Gay marriage doesn’t work because…extension cords! So says the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times.
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The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style
Not only does God reveal the identity of the Antichrist through sporting events, he’s also done so via the lyrics of Gangnam Style and Call Me Maybe. So says the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times.
Read More »Only Mary’s Rosary Will Save America If Barack Obama Is Reelected
So says the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.
Read More »ISRAEL: Christian Networks Prepare For Live Coverage Of The Return Of Jesus
Jesus is apparently coming back any day now and Christian networks are ready to roll live coverage of the glory direct from Israel. Daystar TV and the Trinity Broadcasting Network have set up cameras in studios overlooking the Mount of Olives, where scripture says the Christian Messiah will touch down one day. Both networks recently acquired studio space in Jerusalem …
Read More »TRAILER: 666 Mark Of The Beast
Clip description: This ominous prophecy is just on the horizon. Every element is in place to implement the plan of the Satan and his agent, the Antichrist. For 2,000 years, the prophecy has lurked ominously in Revelation chapter 13. Its message warns that a day will come when every person on earth will be forced to worship Satan through his …
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Read More »God Knocked Over The US Olympic Flag Because Russia Will Win World War III
The best is part is how all of the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse’s YouTube followers say, “You are SO right!” Of course, mental health professionals are not allowed to comment.
Read More »A Song For Mitt Romney
From the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times. That seems about right.
Read More »Zombie Attacks Herald The End Times
Porn Is Bringing The End Times
So says Billy Graham’s daughter.
Read More »Obamacare & The End Times
They’re related, of course.
Read More »Gather ‘Round, Children
Source.
Read More »End Times Survival Map
Let Jesus Love You provides the above and many other desktop images for use as End Times wallpaper. Surf the apocalypse, y’all. (Via Christian Nightmares)
Read More »God Is Sending Strange Sounds Because He’s Just About To Murder The World
Something something 144,000 Jews something BAM!
Read More »God Is Going To Rapture Christian Airline Pilots And Crash Everybody Else To Death
And now, here’s a song about just that. You seriously should watch this, if just for the line about “astonished liberals” amongst the wreckage. UPDATE: The video has been yanked.
Read More »The End Times Will Bring Zombies
And aliens too!
Read More »Satan & Jesus: Death Match 2012
World Net Daily says “experts” are predicting that Satan and Jesus will battle it out in a cage match next year. So put your affairs in order and all that. Oh, and it’s the Jews’ fault. “Given the rejection of Jesus by orthodox Jews as Messiah, this could herald the coming of Antichrist in 2012.”
Read More »Harold Camping Is Sorry You’re Not Dead
Harold Camping would like to sincerely apologize that Jeebus did not kill you as he predicted. In a message posted on his network’s website, the 90-year-old Camping says, “When it comes to trying to recognize the truth of prophecy, we’re finding that it is very, very difficult.” Camping also apologizes for saying last May that people who didn’t believe his …
Read More »Royal Weddings And Earthquakes Signal The Imminent Return Of Jeebus
So sez a new book on Biblical prophecies. Enjoy the word salad. A 5.8 magnitude Earthquake struck Virginia, the biggest since 1897 – felt across the U.S. east coast. This is one of over 90 others in a single day causing many to shudder. What really is going on and what can be expected – seeing it has been an …
Read More »Happy Rapture Day! Again!
Hey, weren’t all of God’s Gentle People supposed to be sucked up to Jeebus today? Must be another calendar mistake.
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