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UPDATE: I meant to mention that moose hunter Sarah Palin’s exit music tonight was Titanium, a global EDM smash sung by Sia Furler, an openly bisexual, liberal, vegan, animal rights activist who has appeared in ads for PETA. Furler used to date JD Samson, a member of the lesbian/feminist/electroclash band Le Tigre, and once expressed her desire to gay-marry Samson. …

(Tipped by JMG reader Joey Boots) PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Harlem’s Pastor James Manning claimed in November that DC police murdered a black motorist because she was carrying President Obama’s love child. Manning has previously claimed that President Obama had Andrew Breitbart murdered and that Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are secretly black.  Manning also says that preachers should feel free …

Obama is stealing and Jesus hates that. Starts at 3:00.

“Dear Joe, One stormy night, I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I’d heard something was up and wanted to see for myself. As I rounded the final turn, my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and …

“This is black genocide. Let me put it bluntly. If you are for the legalization of homosexuality, you are for the acceptability of homosexuality, you are for the normalization of homosexuality, you do not care about black males. You have no compassion in your black heart for black males because they’re being decimated by HIV/AIDS. So why am I opposed …

The Third Eagle of Batshittery has an urgent message about the latest iPad commercial, which clearly predicts a “false flag” terrorist attack at the Super Bowl. And if there isn’t an attack on the Super Bowl? “No, I won’t be embarrassed. I’ll take credit for preventing this false flag attack.” Because he told us about it, you see.

So says the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times.

A few weeks ago I mentioned the coming overthrow of the federal government. Which is totally happening, you guys. Via Mother Jones: Harry Riley has a dream. On the morning of May 16, somewhere between 10 and 30 million (estimates vary) God-fearing patriots will assemble in Washington, DC, for what Riley, a retired Army colonel from the Florida panhandle, is …

Via Raw Story: A woman who hopes to be Alaska’s next U.S. senator recently uploaded video of herself speaking in tongues while fully clothed in a steam room. “I’m at the Alaska Club West and I’m spending a little time in the steam room with Suzie,” Republican candidate Kathleen Tonn said in the video, which was uploaded to YouTube on …

“Dear Joe, ‘Accept the Homosexual Agenda, or get out of New York.’ This is the message Governor Andrew Cuomo is sending to the ENTIRE STATE. That’s right. If you hold to traditional values or believe in real marriage, you are no longer welcome in your own state. How dare he?! I can’t imagine the unmitigated gall Gov. Cuomo must have …

KKK-affiliated hate group leader Tony Perkins says that requiring businesses to follow the law and serve gay customers is like walking into a gay bar, rounding up all the patrons, and forcing them to go to church. It’s the SAME THING, people! (Via Good As You)

So says a radio host for the American Family Association.

“Many Americans are still adamantly unwilling to choke down the prospect of life under a vicious, dictatorial regime. Their eyes see past the populist disguise of socialist gangsterism. Some have (I think prematurely) concluded that America’s liberty is irretrievable defunct. But even they have by no means surrendered their allegiance to it. Others, particularly those who believe in Jesus Christ’s …

Eugene Delgaudio is calling on his supporters to crash tomorrow’s inauguration for Virginia Gov.-Elect Terry McAuliffe. Via his press release published today by Christian Newswire: The conservative Public Advocate group is distributing thousands of commemorative badges marking the inauguration of a liberal governor Saturday, January 11 in Richmond. The group is opposing Governor-elect McAuliffe’s anti-family legislation or any so-called pro-homosexual …

“Consider. Phil Robertson is from the South. Robin Roberts is from the South. Phil Robertson is a beloved television personality. Robin Roberts is a beloved television personality. Phil Robertson attended a university in Louisiana. Robin Roberts went to a university in Louisiana. Phil Robertson is a person of devout Christian faith. Robin Roberts is someone who professes to be a …

“Dear Joe, Radical homosexuals are checking my garbage. If they see Public Advocate’s treasury depleted they will see an opening to ram through the Gay Bill of Special Rights, the Homosexual Classrooms Act and National Homosexual ‘Marriage.’ Without your financial support and prayers, Public Advocate would be nothing — totally helpless against the radical homosexuals’ assault on our families. The …

“When we talk of the left in this country, it’s really what the right has tolerated. There wouldn’t be a left if the right was doing the right thing all of the time. And I wish people in America would just come to the terms and to the facts that when we’re talking about those that again are on the …

And he does the entire clip in really bad Robertson drag.

Mediaite breaks it down: Just like his fellow conservative host Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck was not pleased with TIME Magazine’s decision to name Pope Francis its Person of the Year for 2013. But unlike Glenn Greenwald and countless other journalists, Beck didn’t think the honor should have gone to Edward Snowden. He had someone else in mind: Sen. Ted Cruz …

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times says that TIME Magazine and Miley Cyrus are telling us that the world is thisclose to totally exploding. For realz. Or something.