Tag Archives: douchenozzles

HomoQuotable – Charles Winecoff

“Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away – called New York City – there was a special place where fairies could go when they weren’t feeling well. It was known as the Gay Men’s Health Project. The friendly bears and slender youths who ran this magical dispensary helped unlucky fairies mend their wings and wee-wees so they …

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Catholic League’s Bill Donohue: It’s Not A Pedophile Crisis, It’s A Homo Crisis

Towleroad reports that the Catholic League’s Bill Donohue has published an ad in today’s New York Times blasting them for coverage of the global child molestation scandal and claiming that gay men are the true cause of the problem. The Times continues to editorialize about the ‘pedophilia crisis,’ when all along it’s been a homosexual crisis. Eighty percent of the …

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Save California Nutters: Roy Ashburn Should Resign Because He’s Gay (Even Though There’s No Such Thing)

And predictably, the wingnuts begin to eat their own. Randy Thomasson, execudouche director of Save California: Now he’s completely “out.” Monday morning on the radio, Republican State Senator Roy Ashburn of Bakersfield said “I’m gay.” But Roy Ashburn is mistaken. No one is “gay” because the so-called “gay gene” does not exist. What’s more, there are thousands of Americans who …

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PhoboQuotable – Andrea Lafferty

“When I was sitting in that hearing room listening to Senator Levin and other pompous liberals blather on about the importance of gays and lesbians serving openly in the military, I felt sick to my stomach. But, I was also filled with anger that some Members of Congress would be so willing to undermine our military in order to cater …

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Focus On The Family Vs. NCAA

Focus On The Family is furious that the NCAA was pressured into removing their display ad from its website. This Focus on the Family ad, believe it or not, has been yanked off the NCAA (National Collegiate Athletic Association) website for one simple reason: Focus on the Family supports natural marriage, believing that marriage is the union of one man …

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What’s Going On, Porno Pete?

Porno Pete LaBarbera’s site has been suspended by his host for TOS violations. It looks like it might be non-payment issue since the renewal date appears to be last week (although the expiration date for the domain is written funkily.) There’s always AmericanForTruth.com (no “s”) if he’d like to purchase it for a hefty fee. Heh.

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Cliff Kincaid: Homos Are Infiltrating The Conservative Movement

Cliff Kincaid, the spokes-twat for the laughably titled Accuracy In Media, says that homosexual groups are “infiltrating” the conservative movement. His proof: GOProud attended one three day convention. But GOProud can’t be real conservatives because they take it up the ass. In fact, GOProud’s commitment to constitutionally protected homosexual sodomy (i.e., anal intercourse) is not a position that appears on …

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Matt Barber Spews Hate At Liberty University’s Anti-Gay Bigot-O-Rama

Notorious Christianist liar Matt Barber spoke this weekend at Liberty University’s two-day “How To Beat The Gays” symposium, where again he rehashed quotes from the hilarious 1987 book After The Ball, claiming its decades-old words were the literal plans of today’s gay activists. (Via – Good As You)

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Infamous Anti-Gay Nutcase Paul Cameron: Gay Soldiers Will Rape You!

“Dr.” Paul Cameron, the infamous douchebag who has been booted from every professional psychological association, went on Midweek Politics Radio to claim that gay soldiers already rape at a rate of “4 to 7 times more” than straight soldiers do, therefore allowing openly gay soldiers to serve will result in a non-stop homo rape-a-rama. The radio host does a pretty …

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PhoboQuotable – Matt Barber

“This is no different than having an avid gun collector preside over a Second Amendment case or a frequent user of medical marijuana deciding the legality of medical marijuana. Even his fellow judges on the notoriously liberal 9th Circuit have been forced to step-in and overturn more than one of his inexplicable rulings relative to this case. Based on his …

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PhoboQuotable – Mike Adams

“Some years ago, a man asked for my opinion on why his good friend, an atheist, had decided to go to Yale Divinity School. I told him that the Enemy could do more harm trying to destroy an institution from within than from without. And so it is with the so-called GLBT (Gilbert) movement. The Gilbert has equal rights. He …

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Oliver North: Repealing DADT Will Lead To NAMBLA In The Military

Convicted felon Oliver North on the effort to repeal DADT: “Now, here’s what’s next. NAMBLA members, same-sex marriages,” North said, referring to the North American Man-Boy Love Association, a group that advocates for pedophilia. “Are chaplains in the US military going to be required to perform those kinds of rituals? Do they [pedophiles and homosexuals] get government housing?” North, who …

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PhoboQuotable – Bryan Fischer

“Think for a moment of the current social controversies that could potentially be avoided if homosexual conduct was still against the law. Gays in the military: problem solved. We shouldn’t make a place for habitual felons in the armed forces. End of discussion, end of controversy. If someone objects, ask them which other felonies the military ought to overlook in …

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Tony Perkins On DADT: Gay Soldiers Will Rape Your Christian Ass

“Last night in his State of the Union Address, President Obama repeated his call for Congress to repeal the military eligibility law that was passed in 1993, and to allow homosexual conduct within the ranks of the armed forces. “This would put our military in the strange position of actively recruiting personnel who have an expressed intention to violate the …

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CBN: Pat Robertson Didn’t Say That And What He Said Is True Anyway

You’d think that after all the outrage that rained down on Pat Robertson from the left AND the right (even the Freepers were pissed), we’d see some kind of waffly, half-assed, non-apology apology from the Christian Broadcast Network. Not so. On today’s The 700 Club, during a segment about the devastation, suffering and humanitarian effort that is needed in Haiti, …

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Quote Of The Day – Markus

“Basically this is the first time in the economy of the United States that a male has actually stood up and said, ‘I want to do this for a living.’ And be protected under law to do it. It’s just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her …

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Quote Of The Day – Gary Cass

“What exactly did Pat [Roberston] say that was so terribly egregious? First he retold a very familiar story about the history of Haiti about a pact that was made by its revolutionary leaders. In exchange for help in throwing out the French Haiti would serve satan. Some have disputed this ever happened. But what is indisputable is Haiti’s history ever …

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PhoboQuotable – Linda Harvey

“Get all pro-homosexual and pro-promiscuity programs, literature, teachers, and counselors out of every school now. Remove “gay” clubs, Planned Parenthood at health fairs, and GLSEN- PFLAG- SIECUS activists. Cease all condom demonstrations, abortion referrals, on-site birth control dispensing, sexual orientation affirmation, and messing with children’s hearts, minds and bodies. Demand that schools uphold the traditional value of heterosexual identities, teach …

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PhoboQuotable – Tim Pawlenty

“That statute is not worded the way it should be. I said I regretted the vote later because it included things like cross-dressing, and a variety of other people involved in behaviors that weren’t based on sexual orientation, just a preference for the way they dressed and behaved. So it was overly broad. So if you are a third-grade teacher …

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PhoboQuotable – Randy Thomasson

“John A. Perez is an aggressive supporter of the sexual indoctrination of schoolchildren, homosexual ‘marriages,’ and punishing business owners that don’t support homosexuality and cross-dressing. We’re concerned he will add to existing homosexual-agenda laws, such as ‘Harvey Milk Gay Day,’ $150,000 in government fines against family-oriented businesspersons, and a dozen other bad laws trampling people’s rights and freedoms.” – Save …

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