Obama’s gun control measures will lead to suicides by mentally ill people who won’t seek treatment lest their names be put on a gun confiscation list. Seriously. Oh, and this will also lead to a black market for psychiatry. For realz. Watch below.

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Trump Reignites Civil War In Teabagistan

Teabagistan’s months-long civil war has smoldered quietly in recent weeks, but today Donald Trump stoked the embers in the series of tweeted attacks on Glenn Beck and Erick Erickson, the latter of whom famously disinvited Trump to a right-wing convention over Trump’s “blood coming out of her whatever” crack about Megyn Kelly. For his part, Erickson says that he hasn’t …

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Teabagistan’s Civil War Escalates

For several weeks all of Teabagistan has been in a simmering civil war divided along pro-Trump / anti-Trump sides. Things began to ramp up last week when Glenn Beck called wannabe Trump running mate Sarah Palin a “clown,” adding that he was embarrassed to have ever supported her. Beck apologized the next day, but that wasn’t good enough for Breitbart, …

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Glenn Beck Turns On Sarah Palin: I’m Embarrassed That I Ever Supported That Clown [VIDEO]

Breitbart has the latest infighting deliciousness: Thursday on his radio show, while discussing his appearance on CNN, radio talker Glenn Beck took aim at former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) on the heels of Wednesday’s rally against the Iran nuclear deal near the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C. in which they both made appearances. Beck said, “Don Lemon brings up Sarah …

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LIVE VIDEO: Teabagger Iran Deal Protest

Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and a cavalcade of clown car crackpots are rallying outside the US Capitol in protest of the pending Iran deal. At this writing Cruz is onstage ranting about Kim Davis, which somehow has something to do with nuclear weapons. Because Jesus, probably.

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David Barton On Jailing Kim Davis: Man’s Law Is Not Allowed To Contradict God’s Law [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla recaps at Right Wing Watch: While [Glenn] Beck said that he sympathizes with Davis, he cannot understand why she has not been fired for refusing to do her job. Barton, predictably, responded by asserting that Davis is entirely in the right to refuse to allow her office to issue marriage licenses to gay couples because “the Founding Fathers …

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Certified Loon Glenn Beck Thinks Joe Biden Running For President Is The Funniest Thing He’s Ever Heard [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: The prospect of Joe Biden running for president befuddled Glenn Beck on CNN tonight and brought him to uncontrollable laughter. Don Lemon asked Beck about the prospect of Biden running for president. Beck rolled his eyes and said “Really?!” several times. He found himself at a loss for words and, despite Lemon pointing to Biden’s track record, said …

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David Barton: America’s Founding Documents Came Out Of The Bible So Separation Of Church & State Is “Nonsensical”

Via Right Wing Watch: Glenn Beck brought right-wing pseudo-historian David Barton onto his television program last week so that he could deliver another one of his “history” lessons to Beck’s audience about how the Founding Fathers took all of the rights guaranteed in the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights straight out of the Bible, specifically Genesis 1-8.  …

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Glenn Beck Show: Now 100% Trump-Free

The Glenn Beck Show announced yesterday that they are sick of Donald Trump and will no longer mention his name. We’ll see how long that lasts.

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Ted Cruz: Obama Will Use Gay Marriage To Strip Churches Of Tax Exemptions

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Glenn Beck: Gay Activists Are Demanding Something Something Sodom & Gomorrah

Right Wing Watch has the quote: “Think of the people who won’t do floral arrangements for gay weddings. Think about the people who are bakers. Now there’s another one with a DJ. They just say, ‘I don’t want to participate.’ That’s what Lot was saying, we don’t want to participate. And in exchange for not participating, I’ll give you something …

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Rick Santorum: Same-Sex Marriage Is A Violation Of The First Amendment And As President I Won’t Enforce It

Rick Santorum called into Glenn Beck’s show today to declare that as president he will not enforce a SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage. Because gay marriage is somehow against the First Amendment. “This is tantamount to government establishing religion,” Santorum said. “When the United States government comes in and says this is what you are going to believe, this is …

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Glenn Beck Announces Plan To Organize Christians In Civil Disobedience Against SCOTUS Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage

And yup, he compares himself to Martin Luther King.

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Glenn Beck Has The Religion Study Sadz

“You define yourself as a Christian and you’re going to be defined by society as narrow-minded, judgmental, hateful. Believing marriage is between a man and a woman [is] used as ammunition to say you hate gays. Teaching intelligent design is literally likened to child abuse now, mocked as ‘anti-science.’ Virginity is mocked. Being pro-life is being spun as a war …

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Glenn Beck: Gay Marriage Will Shut Down Half Of The Churches In America

“Mark my words. If gay marriage goes through the Supreme Court and gay marriage becomes fine and they can put teeth in it so now they can go after churches, like the president’s lawyer says, 50 percent of our churches will fall away. Meaning, within five years, 50 percent of the congregants will fall away from their church because they …

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