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Cal Thomas: The End Times Schedule Calls For SCOTUS To Approve Marriage

“I think it’s going to go 5-4 or even 6-3 in favor of same-sex marriage. All of these things are not the cause of our decadence, they’re a reflection of it, If you read the Scriptures, as I do, in both testaments all of these things are forecast in prophesies, in the book of Daniel and what Jesus and Paul …

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Liberty Counsel: God Will Destroy America Over Obama’s Treatment Of Israel

“I believe God is sending a warning to America to stop siding with Israel’s enemies. President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry are actively campaigning against the interests of the nation of Israel – our greatest ally and the only democracy in the Middle East. Prime Minister Netanyahu has become a political target to the Obama administration for speaking the …

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Scott Lively has The Pre-SCOTUS Sadz

“Absent a miracle from God or unprecedented massive wave of popular protest by America’s Christians (which would be a miracle in itself), the United States Supreme Court will declare a constitutional right to ‘gay marriage’; by judicial fiat sometime this year. I expect some sort of severe judgment to fall on America in conjunction with this process. [snip] After weeks …

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Gina Miller Melts Down Over Marriage

You’ll remember BarbWire columnist Gina Miller from her claim that trans teens are possessed by demons among other similar batshittery. Today she gives Linda Harvey a run for her money with rant about the Supreme Court turning America into a smoking ruin called Sodom West, where godless Marxists and militant homosexual perverts will rule the post-apocalyptic “last terrible days.” Hooray!

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John Hagee: God Will Destroy America Because Obama Isn’t Meeting Netanyahu

Hagee says that Britain has been reduced from a global empire to “one tiny island because, since Edward the First, they have been and remain an anti-Semitic nation.” And that will happen to America because of Obama’s treatment of Israel. PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: John Hagee says that all atheists should get out of America. John Hagee says atheism is stupid …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Russia Will Nuke The United States Over Gay Rights

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Wiles says God will destroy America and the survivors will be the “slaves of sodomites.” Wiles says ebola could solve “America’s problem with gays and atheists.” Last year he declared that MSNBC viewers are “demon-possessed fans of the anti-Christ.” And then there was that time he declared that God sent a plague of locusts to Egypt because …

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How To Become An End Times Co-Prophet

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Danny Devito Is The Anti-Christ

Here’s the latest from the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times. Not only is Danny Devito the anti-Christ, a red couch seen in the latest One Direction video “symbolizes the second horseman of the apocalypse.” Red furniture is from Satan.

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Ebola Is Marking The End Times

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The Bible Predicted That The Rainbow Flag Would Fly Over Israel’s US Embassy

So says the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse. (Tipped by JMG reader John)

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TRAILER: Left Behind

The clip is wrongly dated. The film opens this October. Without warning, millions of people around the globe simply vanish. All that remains are their clothes and belongings … and an overwhelming sense of terror. The vanishings cause unmanned vehicles to crash and burn. Emergency forces everywhere are devastated. Gridlock, riots and looting overrun the cities. And there is no …

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Satan Is Speaking Through Miracle Whip

A Miracle Whip ad is for deviled eggs, you guys. And the girl in the ad is named Stacy, which is totally almost kind of an anagram for Satan. And she has black fingernail polish, so Stacy is totes a witch. Also if you add, subtract, then multiply and divide the number of eggs that come in a carton you …

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Signorile Busts Scott Lively In Big Lie

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: Lively told [SiriusXM host Michelangelo] Signorile that he never referred to Obama as the Antichrist or Putin as a champion of right-wing Christianity: “No I didn’t say that. Oh boy, that’s quite the leap you’re making. No, I’ve never said either of those things. In terms of the Antichrist thing, we need to …

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Homocon Matt Drudge Goes End Times

This morning homocon Matt Drudge tweeted the above image without further comment.

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Gog + Magog + Ukraine = End Times

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Crazy Eyes: American Jews Have Sold Out Israel By Supporting Obama

“I just believe that as believers in Jesus Christ who see the authority of scripture, I believe that the Lord and his strong right arm will have Israel’s back and will be her protector/ The question is, will we as the United States cooperate in standing with Israel and blessing Israel, or will we join those nations that come against …

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Christian Group Has The Texas Sadz

“No one can be intellectually honest and claim that the original Constitution, or even the 14th Amendment in 1861, was intended by the people to give homosexual couples the right to marry. The lawyers for the homosexual couples said they wanted to remove the stigma from homosexuality. For a large portion of the American people, there will always be a …

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The Olympic Ring Fail Is Yet Another Sign That The End Times Are Imminent

So sez the Third Eagle of Batshittery.

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iPad Ad Prophecy: Super Bowl Disaster

The Third Eagle of Batshittery has an urgent message about the latest iPad commercial, which clearly predicts a “false flag” terrorist attack at the Super Bowl. And if there isn’t an attack on the Super Bowl? “No, I won’t be embarrassed. I’ll take credit for preventing this false flag attack.” Because he told us about it, you see.

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