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If you’re going to alter a jury duty summons with your dad’s name on it so you can tell your boss you’re on a vehicular homicide trial, you probably shouldn’t leave the doctored summons on your office desk. And then brag about your vacation to fabulous Baltimore on Facebook. A Staten Island human-resources manager with a history of financial scams …

If NOMbies are brain dead, how come they still produce tweets?

I thought Earth, Wind & Fire broke up years ago!

The Great American Conservative Women Of 2011 calendar is out! I know you’ve been anxious. Representing “Celebrate Family Values” for June is human clown car Michelle Duggar. Wingnut blogger Michelle Malkin, Miss August, promotes the calendar by linking to the Dogs Of The Democratic Party calendar. Because she’s a delicate lady.(Tipped by JMG reader NYC Girl)

Don’t be fooled by sexy Satan and his jumbo Magnums!

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Here’s the full quote from Sharron Angle: “So that’s what we want is a secure and sovereign nation and, you know, I don’t know that all of you are Latino. Some of you look a little more Asian to me. I don’t know that. [Note: it’s the Hispanic Student Union. The whole room is Hispanic teenagers.] What we know, what …

Today on Meet The Press, teabagger Senate candidate Ken Buck declared that being gay is a choice. Except when it’s not, like for alcoholics. Or something. Via Talking Points Memo: Colorado Senate candidates Ken Buck (R) and incumbent Sen. Michael Bennet (D) met for a debate on Meet The Press this morning and sparred on the budget, the Tea Party …

“As business owners, it’s completely within the Stocktons’ right not to be forced by a customer to make a product that violates their moral and/or religious convictions. If the customers don’t like it, they can take their dollars elsewhere. Just because David and Lily own a store doesn’t mean they’re slaves to the agenda of anyone who visits. The Stocktons …

The American Family Association says that the sexual orientation anti-discrimination laws passed five years ago by Indianapolis were a terrible thing. Because that means being forced to sell rainbow cupcakes. Controversy arose this week after the owners of the bakery cited moral objections to a special-order request for rainbow-decorated cookies for next week’s “National Coming Out Day” observance at a …

Here’s what NOM is very upset about. An Indianapolis bakery is under fire from the gay and lesbian community over a choice not to serve a diversity group. A campus organization said it was denied service in what’s become a flashpoint in the fight for equal rights. This is what they were after: a mulitcolored cupcake to celebrate “National Coming …

“The Obama presidency is a disease. Article 2, Section 4 (the impeachment clause of the Constitution) is the cure. And it’s Obama’s hatred of America that makes it absolutely imperative that we take action now. Barack Hussein Obama is not some do-gooder that has had his plans go astray. He is not a person of good will just trying his …

Enjoy the whackadoodleness.

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JMG reader Rich tips us to this billboard near the crash site of Flight 93. Apparently Jeebus hates terrorism, abortion, spelling, and punctuation.