Tag Archives: Gayle Haggard

Completely Heterosexual Ted Haggard To Swap Wives Instead Of Male Hookers

Ted Haggard is going to trade spouses and small plastic baggies with Gary Busey for the upcoming season of Celebrity Wife Swap. Haggard has been “regrowing his ministry” after his hilarious 2006 downfall as the nation’s most prominent televangelist.

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Gayle Haggard Explains It All

Gayle Haggard explains why she is confident that her husband is now completely heterosexual. She says that she does believe that homosexuality is a sin, but tap dances around the question as to whether she agrees with that pesky abomination thingy. But: “Honestly, I don’t feel that the government should be in the marriage business. I feel as though the …

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Ted Haggard And Wife To Appear On Divorce Court To Talk About How They Aren’t Divorcing

The Ted Haggard Shameless Publicity Tour rolls on. Former evangelical pastor Ted Haggard and his wife are planning another TV appearance, this time to talk about their marriage. The two are in Los Angeles taping an appearance on the Universal Fox show “Divorce Court,” to be broadcast nationally April 1. The show’s presiding judge, Lynn Toler, is interviewing the couple …

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Haggards On Oprah

Ted Haggard and his wife Gayle appeared on Oprah yesterday and what a festival of nonsense and doubletalk it was. Haggard isn’t straight, he isn’t gay, he isn’t bi, he’s just “got issues”. God made him this way, but God wants him to resist. Oh, and a monogamous heterosexual relationship is still the only way to go. For her part, …

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Memo To Gayle Haggard:
He’s Just Not That Into You

Gayle Haggard will appear with her totally gay husband on Oprah today, where she says that she’s known since the early days of their 30-year marriage that Ted had nasty thoughts about mansex. Gayle: “I felt it was the thing that could destroy Ted if he gave in to it. So I prayed for him and I felt as though …

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