Tag Archives: douchenozzles

Mike Huckabee Invites You To Fast And Pray That God Smites Dirty Queers

Dominionist Lou Engle and his TheCall ministry will be gathering thousands of bigots at the state house in Sacramento over Labor Day weekend, where they will fast and pray that God finally turns America into a Christian theocracy in which dirty queers are trampled under the righteous boots of God’s Gentle People™. Mike Huckabee invites your attendance.

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Focus On The Family Warns Parents About How To Spot Gay Activism In Schools

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Learn To Be A Proper Catholic By Reenacting The Murders Of Non-Catholics!

JMG reader Brian tips us to this clip from the red-caped nutters at Tradition, Value and Property in which they invite Catholic boys to relive “the glories of Christian civilization” by reenacting the murders of non-Catholic infidels during the Crusades. Lunatics.

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PhoboQuotable – Pat Buchanan

“When did the Creator indicate that among these rights was for homosexuals to have their unions recognized as marriages? The author of that declaration, Thomas Jefferson, equated homosexual acts with rape and wrote that male homosexuals (they used the term sodomites in that time) should be castrated and lesbians should have a hole cut into their noses. “Undeniably, homosexuals have …

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Tony Perkins Rides The Waambulance

“Once again, Chief Judge Walker has disregarded the will of the people of California by interpreting the U.S. Constitution in a way that imposes his own personal beliefs. We support Protect Marriage’s immediate appeal to the Ninth Circuit to stay this decision until the conclusion of the case. “Voters in 30 states have protected marriage in their state constitutions because …

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American Family Association: Allowing Gays To Adopt Is Inhumane To Children

But it’s perfectly OK to allow those kids to wallow their entire lives in the substandard and inattentive state care that they’ve been placed in, NOT INCIDENTALLY, because their heterosexual parents abandoned, abused, and/or molested them.

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Porno Pete Begs Ann Coulter Not To Headline Self-Hating Homo Convention

“As a fan of Ann Coulter, it pains me to see her cave in to political correctness and lend credibility to the phony homosexual “conservatives” over at GOProud. Worse, Coulter is sending a dangerous message to young Americans that homosexuality is OK. (It’s actually a sin.) “Homosexual practice may be hip in New York City, but objectively it is always …

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HomoQuotable – Tammy Bruce

“Hate crime legislation accomplishes only one thing — the notion that some people in this country are more important than others. Last time I checked all the civil rights movements were based in the rejection of this notion. Yet here we are, in the warm seats of power, and now a ‘legislative priority’ is to make sure crimes committed against …

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PhoboQuotable – Matt Barber

“This once again just highlights the fact that President Obama is fully in the tank of the radical homosexual activist lobby. In keeping with his commitment to ram through his radical agenda, the president has once again circumvented the proper protocol and procedure in order to push a very unpopular policy. Obama has thumbed his nose at all of the …

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NOM’s Solution To Gay Marriage?

Bilerico co-founder Bil Browning just posted this sign seen at today’s NOM rally in his hometown of Indianapolis. The maker of the sign agreed to an interview with the Courage Campaign team and just as the interview began, one of the NOM flacks rushed over to warn him, “We don’t want anything inflammatory.” Watch the clip, the hater says he’s …

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PhoboQuotable – Bryan Fischer

“Richard Land, in arguing for a guaranteed path to citizenship for illegal aliens already in the country, repeatedly stresses how pro-family the Hispanic community is, and assures us they will be the natural allies of the conservative movement. Not so fast. According to the Christian Post, 57% of Latino Catholics in California support homosexual marriage. Let’s not forget that Latinos …

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PhoboQuotable – Tony Perkins

“If there was ever proof that the Obama Administration has gone off the rails, it’s Amtrak. For the first time in the train service’s history, Amtrak has decided to spend a quarter-million dollars recruiting homosexual passengers. As you may know, Amtrak isn’t a private business. This is a government-run business, meaning that this $250,000 is taken directly from taxpayers’ pockets. …

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World’s Second-Worst Hairpiece Suggested To Replace Michael Steele As RNC Chair

In a long story about potential candidates to replace RNC chair Michael Steele, Politics Daily closes with this: Maybe the GOP just wants to forget questions such as color and gender and pick the Republicans Party’s resident bad-ass. I’m talking, of course, about arch-conservative author, actor, and martial arts champion Chuck Norris. If you have high school kids, you’ve heard …

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PhoboQuotable – Robert Knight

“Forcing open homosexuality on the armed forces would destroy the volunteer military and bring back the compulsory draft. Since women are now deployed close to combat, and the only legal reason they are not eligible is their combat exemption, a new draft could include our daughters. And some would face pressure to have on-base abortions in order to complete their …

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PhoboQuotable – Slaggie Gilamonster

“I know something about the founding of NOM — I was there. And this film and this claim is fantasy. NOM was not founded by Mormons as a secret front group. We have many valued members from the LDS Church since, but no member of the LDS Church hierarchy helped provide seed funding for NOM, or is responsible for NOM …

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What Tony Perkins Plans To Say At Elena Kagan’s Confirmation Hearing

The state funeral for Sen. Robert Byrd has delayed Family Research Council head Tony Perkins’ testimony at Elena Kagan’s Supreme Court confirmation hearing. But Good As You has the text of Perkins’ planned remarks. An excerpt: Her own statements make obvious that Elena Kagan would strike down any marital statute – including the federal Defense of Marriage Act – which …

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PhoboQuotable – James Bopp

“We will now ask the district court to rule on whether we are entitled to a special exemption, if we can prove traditional marriage supporters were targeted for harassment and intimidation. We believe there is more than ample evidence. “What we have, since the adoption of Proposition 8, is a very transparent nationwide strategy by the gay activists to harass …

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PhoboQuotable – Tony Perkins

“CNN gave homosexual activists the gift of a free hour-long infomercial last night–in the form of a primetime special about homosexual parents called Gary and Tony Have a Baby. Actually, it should have been called Gary and Tony Buy a Baby. As viewers learned, the two homosexual men first purchase human eggs from an egg donor; use the sperm of …

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Why Is Peter LaBarbera So Worried About Spies At His Young Haters Academy?

Earlier this month Porno Pete LaBarbera announced the launch of the Americans For Truth Academy, a three-day seminar in which, for $99, aspiring young homophobes can learn how to more effectively destroy the civil rights of LGBT people. Some of you suggested we send in an undercover observer, an idea also put forth by Friendly Atheist blogger and high school …

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Rush Limbaugh Was Married By Arch Homophobe Pastor Ken Hutcherson

Yesterday it was learned that the wedding of Rush Limbaugh was officiated by rabid homophobe Pastor Ken Hutcherson. Among Hutcherson’s many anti-gay activities: Leading a walkout of public schools in opposition to the Day Of Silence, attempting a Microsoft shareholder revolt to overturn the company’s protections of gay employees, fighting the Matthew Shepard Act, supporting the “ex-gay movement, and campaigning …

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