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Evangelical Group: “Mini-Robot Rats” Implanted In WH Staffers Made Them Talk Trump Out Of Easter Reopen

“I had a dream about some rats in the White House. They were like mini-robots being implanted within individuals, controlled by remote. “I knew that these rats were going after good people to make them compromise the truth for political gain. I urged intercessors to pray that these rats would be exposed, the connections short-circuited, and the remotes cut off. …

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“Messianic Rabbi” Warns Against COVID Vaccine: It Will Be From The “Pit Of Hell” And The Mark Of The Beast

“Do not pray, do not hope, do not think, ‘Oh, praise God they are going to have a vaccine. That vaccine is from the pit of Hell. Do not pray for those vaccines, and do not take the vaccine. “These vaccines are going to be coming, they are not going to be good. They’re not good for you physically, and …

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Anne Graham Lotz: The Silver Lining In The Virus Is It Will “Turn People From Secularism” And Back To God

“Could it be that God is using the coronavirus to get our attention so that we will listen to His message? “It’s time to pray! It’s time to turn away from our sin, self-centeredness and secularism, and turn to God in faith and trust. Now. “If we heed God’s message, He can calm the storm and bring us through to …

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Jim Bakker Guest: Virus Is God’s Anger At Fornication

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times pastor Irvin Baxter appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show” yesterday, where he warned that the COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak is a warning from God about the sin of fornication. “There are 7.5 million unmarried couples living together in the United States,” Baxter said. “That means 15 million people are living together unmarried, …

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Pastor Jazz Hands: God Won’t Deliver Us By Easter As Trump Wants Unless LGBT People Stop All That Fucking

“God wants to deliver the USA from coronavirus by Easter as President Trump hopes, but this is dependent on people following Jesus Christ. “We know the Bible says people lose their souls by following false gods and from LGBT sin, and that disobeying God can cause sickness and plagues (Exodus 15:26, John 5:14). “Man and government cannot fix the coronavirus …

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Christian Site: It’s High Season For Spiritual Witchcraft

Jennifer LeClaire writes for Charisma News: From Lent until Resurrection Day every year—then again in May, the month of Mary—we see believers around the world suffering from the wicked effects of spiritual witchcraft. That’s because many sincere people around the world—and probably in your city—are exalting Mary in this season. Many are lighting candles, worshipping Mary or hailing Mary—and what …

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Scamvangelist Calls For Fasting In Order To “Stretch Out God’s Rod Of Authority And Rebuke The Virus”

Just in from the loony tunes Charisma News: Intercessory leader Lou Engle is calling the global church to a three-day “Esther Fast” in order “to take a stand against the destructive spread of the coronavirus,” he says in a newsletter. The purpose of the fast March 18-20 is “to humble ourselves, confess our sins and the sins of our nation …

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Former 8Chan Operator Launches #QAnon Super PAC

Vice News reports: The followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory now have their very own super PAC. Disarm the Deep State is a fund established by Jim Watkins, the operator of the hate-filled message board 8chan that the mysterious leader of the QAnon conspiracy theory has made his home. The fund’s website says it’s the first super PAC “dedicated to …

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Huckabee: Trump Could “Personally Suck The Virus” Out Of Every Patient And Democrats Would Still Attack Him

Raw Story reports: Mike Huckabee bizarrely claimed President Trump could “suck the virus” out of coronavirus patients’ lungs and deposit what’s left in the ocean — and he simultaneously disgusted and baffled everyone who saw it. The former Arkansas governor made the outlandish claim Friday morning on “Fox & Friends,” complaining that Trump didn’t get enough credit for actions he’s …

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Loony Louie Gohmert At CPAC: We Don’t Know How Many “Tens Of Thousands Will Vote Illegally In Texas”

The American Independent reports: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) took to the stage at the Conservative Political Action Conference to fearmonger about nonexistent voter fraud, wrongly claiming that voter fraud is so bad that it’s possible Donald Trump will lose Texas. “We have got to have every one of you either volunteer to chair a precinct, be a poll watcher, cause …

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Christian Site CEO: Demons Make You Hate Trump

From Charisma Media founder Stephen Strang: Light versus darkness. Good versus evil. God’s plans and purposes versus the enemy’s deceitful agenda. That is the binary way Bible-believing Christians see the world. An argument can be made that, at one time, most Americans would have understood this and seen it the same way. So the struggle politically isn’t just between differing …

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Prophetess: Pray In Tongues So Jesus Can Hear You

Kathy DeGraw writes for Charisma News: How can we pray differently—not better—to increase our prayer time and communication with the Lord? Praying in the Spirit should be a daily practice for us as Christians. Praying in the Spirit is the Holy Spirit releasing the perfect prayer that He knows needs to be prayed and released on your behalf. Praying in …

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Christian Activist Wonders If The NFL’s Pornographic Halftime Show Opened A Demonic Portal Into His Brain

“What if there is a demonic spirit that accompanies the visual of the pornography? What if that opens up, what do they call it? A portal? A threshold? What if sitting there, watching that soft pornography dance across our TVs, what if there’s a spiritual component to that? “What if there is something that comes out of my screen? What …

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Christian Activist Seeks “Wealthy Christian” To Fund Lawsuit Against NFL For Pumping Porn Into His Home

Just in from Christian web host Dave Daubenmire: Most Christian ministries put on band aids. They wipe noses, clean up after disasters, and help the wounded. But do we ever CAUSE any wounds? Do we ever go on the offensive? Do we ever put the FEAR OF GOD into the enemy? Do we ever cause them to bleed? I’m looking …

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Christian Prophet: Witches Were Behind Impeachment

“You have to be blind to say something is not afoul in the deep state It keeps coming up with this witness, this whistleblower. It’s going to all come out. “This person has ties that go back to 2017. We don’t know what his name is anymore, but for some reason, it’s kept in the dark and obscurity. “We know …

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Christian Activist Wants To Sue The NFL Because Their Halftime Show’s “Crotch Shots” Endangered His Soul

“I think we ought to sue. Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son—whose hormones are just starting to operate – was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?  “I think we ought to go sit down in a courtroom …

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Evangelical: Did Hillary Use Her Witchcraft To Kill Kobe?

“This is the only wild conspiracy theory I am going to ever toss out there on this program. I normally don’t do this, but this is just a food for thought question. “We all know that it is pretty much a given that Mrs. HRC is a witch. Can a witch cast a spell on something like this to cause …

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Christian Site CEO: Solar Eclipses, Blood Moons, And Hebrew Calendar Show How Trump Fulfills Prophecy

From the CEO of Charisma News: There are those who have seen signs in the heavens that are too much of a coincidence to ignore. Many Christians believe the Bible places a certain importance to the number seven—as in seven days for God to create the world. In Christian lingo, it’s the number of perfection. When Trump was born on …

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Christian Site: An Asteroid Will Kill Us All In 2029

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its declaration that yoga is white witchcraft, today weighs in on an asteroid apocalypse. After decades of pastoring, preaching and expositing on the Bible, it was only …

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MAGA Vlogger: The Media Is Covering Up RBG’s Clone

“The answer is going to be one of two things. One: There are cures to cancer that exist that they don’t allow those of us at the lower end of the food chain to receive. That is answer number one. Answer number two is the bitch died and they’ve cloned her numerous times and we don’t know who the fuck …

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