Tag Archives: end times

DADT Repeal Hastens End Times

“Jesus tells us in Luke 21 that before all the signs of His return ultimately are completed that they will take us before kings and rulers and persecute us in His name. And that is, just scripture, that’s prophesy, and I think we’re seeing that persecution now of Christians, particularly of Christians in uniform, Christians that are prominent Christians, Christians …

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Harold Camping Suffers Stroke

Infamous rapture proponent Harold Camping has had a stroke. The radio preacher who sparked an international media frenzy by predicting the end of the world last month has suffered a stroke. Harold Camping was rushed to hospital from his Alameda, California home on Thursday night. The 89-year-old has survived the stroke – but there are fears that the gravelly, famous …

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CALIFORNIA: Mom Attempted To Murder Kids In Advance Of “Rapture”

End times proponent Harold Camping says he bears no responsibility for this. Lyn Benedetto of Antelope Valley, Calif. slit the wrist and throat of her two daughters and then slit her own, claiming to prevent them from going through the “Tribulation” on May 21, 2011. However, her neighbor discovered the attempted murder and suicide early enough for ambulance to take …

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Harold Camping: I Screwed Up, The Rapture Is Actually October 21st

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NY. Sen. Ruben Diaz On The Rapture Fail

“Like many who heard about the prediction that a Biblical rapture world come upon us yesterday, I used the occasion to reflect upon my life. The rapture prediction put many of us in mind of our final judgment. Since no rapture took place and we are here continuing with our lives, I take from this a rededication to devoting myself …

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NYC’s Prophet Of False Alarms

Harold Camping remains in hiding, but shortly after 6pm yesterday news crews in Times Square descended on his NYC rep, Robert Fitzpatrick, a retired MTA worker who spent his entire savings of $140,000 to post rapture billboards and placards all over NYC transit.

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After The Rapture

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NEW ZEALAND: We’re Still Here

The Guardian reports: Christian doomsday prophet Harold Camping looks likely to be less than rapturous after his prediction that the world would end on Saturday failed to materialise. The 89-year-old Californian preacher had prophesied that the Rapture would begin at 6pm in each of the world’s time zones, with those “saved” by Jesus ascending to heaven and the non-believers being …

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Tweet Of The Day – Rapture 411

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Apocolypse Wow

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Jeanne Moos On The Rapture

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Homosexuals Brought On The Rapture

Via Buzzfeed, here’s the video companion to the SF Chronicle piece I quoted from earlier today.

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Another Rapture Update

The San Francisco Chronicle reports today that End Times proponent Harold Camping credits gay pride events and same-sex marriage for hastening the arrival of Saturday’s rapture. Camping also says that 200 million Christians (only) will ascend to heaven in three days (time zone by time zone, beginning at 6PM, you’ll recall) with the rest of us to be turned into …

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Important Rapture Update

According to End Times proponent Harold Camping, the rapture will occur promptly this Saturday at 6pm in each God-created time zone, giving those of you on the west coast an extra three hours to get right with Jeebus once people on the east coast start vanishing. Also, a massive earthquake will serve to announce the rapture’s onset in each time …

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Post-Rapture Looting

JMG reader David tips us that over 40,000 folks have signed up to commit “post-rapture looting” this Saturday and pick up some “sweet stereo equipment” among other items.

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Quote Of The Day – Harold Camping

“God has given sooo much information in the Bible about this, and so many proofs, and so many signs, that we know it is absolutely going to happen without any question at all. There’s nothing in the Bible that God has ever prophesied — there’s many things that he prophesied would happen and they always have happened — but there’s …

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Rapture Fans In Hell’s Kitchen

Boy Culture’s Matt Rettenmund tried in vain to get a logical answer out of one of the May 21st nutjobs. I’ve seen these people all over Manhattan in the last couple of weeks.

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Tweet of The Day – Porno Pete

Porno Pete isn’t too grateful to Jesus’ General, who says he’s leaving Pete his chaps when he gets raptured on May 21st. I’m leaving my leather chaps behind. I don’t have any room to carry them, and I’m afraid that if I wear them, my ass will get frostbitten as I’m raptured through the upper part of the atmosphere. That’s …

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All Real Christians To Leave Planet

Less than three weeks left to plan that going away party.

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