Tag Archives: dumbassery

Tea Party To Celebrate Five Years Of Racism And Hilariously Misspelled Signs

The Tea Party movement is about to celebrate its five year anniversary. Via Breitbart: Radio’s Mark Levin will keynote a five-year anniversary event for the Tea Party movement hosted by Tea Party Patriots in Washington, D.C., Breitbart News has learned exclusively. “The Tea Party, which consists of millions of hard working taxpayers, is to be celebrated not condemned,” Levin told …

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Don’t Taunt The Cops On Facebook

Details.

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Today’s Top Trending Topic On Twitter

Above is the most popular response to today’s #1 trending topic on Twitter.  Another example: “It’s never on a car parked in a business park or office complex between the hours of 9-5.” And another: “I let the air out of their tires, because air was meant to be shared by everyone.” Democrats are getting their shots in too: “Awkward; …

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Gay Patriot Falls For Limbaugh “Prank”

Gay Patriot blogger, former GOProud board member, and possible 2014 US Senate candidate Bruce Carroll caused a minor uproar in Teabagistan yesterday with the above tweet that repeated a story he’d heard on Rush Limbaugh’s radio show. “You want to hear something totally outrageous?” Limbaugh asked before revealing his big scoop about the popular movie-streaming service. He went on to …

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Alert: This Is A Test. Bryan Is Gay.

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A Christian Lesson On Gay History

“Just remember about 100 years ago, you had three homosexuals in the world as far as anybody really knew. There was a Canadian named Robert Ross, an Englishman named Oscar Wilde, an American named Walt Whitman. They led the charge in the early 1900’s and wound up in and out of the prison system and in court and so forth …

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Fireman Canned Over Anti-Obama Stunt

A firefighter in Pompano Beach, Florida has been terminated after he placed toilet paper imprinted with the president’s face in his station’s restroom. It was Clint Pierce’s third instance of posting political paraphernalia on city property and a violation of a direct order to cease and desist from such behavior, according to city records. “It was clearly a case of …

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MICHIGAN: School Teacher Suspended For Playing Pro-Gay Music Video

A public middle school teacher in Michigan has been suspended for playing a popular pro-gay music video upon a request by a student. “I asked him a few questions about the song. If it was violent, if there was any profanity, and he said no. And I said this sounds like a great song to go ahead and use for …

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AFA Issues Naughty Or Nice List

Today the American Family Association issued its annual boycott list of companies that are “against Christmas” because they use the word “holiday” in their advertising. On the naughty list: Banana Republic, Barnes & Noble, Family Dollar, Foot Locker, Gap Stores, L.L. Bean, Limited Brands, Maurice’s, Office Depot, Old Navy, Radio Shack, Staples, Supervalue, and Victoria’s Secret. Oh, but what’s that …

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Robertson: Wait, WOMEN Watch Porn?

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WND Lies About Big Bird

Using this graphic for a story that actually cites a 2009 chat show comedy skit that overdubbed Big Bird’s words? That’s for the course at World Net Daily, where it’s likely that many readers will think this actually happened.

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The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 16
Starring Victoria Jackson As The Thing

With a Mob Wives intro.

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Dumbest Poll Ever

Seriously, Yahoo? Source.

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Romney Tells Homeless Hurricane Victim: Go Home And Call For Assistance

Romney is a man of the people. Romney and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) spent close to an hour meeting with first responders and local officials. Romney shook hands with National Guardsmen outside the U.S. Post Office and talked with a local resident, Jodie Chiarello, 42, who lost her home in Isaac’s flooding. Chiarello said she told Romney, “I lost …

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Quote Of The Day – Victoria Jackson

“How many times do people get pregnant from rape? It’s point zero zero one percent. It’s a joke. I read lots of articles. I know people, because I’m 53. I’ve know a lot of people, and I’ve actually never known anyone who got pregnant from being raped. And guess what? If I got raped, I would have the baby. And …

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One Million Moms Against Skittles

Today’s press release: Dear Joe, We are not sure of Skittles’ thought process behind their new ad, but if they are attempting to offend customers, they have succeeded. Skittles’ newest “Walrus” commercial includes a teen girl making out with a walrus. The two are on a coach in an apartment kissing on the mouth when her shocked roommate walks in …

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UKRAINE: Feminists Chainsaw Cross In Protest Of Pussy Riot Conviction

I can’t see how this helps.

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UKRAINE: Spongebob Is Gay, Ban Him

Ukraine’s government is preparing to ban obviously gay Spongebob Squarepants and other dangerous cartoon characters. The popular cartoon character SpongeBob Squarepants is homosexual, according to a study by the National Commission for the protection of morality in Ukraine, the Ukrainian newspaper Ukraínskaya Pravda reported on Thursday. The Commission has been studying some of the most popular animated series on Ukrainian …

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More Gasoline

Source. There was a bomb threat in West Virginia, too.

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Eugene Delguadio Wants You To Buy Stock In Privately-Owned Chick-Fil-A

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