Tag Archives: dumbassery

Liberals Hate Tim Tebow Because He’s Saving Himself For Marriage

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 2,
With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

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Photo Of the Day – Texas Nativity Rally

An estimated crowd of 5000 turned out in the small town of Athens, Texas to protest the removal of a nativity scene from a local courthouse. Except the nativity was never going to be removed. But hey, an atheist group sent somebody a letter so we better get down there and Praise! His! Name!

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NEW YORK: Students Suspended Over “Tebowing” Prayer Demonstrations

Four Long Island high school students have been suspended for creating a “hallway hazard” when dozens of other students mimicked their pious public display and fell to one knee. “It was basically just a tribute to Tim Tebow,” Carroll Connor, 17, who planned the prank with his brother and friends, told The Post. “It was more than a religious thing. …

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Families Now Safe From Mariah’s Titties

As long as those families only watch ABC’s Family Channel. But anyway..VICTORY! Praise! Glory!

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World Net Daily Flies Birther Message Over CLOSED DOME Of Football Stadium

One of the most hilarious fails of 2011. (Via – Gawker)

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One Million Moms Against Mariah’s Titties

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain,
With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

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Recall Our Ambassador To Solynda!

“I’m for pulling all of those tax credits, or subsidies or however you refer to them out of the energy industry. No greater example of it than this administration sending millions of dollars into the solar industry, and we lost that money. I want to say it was over $500 million that went to the country Solynda.” – Rick Perry, …

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Headline Of The Day

Because the villain in the new movie is named Tex Richman.

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AFA’s “Naughty Or Nice” Retailers

If you don’t say “Christmas,” it’s boycott time.

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Gingrich: Obama Must Repudiate OWS

We must go forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

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If We Allow Gay Marriage, Some Woman Will Marry The Eiffel Tower

So says Michele Bachmann’s Iowa campaign chair, who also can’t pronounce “polyamory.”

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Gingrich: Replace Janitors With Children

Newt Gingrich has a plan to put America’s children back to work. Because child labor laws are outrageous. “You say to somebody, you shouldn’t go to work before you’re what, 14, 16 years of age, fine. You’re totally poor. You’re in a school that is failing with a teacher that is failing. I’ve tried for years to have a very …

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Dumbassery On Parade, Part Two

If you thought their last clip was wall-to-wall lies, hang on to your Lie-O-Meter for this one!

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We Can’t Attack Iran, It Has Mountains

“If you look at the topography of Iran, where are you going to strike? It’s very mountainous. That’s what makes it very difficult. Secondly, that would be a decision that would need to be coordinated and discussed with our friends in that part of the world like Israel. But for the United States to unilaterally go in and attack Iran …

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NOM’s Brian Brown Tweets The Wrong Cindy Golding And She Is SO Not Happy

One Cindy Golding is a NOM puppet running for state office in Iowa on the platform of denying Americans the civil rights guaranteed to them by the Constitution. The OTHER Cindy Golding is a decent, equality-loving woman who is SO not having her Twitter account dragged into the NOM mud by Brian Brown. Suh-NAP! (Via – Aksarbent) NOTE: NOM’s Twitter …

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Gasp! X-Men Is A Gay Allegory!

The always culturally au courant Christian right has suddenly stumbled onto the fact that the X-Men series is one big honking allegory for gay rights. Viciously anti-gay wingnut Michael Brown opens today’s Townhall column with this: The X-Men movie series, based on the comic books of the same name, is well-known for its unusual cast of gifted mutants and for …

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Trans Activist Glitter-Bombs Dan Savage

From a press release posted on Portland Independent Media: Dan Savage is a transphobic and generally oppressive rich white cis gay man who came to Eugene, OR on Halloween weekend. The Dan Savage Welcoming Committee let him know that he can’t be a douche with impunity. On November 1st, 2011, an operative of the Dan Savage Welcoming Committee (DSWM) glitterbombed …

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Iran Bans Grabby Soccer Players

Iran has banned two members of its professional soccer league for touching other players too passionately after goals. Footage posted online shows Persepolis defender Mohammed Nosrati squeezing teammate Sheis Rezaei’s bottom. Another video seems to show Rezaei squeezing a teammate later in the 3-2 Persepolis victory over Damash Gilan. The game was broadcast live to millions. Nosrati and Rezaei have …

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