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This is the guy whose own son was convicted of possessing child porn. Via Right Wing Watch: On his “Pass the Salt” show on Monday, Religious Right activist “Coach” Dave Daubenmire addressed this weekend’s massacre at a gay nightclub in Orlando, claiming that the gay people murdered in the massacre were sacrificed by the devil in order to advance his …

“PayPal gets the hypocrite of the year award! This company says they’re not coming to North Carolina because the legislators and Gov. Pat McCrory have passed a law to protect women and children against sexual predators by not allowing men to use women’s restrooms and locker rooms. “Congressman Robert Pittenger made a great point yesterday: ‘PayPal does business in 25 …

Via email: Thank you all who helped us and our allies secure this tremendous victory against LGBT extremists who want to marginalize and punish Christians and other people of faith simply for professing the truth of marriage as God designed it, one man and one woman. House Bill 1523 protects pastors, churches and individuals from having to solemnize a gay …

“Robert chose the homosexual lifestyle because he craved attention from men. We have all these myths about homosexuality and he was just being used by people, they just wanted to take advantage and he didn’t know any better. He thought that what they were showing him was love when actually it was one form of lust. When he came free, …

Miranda Blue has the story at Right Wing Watch: At a stop in Atlanta this week, Graham spoke about the need for conservative Christians to not only vote, but to run for office, saying that if every city in America had a Christian mayor, we wouldn’t have “evil” and “wicked” policies like LGBT nondiscrimination measures. “Can you imagine the impact …

Teabagistan is been up in arms all week about Beyonce’s tribute to the Black Lives Matter during the Super Bowl halftime show. Next week there will be a protest outside NFL headquarters in Manhattan. From the New York Daily News: Beyoncé haters are ready to get in formation. The anti-Beyhive is planning to protest the “Drunk in Love” singer outside of …

Todd Starnes is already one of the most mocked nutjobs on Twitter, but today he earned epic levels of ridicule for the above series of tweets in which he calls NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio a communist for imposing a ban on non-emergency vehicles during the blizzard. Pedestrians, of course, remain completely free to do whatever they like, but OMG …

Twitter recently announced new rules against “abusive” accounts and all of Teabagistan is in an uproar today because Breitbart‘s raving homocon douche Milo Whatisopoulos has lost his “verified” check mark. It’s a war on conservatism and the First Amendment! They write: Twitter has unverified the account of Breitbart technology editor Milo Yiannopoulos, effectively declaring war on conservative media by punishing …

“Obama wept. America is forced to weep over Obama’s release of violent criminals into our communities – like the 121 illegal aliens who committed murders after they were released from custody by the Obama administration instead of being deported. And that doesn’t take into account the others we don’t know about. “The whole world weeps waiting for American leadership in …

Raving nutbag Breitbart editor John Nolte has fired off a half-dozen tweets in which he claims that President Obama smeared something on his “fascist finger” before touching his face to create “fascist tears” for the children murdered in mass shootings. We must presume that like the NRA, Nolte is a heartless ghoul who celebrates every time a toddler takes a …

“Melissa Klein was checking her bank accounts just a few weeks before Christmas when her face turned ashen. The money was gone – every single penny. Oregon’s Bureau of Labor and Industries had confiscated all the cash in Mrs. Klein’s checking account and savings account as well as a special account set aside for their church tithe.  Yes, friends – …

He really loves being America’s most notorious douchebag. Pitchfork reports: Last month, reports emerged that Wu-Tang Clan’s one-of-a-kind album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, had been sold for “millions.” Now, Bloomberg has revealed the buyer’s identity: Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO Martin Shkreli. Shkreli is the former hedge fund manager (and Collect Records associate) who made headlines this year for increasing …

Pharma douchebro Martin Shkreli has told Forbes that he regrets not having raised the cost of his AIDS drug even more than he did. From the interview: Martin Shkreli hasn’t changed. If anything, the provocative pharmaceutical CEO — who became “the most hated man in America” earlier this year — thinks he didn’t go far enough when he hiked the …

“While the investigation into the shooting at the Planned Parenthood center continues, regardless of what the motive is determined to be, we strongly condemn this violence. As the target of domestic terrorism inspired by the Southern Poverty Law Center, the staff of the Family Research Council empathize with all the victims of this violence. All of us at the Family …

Business Insider reports: The 5,000% increase in the price of an anti-parasitic drug hasn’t brought Turing Pharmaceuticals into the black just yet. For the third quarter, ending September 30, the company posted a $14.6 million net loss. Those three months cover the time that Turing acquired the US marketing rights to Daraprim, a 62-year-old drug that’s used to treat malaria …

Yesterday Donald Trump declared that he would “bomb the shit out of ISIS.” Which, rather obviously, we’re already doing. But never one to miss out on some grave-dancing, tonight Ann Coulter is positively quivering with joy over the massacre in Paris because she believes her savior was just elected president.

The Associated Press has called it for the haters as Houston’s LGBT rights law goes down to defeat by, at this writing, a significant margin. Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, who paid for his own anti-gay ad campaign, has issued a celebratory press release. Also applauding is virulently anti-gay Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. See both messages below.

Speaking before the student body at Liberty University, loony tunes Rep. Louis Gohmert suggested an experiment in which four gay male couples and four straight couples are put on separate islands. “Then lets come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors.” Because dead gay people means Jesus is real. Or something. And if those four straight couples …

And all of America now pictures a naked Mike Huckabee at the tattoo parlor with his ass in the air.

Banana man Ray Comfort is planning to give out thousands of DVDs and t-shirts to promote his latest hate movie at a Kim Davis rally he is planning for Monday. He’ll also be flying a banner plane over the Rowan County Courthouse. Via press release: In addition to 2,000 DVDs for give-away, Executive Producer Ray Comfort is providing 500 T-shirts …