Tag Archives: Donald Trump Jr.

Junior Claims Joe Biden Has Alzheimer’s Disease

Mediaite reports: Because pronouncing Joe Biden senile is apparently not enough for conservatives, Donald Trump Jr. decided to take things up a notch and diagnose the former vice president with Alzheimer’s. Trump Jr. was referring to Biden’s contentious encounter on Tuesday with an auto plant worker in Detroit who accused him of trying to “end” the Second Amendment. “You’re full …

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Junior Offers To Debate Hunter Biden About Which Of Them Has Most Profited From Their Father’s Name

Axios reports: In an interview for “Axios on HBO,” Donald Trump Jr. told me he wants to debate Hunter Biden over who has benefited more financially from their father’s government service. “We can go full transparency, we show everything, and we can talk about all of the places where I am supposedly grifting but Hunter Biden isn’t,” said the president’s …

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Junior’s Girlfriend Delivers Mean Girls CPAC Speech

“I’m just having such a good time doing this because, you know, I think about the other side and the Democrats and I’m like, you know what, they’re like little wayward children on the playground running around with their pajamas on backwards. Shame. Shame. All confused. Ha ha! “Snowflakes melting. Trump derangement syndrome. No cure. Actually, I got a cure. …

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Junior: I Grew Up Waiting In Communist Breadlines

“My mother escaped a communist country. I grew up, I spoke a language, I have friends from communist Czechoslovakia. “I waited in those, you know, bread lines, I can assure you, they are not as glamorous as Bernie and, you know, academia today make them out to be. “That’s why there’s no advocates for socialism or communism who actually grew …

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State TV Pegs Junior As “Possibly The 46th President”

“We just got a chance to witness, possibly, the 46th president of the United States.” – Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade, after listening to Donald Trump Jr. accuse Nancy Pelosi of “ripping up” the hopes and dreams of American heroes by shredding her copy of Glorious Leader’s State of the Union address. According to a recent poll, 29% of …

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Rep. Mark Meadows Models Trump Merch On State TV

The Hill reports: Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) and President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., wore matching jackets Tuesday during separate interviews on “Fox & Friends.” The quarter-zip jackets were each emblazoned with “Team Trump.” Trump Jr.’s had his name, “Don,” embroidered on the front of his, too. The unified look left some observers wondering commenting on whether there was a …

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Junior Compares Daddy’s Acquittal To OJ Simpson’s

The New York Daily News reports: Donald Trump Jr. seems to think his dad is innocent — just like O.J. Simpson. The presidential son posted a photo of Johnnie Cochran, the late O.J. Simpson lawyer, along with a riff on the attorney’s famed claim to jurors in the football star’s murder trial that “if (the glove) doesn’t fit, you must …

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Junior Posts Instagram Meme Calling Romney A “Pussy”

The Daily Beast reports: Donald Trump Jr. posted a picture on Instagram calling Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) a “pussy” after the former GOP presidential candidate announced that he would be voting to convict President Trump on one of two impeachment charges. The picture featured Romney wearing high-waisted jeans, and was captioned: “Mom Jeans, Because you’re a pussy.” Trump Jr., who …

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Junior Demands That Romney Be Expelled From GOP

Mediaite reports: President Donald Trump’s son Donald Trump Jr. called for Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) to be expelled from the Republican Party, Wednesday, after the senator announced he would be voting to convict President Trump in the Senate impeachment trial. “Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS. He was too weak to beat the Democrats then …

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Protester Accuses Trump Of Inciting Anti-Jewish Terror

Newsweek reports: A press conference for President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign was interrupted Monday by a Jewish American activist, who blamed the president for rising anti-Semitic sentiment and violence in the U.S. The event, held in Des Moines Iowa, was interrupted as Donald Trump Jr.—the president’s eldest son—was at the podium speaking. Video of the event showed the activist—Elon Glickman, …

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Junior Threatens GOP Senators On Trial Witnesses

Politico reports: “If the – let’s call it weaker Republicans – make a vote on it, if some of those guys don’t want to hear from the witnesses we’d want to hear from but will hear from the others, I want to know about it, because they don’t deserve to be in office,” Trump Jr. said Sunday on “Sunday Morning …

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Junior’s Mistress Handed New Campaign Finance Role

Breitbart reports: President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign has named Kimberly Guilfoyle as the new national finance chair of the Trump Victory Finance Committee, Breitbart News has learned exclusively. Guilfoyle, the campaign confirmed to Breitbart News ahead of a public release of the move, will lead a nationwide volunteer and grassroots fundraising program targeted at recruiting and activating bundlers across the …

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Rick Wilson: Brace Yourselves For President Junior

Rick Wilson writes for The Daily Beast: Get ready for Donald Trump Jr., a man who speaks the fluent asshole dialogue of the own-the-libs Trump Party, to rise to the top of the 2024 GOP primary ranks. The dynastic talk that was once treated as a joke (even by me) is already growing around both Don Jr. and Ivanka. Poor …

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Junior Brandishes Machine Gun With Hillary On Ammo

The stochastic terrorism is relentless: President Trump’s son Donald Trump. Jr. on Sunday shared a picture of himself on Instagram holding an AR-15 style rifle featuring a magazine with an illustration of former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton behind bars. The rifle is also adorned with the image of a cross symbol used amid the Crusades. The Instagram post featured …

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29% Of GOP Voters Want Junior To Succeed His Father

Axios reports: Ready to skip 2020 and go straight to 2024? In a new SurveyMonkey poll, Republican voters chose children of President Trump — Don Jr. and Ivanka — as two of the top four picks for president in four years. Why it matters: An early poll like this is largely a measure of name ID. But it’s also a …

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Junior And Vanilla Ice Deny Claim They Are Working To Turn Trailer Park Into $1B Trump Presidential Library

The Daily Beast reports: Donald Trump Jr., the president’s eldest son, and Vanilla Ice, the pop-rapper of “Ice Ice Baby” fame, are both denying that they are collaborating with a MAGA super-fan in Florida on a $1-billion scheme to transform a Palm Beach County trailer park into the eventual Donald J. Trump Presidential Library. This is not a game of …

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Feds Probe Junior’s Killing Of Endangered Sheep

Roll Call reports: The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said it will review allegations that Donald Trump Jr., may have illegally killed a rare sheep during a recent trip to Mongolia and imported parts of the animal back to the U.S. Animal conservation activists said President Donald Trump’s eldest son may have violated a federal wildlife anti-trafficking law after ProPublica …

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Trump Retweets Junior’s Call To Harass House Dems

Deadline reports: An aggressive President Donald Trump warmed up for his appearance later today at the annual Army-Navy football game with some smash-mouth tweeting. In an unusually busy early morning, the Commander-in-Tweet treated his Democrat foes like it was Ravens vs. Jets, running over them with taunts, threats and retweets. The game plan appears to be aggressive targeting of the …

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Junior Rips “Gimmick” Of Greta Thunberg Decision

So utterly predictable: The president’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., attacked Time magazine on Wednesday over the magazine’s choice of climate change activist Greta Thunberg as “Person of the Year.” In a tweet, Trump Jr. ripped the 16-year-old activist’s acceptance of the award, which he called a “marketing gimmick” played by the magazine. “Time leaves out the Hong Kong Protesters …

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MONGOLIA: Junior Shoots Endangered Sheep, Meets With President, Gets Retroactive Permission For Slaying

ProPublica reports: The rocky highlands of Central Asia, in a remote region of Western Mongolia, are home to a plummeting population of the largest sheep in the world, the argali. The endangered species is beloved for its giant curving horns, which can run over 6 feet in length. On a hunting trip this August, Donald Trump Jr. shot and killed …

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