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“I want to talk first of all about something I heard from the very beginning by people of this Legislature that we are bigots as people of faith, because we do not hold that homosexual marriage should be codified. That somehow we are bigots and we are ideologues because we are people of faith. I want to address that hate. …

Pastor Andrew invites your $10,000 donation which can be made by Paypal or by a posthumous direction of stocks in your will. Or you can CALL HIM at 877-537-8734. UPDATE: Readers point out this clip from the VERY masculine Pastor Steven Andrew. GURL! Where’s that hissing radiator? Kind of explains everything, doesn’t it?

“It’s pretty simple: marriage is between a man and a woman. This is a historic doctrine driven deep into the Bible, both in the Old Testament and in the New Testament, and it’s a perfect example of what I mean by the rise of paganism. The effort to create alternatives to marriage between a man and a woman are perfectly …

“This has never been about celebrating diversity or equality; it’s about, yeah, you celebrate diversity, you affirm our demonstrably destructive, spiritually, physically, emotionally, our lifestyle, under penalty of law, or else. And that goes for you too, church. You either allow us desecrate your property with our counter-biblical, sinful civil union ceremony or we will see that you are sanctioned …

THIS is the batshit crazy douchebag that Porno Pete has been promoting all week. Wooden is also one of the architects of North Carolina’s anti-gay marriage amendment. RELATED: Here’s another example of Wooden’s Christian Love™. It’s easy for African Americans when they’re not thinking, when they’re not thinking, to equate their beautiful blackness, their beautiful skin color, those of us …

That appears to be Liberty Counsel douchebag Matt Barber holding the banner on the right. Note the martyrdom and victimhood in their slogan. Yeah, tell that to all the LGBT people murdered every year in the name of God. (Photo via JMG reader Fritz)

Remember last year when every anti-gay hate group issued press releases declaring that it was a “badge of honor” that the Southern Poverty Law Center had added them to their list of hate groups? Well, it turns out that their widdle feewings were really hurt after all because today they’re going to march up and down outside the SPLC headquarters …

The same sack of shit that said God murdered an eight year-old boy in anger over gay marriage has joined the ranks of the Not-Romneys. Because Romney’s (alleged) support for “homosexualists” is “literally criminal.”

Victims of pedophile priests are just big wailing crybabies, according to a graphic and story posted by the Catholic League. Stop complaining, Timmy! You know you wanted it.

Shorter Santorum: Fuck off and die, poor people!

“Employee rights are said to be valid when employers pressure employees into sexual activity. Why don’t they quit once the so-called harassment starts? Obviously the morals of the harasser cannot be defended, but how can the harassee escape some responsibility for the problem? Seeking protection under civil rights legislation is hardly acceptable.” – Ron Paul, from his 1987 book, Freedom …

“The depravity of our popular culture and our eagerness to shred traditional values manifests itself every day. Lady Gaga, the top-earning woman in the music business and deemed by ABC’s Barbara Walters to be one of the ‘most fascinating people,’ has a new vocation in mind. She’s announced she wants to become an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church …

NY Sen. Ruben Diaz is denouncing Gov. Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg as sinning fornicators who are setting evil examples for all of the state. “I, for my part, don’t want to offend anyone, but the Bible, the word of God; calls it fornication to live as husband and wife without having made this union a wedding officially …

“Mr. Frank’s departure in January 2013 will remove from the House one of its more offensive members. Until then, this petulant, abrasive and downright nasty Congressman will keep making his presence known. However, it is unlikely that Mr. Frank is leaving for the reason he should depart Congress: out of shame for all he did to stop reform of Fannie …

The douchebag who posted the above sign is complaining that people are complaining about his sign. And quelle surprise, he’s one of the Hillbuzz/Larry Sinclair conspiracists too. Also (and for the perfect Tea Party hat trick) he’s a racist. (Via – Think Progress)