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“God is almighty. Nothing is impossible. He can heal cancer. He can heal leukemia. He can heal arthritis. He can heal any condition you’ve got in your body. He made you and he can fix you!” Except for, you know, missing limbs. That’s on you.

Via Raw Story: An exorcism performed outside a Starbucks coffee shop in Austin, Texas, was caught on video, mySA reported on Wednesday. In the video, a group of men can be seen with their hands placed another man, who is spewing saliva into a red plastic cup. “All your legions of poison. All your legions out! Out! All your legions …

“The demons Jezebel and Mammon have worked together to torment Monica’s ancestors with witchcraft for 10 generations. Now, Monica’s whole family is about to get free!”

Clip recap: “Demons of Leviathan, Murder, & Sabotage declared, ‘We own her!’ But God had a different plan for a young woman named Sarah. As a child her father said she was worthless, but now Sarah finds the Lord’s wonderful plan for her life.”

From the American Family Association: TAKE ACTION: Once again, homosexual bullies have targeted Christian-owned businesses in their attempt to silence all opposition to their sinful lifestyle. Coeur d’Alene Mayor Steve Widmyer is the chief executive officer for the city. We have prepared an email you can send to Mayor Widmyer. Or, you can call Mayor Widmyer or post a comment …

Via Jezebel: First Williams talked to the Reverend Bob Larson, an evangelical who’s amassed enough notoriety he’s got a fairly fat Wikipedia entry. And now, he is ready and willing to cast out your demons via Skype exorcism. All he asks is a $295 donation to his ministry! “Skype is a great technology to stare down the devil, to go …

Bob Larson will perform an in-home exorcism for you and in “just one hour” all those pesky demons will flee your body. Somebody call and get the rate. In just one hour you can the life you’ve always wanted. Bob Larson will help you overcome the obstacles holding back your spiritual destiny. Stop the cycles of failure, poverty and sickness. …

Clip recap: “Energodar, Ukraine is home to the largest nuclear plant in Europe. It will also be remembered as the place where a drug addict name Anton with violent demons came the Christ and was delivered. Watch as seven men struggle to restrain Anton. This exorcism is translated into Russian.” Acting! In Russian!

Right there over the tee-vee!

Clip recap: Anastasia’s demons were defiant. They first gave Bob an obscene gesture, then told him F*** YOU! Anastasia doesn’t speak or understand ANY English. Watch what happens then as God’s judgment falls on Jezebel! This exorcism is translated into Russian. Acting! In Russian!

Multimillionaire faith-healer T.B. Joshua has sent a planeload of “holy water” to Sierra Leone because it will cure ebola. Via Vocative: Sierra Leone just got a big gift from a strange man. To help the West African country fight the escalating Ebola crisis, Nigerian Christian preacher Temitope Joshua says he has sent the Sierra Leone government 4,000 bottles of his …

“Casting out demons isn’t easy, especially what that demon is a tough one like Jezebel – who doesn’t want to give up her host!”

Clip recap: “During Bob’s latest mission to Ukraine, thousands were delivered and experienced spiritual freedom! One of those was Tamara who was suicidal because of rejection from her father. This exorcism starts slowly but you must see the end.”

Acting! Jason struggled with drug and alcohol addiction, and he had demons that will make you jump out of your seat! Hundreds of years ago his ancestors practiced human sacrifice! This is what it led to today. You must witness what happened after the exorcism. It will touch your heart like few things you’re ever seen.

From the Regina Leader-Post: Two anti-gay advocates entered not guilty pleas on Monday regarding an incident on the University of Regina campus in April. The not guilty pleas for mischief for Bill Whatcott and Peter LaBarbera were entered by Weyburn lawyer Michael Weger. The matter is scheduled to be back in Regina Provincial Court on June 23 to set a …

Via the Christian Post: Benny Hinn, Christian faith-healing evangelist, has asked supporters to step up to “higher seed-level giving” by donating $1,000 to his ministry, with the suggestion that they would enter a “new dimension of favor and increase” like he did after trying out financial teacher Todd Coontz’s “thousand-dollar principle.”  “I’ve believed in seed-faith giving for decades, and I’ve …

There’s a demon named Rejection: “Most exorcisms are complicated and involved. This one is simple and straight forward. In Ukraine, Bob encountered Victoria who had the demon Rejection which manifested with violent tremors. The exorcism is translated into Russian.”

When activists stage their own arrests they are typically released later the same day or the next morning after being given desk appearance tickets or assigned court dates. Not so for Peter Labarbera, who is still in jail according to Canadian anti-gay crackpot Bill Whatcott, who was arrested with LaBarbera yesterday. Early this morning Whatcott posted a message to the …

More on Peter LaBarbera’s staged arrest in Canada: Before their arrival, the university issued a news release saying the pair would be monitored to ensure they did not engage in any activity that would promote hatred. At one point, with news cameras rolling, an unidentified university official approached Whatcott, 46, and LaBarbera, 51, and asked them to leave. During that …