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The Third Eagle of Batshittery has an urgent message about the latest iPad commercial, which clearly predicts a “false flag” terrorist attack at the Super Bowl. And if there isn’t an attack on the Super Bowl? “No, I won’t be embarrassed. I’ll take credit for preventing this false flag attack.” Because he told us about it, you see.

“For the first time in history a president of our country has openly proposed altering one of society’s (not to mention God’s) most fundamental laws: that marriage should be between a man and a woman. While I am not suggesting that President Obama is the Antichrist, the fact that he was able to propose such a sweeping change in God’s …

Via KAKE-TV: The radio preacher who predicted “Judgment Day” would come in May 2011 has died in northern California. A statement released late Monday by his Family Radio network says Harold Camping “passed on to glory” at 5:30 p.m. PT Sunday. He was 92. The statement revealed Camping had a fall at his home November 30, but he was in …

From the press release about a new book on bible prophecy: This new book claims that Bible prophecy describes missiles and rockets with such detail that it even calls the warhead a “head that kills” with fire, smoke and sulfur. This is not just another book on Bible prophecy, he shows by examining information in the biblical text in detail, …

Whoa.

Hello, they use Disqus. (Via Right Wing Watch)

“She shared with me when she actually stepped up to the podium that she didn’t know what she was going to say; that those words that came out were what she prayed ‘Lord, I’m your vessel, you speak through me.’ So her belief is, and my belief is, is that those words came from God. It’s not He coached her, …

Yet another End Times flick, only in this one Jesus is apparently a burglar. A White Male Age 33 identified only as “Chris Doe” was arrested for 415,459 (Burglary in Progress) and taken into custody by L.A.P.D. on May,13th 2013 in Venice California. Chris Doe was booked and processed at The Pacific Station in Los Angeles, routine prints, DNA samples …

Right Wing Watch notes that Glenn Beck’s site has jumped on World Net Daily’s End Times bandwagon.

He also loves a six day week.

Because she was the Lioness as found in the book of Daniel. So sez the Third Eagle of Wackadoodle and Co-Prophet of Batshittery.

This happens every year but you can’t tell that to the End Times folks on the interwebs. It’s happening right before Passover, people! Audio kicks in about halfway through.

“We need to remember that in the time leading up to the Flood what the rabbis teach about the last straw for God before He brought the Flood was when they started writing wedding songs to homosexual marriage and Jesus said that you’ll know the End Times because it will be like the days of Noah. There’s never been a …

Last night’s sportsball thingie was totally a prophetic message from God. First of all, you can find the president’s name in Alabama, sort of, if you squint. Then there’s this, because Notre Dame lost: “This is a prophecy that Obama’s victory over the Catholic bishops will be total and complete. They will seek an accommodation with the government and they …

So says the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times.