Tag Archives: Glenn Beck

Do Not Use The Green Or Yellow Lines

Glenn Beck’s big teabagger rally takes place in DC this weekend and attendees are being warned to stay off certain subway lines. You know what kind of people ride those lines. If you are on the subway stay on the Red line between Union Station and Shady Grove, Maryland. If you are on the Blue or Orange line do not …

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Porno Pete Vs. Glenn Beck

“Looks like Glenn Beck could have benefited from attending the AFTAH Truth Academy I Hate Faggots Academy [order DVDs or CDs of the Academy HERE; order online through AFTAH’s donate page]. Beck is a doing incredibly important work in helping to save America from the misnamed ‘progressives’ — but evidently he is woefully ignorant about the real threat that homosexual …

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Has Glenn Beck Changed His Tune On Same-Sex Marriage?

Last night Glenn Beck dismissed gay marriage as an unimportant issue. Why doesn’t Glenn Beck cover gay marriage? Because he doesn’t believe it’s a threat to the nation. In a conversation with Bill O’Reilly on why he avoids culture war issues, Beck admitted that he doesn’t think marriage should be a political issue. “Honestly, I think we have bigger fish …

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Greg Gutfeld Explains His Ground Zero Gay Bar Plan To Glenn Beck

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Glenn Beck Compares Himself To MLK

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With My Rifle By My Side

New from Young Heart Books is With My Rifle By My Side, a children’s guide to the importance of the Second Amendment and the right to blow away fellow humans. Unsurprisingly, the book is from God’s Gentle People™. “Young Heart Books encourage the young to seek the Lord in prayer, worship in church, and love the liberties provided by the …

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Glenn Beck’s Campaign Of Fear

Read Media Matter’s analysis of where Glenn Beck’s fear-mongering is taking us. And definitely check out Mother Jones’ expose of Goldline, his primary advertiser.

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Glenn Beck Says He May Go Blind

Glenn Beck told an audience in Salt Lake City that he has been diagnosed with macular dystrophy and may go blind. Of course, who knows when America’s Greatest Liar™ is ever telling the truth.

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GOProud Aligns With Glenn Beck For Massive DC Teabagger Rally

GOProud has just issued a press release announcing their participation in Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor event in Washington DC which will also feature an appearance by Sarah Palin. GOProud, the only national organization representing gay conservatives and their allies, will join with thousands of Americans, including Fox News Channel’s Glenn Beck and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. GOProud members and …

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Glenn Beck’s Faith 101

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SRSLY: Glenn Beck University

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Republicans Say The Darndest Things

A video compilation of GOP dumbassery!

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Glenn Beck’s Deepening Paranoia

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CLASSIC: Lewis Black Rips Glenn Beck

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Controversy At Liberty University Over Glenn Beck Commencement Selection

Some folks are at mad at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University because Glenn Beck, a Mormon, has been chosen as their commencement speaker. Steve McConkey, founder of the apologetics ministry 4 Winds, believes the university is sending a dangerous message by allowing Beck to speak at the ceremony. “We believe that…Christians, at supposedly the largest evangelical university in the United States…should …

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Glenn Beck: Feds Are Going To Kill Me

If something happens to Glenn Beck, “You know who did it.”

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Fox News #1 For Hundredth Month

Fox News set a milestone this week, notching their 100th consecutive month as the #1 most-watched cable news outlet. In primetime (8-11PM), Fox News averaged 1.92 million total viewers (485,000 A25-54) to take first place; MSNBC came in second with 785,000 total viewers (239,000 A25-54). CNN came in third in total viewers with 596,000, beating HLN’s 512,000; in the A25-54 …

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Auto-Tune The News #11

One of their best in a long time. The bit with Eric Massa totally kills. Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with a Massa massage.

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Scenes From Teabaggery

Andrew Breitbart, Victoria Jackson, Glenn Back, Sarah Palin and other escaped mental patients gathered over the weekend to call for the destruction of the country they love so very much.

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Orlando: Mean Trick For Glenn Beck Fans

Somebody at my alma mater is having a good laugh. When Glenn Beck fans showed up to hear the blowhard speak at UCF in Orlando, 53 of them were directed to park in a lot owned by a fraternity, who immediately had them all towed. Nice $6000 payday for the tow driver, who probably kicked a chunk back to the …

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