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Limbaugh: The First Lady Has A Fat Ass

“There is Michelle Obama and the $12,000 gown by Carolina Herrera, and the French president Hollande is in the middle, and there’s Obama. You’ll notice that this dress is bigger than the president of France. Here, let me make one more adjustment here and I’ll show you this again. Take a look at that picture. The little guy in the …

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Rush Limbaugh On Michael Sam

“Heterosexuality has no political agenda and there is no agenda attached to it. Heterosexuality does not have activists, but they’re under assault. Heterosexuality may be 95, 98 percent of the population — they’re under assault by the 2-5 percent that are homosexual. Why is there a political agenda attached to and driven by homosexuality and there is no corresponding heterosexual …

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Rush Limbaugh: I Sit On It Every Night

“What do you say to people who say ‘you know what, you’re old fashioned, you’re stuck in the past. We can never go back to it, it wasn’t what it was. It’s all fuddy-duddy, and you’re going to have to modernize or society is going to leave you behind?’ I love my sofa and I sit on it every night. …

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Quote Of The Day – Rush Limbaugh

“I found myself in an elevator with Mrs. Clinton once. It was at a wedding, Brooklyn, doors locked, she hits the stop button. She said, ‘Oh Rush, I’ve wanted to see you for so long, and nobody would believe it. Would you, would you make a real woman out of me?’ I said, ‘Sure, let’s take off our clothes.’ So …

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Tweet Of The Week – Gov. Chris Christie

UPDATE: Well, crap. It’s a parody account.  But still funny!  Speaking of pol parody accounts on Twitter, you might also enjoy El Bloombito, which takes great delight in Mayor Bloomberg’s painful attempts at Spanish.

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Four Times Married Drug Addict Rush Limbaugh Defends Sanctity Of Marriage

“Now Christianity has to be banned, and that’s where this is all headed. All this stuff at Chick-fil-A, the target is Christianity, not Chick-fil-A. The target is freedom of religion. [With] Obama and Obamacare, the target is always freedom. When we’re talking about liberals, the target is always freedom. Dan Cathy, the head honcho of Chick-fil-A, he’s not making a …

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The “Ex-Gay” Demonic Drag Queen

Clip description: After an abusive and tortured childhood, and years of drug addiction and sexual confusion, Trace found fame in the gay community as the demonic drag queen named “COMA”. After years of ignoring God, Trace found himself living on the streets and dying from AIDS. Hear the inspiring story of God’s relentless pursuit of a drug addicted drag queen. …

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Tweet Of The Day – James Hartline

“Ex-gay” mental patient James Hartline is calling on his “followers” to join him in a 24-hour fast today so that Jeebus will prevent the San Diego City Council from issuing its annual gay pride proclamation.

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More Crazy From Ascot Advocate And “Former” Homosexual Adam Hood

Yesterday’s clip by “ex-gay” nutter Adam Hood blew up across the blogosphere within hours of its posting here, so let’s get more into his back story. Hood says that when he finally blew his first load into his new wife, “I literally screamed at the top of my lungs, JEEEEEEESSSSSUSSS!!!” You can’t make it up, folks.

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When Elton Met Rush

While we’re still waiting to hear if Elton John is doing anything worthy with that million dollars he earned singing at Rush Limbaugh’s fourth wedding last Saturday, at least we now know what spawned the curious pairing. Rush Limbaugh and Sir Elton John’s relationship started with problems. Heart problems, that is. According to conservative talk radio host Mark Levin, a …

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PALM BEACH: Elton John To Perform At Rush Limbaugh’s Wedding Today

Sir Elton John, who angered many when he paired with Eminem for a Grammy show duet, is again sleeping with the enemy. Tonight he will perform in Palm Beach at the fourth wedding of Rush Limbaugh. The conservative firebrand, 59, will exchange vows Saturday in Florida with Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish …

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Rush Limbaugh: Obama Will End Elections

According to Rush Limbaugh, the next step for our Marxist/communist president is to cancel free elections. Either that, or he’s going to grant mass amnesty to undocumented immigrants in order to get their 2012 votes. Talk-radio icon Rush Limbaugh today suggested the existence of U.S. elections is now threatened by a move he expects President Obama to pursue – a …

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Rush Limbaugh: If Health Care Reform Passes, I’m Moving To Costa Rica

Zillionaire Rush Limbaugh, who could put a daily heart transplant on his debit card, says he’ll leave the United States if health care reform passes. My guess in even in Canada and even in the UK, doctors have opted out. And once they’ve opted, they can’t see anybody Medicare, Medicaid, or what will become the exchanges. They have to have …

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