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Trump Threatens “Low IQ” Rep. Maxine Waters

Glorious Leader just effectively invited his cultists to physically attack a member of Congress. President Trump on Monday responded to Rep. Maxine Waters’ (D-Calif.) call for supporters to confront administration officials in public, saying the congresswoman should be careful what she wishes for. Waters on Saturday called on supporters to confront Trump Cabinet officials in public spaces like restaurants and …

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Trump Whines: Jimmy Fallon Really Messed Up My Hair

Politico reports: Late-night host Jimmy Fallon should “be a man,” President Donald Trump wrote on Twitter Sunday night, instead of “whimpering” over criticism that stems from the president’s now-infamous 2016 appearance on his show. The dig at Fallon, the host of NBC’s “Tonight Show,” stemmed from an interview the comedian sat for last week with The Hollywood Reporter in which …

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Glorious Leader: The Red Hen Restaurant Is “Filthy”

The Hill reports: President Trump said early Monday that the Virginia restaurant that refused to serve White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is “dirty” and “needs a paint job.” The president’s tweet comes after Sanders confirmed over the weekend that the owner of a restaurant in Lexington, Va. asked her to leave while she dined out with a group …

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Trump: End Due Process For Undocumented Migrants

The New York Times reports: President Trump asserted on Sunday that immigrants who crossed into the United States illegally should be sent back immediately without due process or an appearance before a judge, an escalation of his attacks on the judicial system. It was another twist in an already head-spinning series of developments on immigration after the president reversed a …

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Glorious Leader Autographs Photos Of Young People Killed By Undocumented Immigrants Because MAGA

CNBC reports: President Donald Trump appears to have autographed photos of deceased young people that were featured at a White House event Friday highlighting victims of crimes committed by undocumented immigrants. There were 11 photos total being held up by family members who had lost loved ones, and all of the photos bore Trump’s unmistakably scrawled signature in large-tipped black …

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Alex Jones Claims The White House Listens To InfoWars Because “Birds Of Feather Flock Together” [VIDEO]

“I have known some of the top directors in Hollywood and let me tell you something, Hollywood is full of devil worshipers and pedophiles. I kinda liked being in some movies at first when people offered them to me and they were some nice folks here in Texas. But when I get deeper into Hollywood – I don’t want any …

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Trump Mocks “Elite” Opponents: I’m Richer, Smarter, Have A Better Apartment, And I’m President [VIDEO]

Newsweek reports: President Donald Trump has questioned why his opponents are often referred to as “the elite,” saying he is richer than they are and has a nicer apartment. Speaking at a rally in Duluth, Minnesota, the president took a break from espousing his “tough” immigration policies to outline his power and wealth in comparison to “the elite.” “Do you …

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REPORT: Trump Tossed Starburst Candy To Merkel At G7 Summit, Said “Don’t Say I Never Give You Anything”

Newsweek reports: During his controversial meeting with leaders of the G-7 less than two weeks ago, President Donald Trump allegedly threw two pieces of Starburst candies on the table in front of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, saying “Here, Angela. Don’t say I never give you anything.” The exchange, described on CBS News by Eurasia Group President Ian Bremmer, sheds further …

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Trump Claims Canadians Are Scuffing Up US-Bought Shoes So They Look Old When Smuggled Home

That thing where Glorious Leader says something so completely batshit insane that it gets a baffled mention on Footwear News: After imposing additional tariffs on $200 billion worth of Chinese goods, President Donald Trump is drawing even more discussion today on social media for comments he made at the National Federation of Independent Business’ 75th anniversary celebration in Washington, D.C., …

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Trump Orders Pentagon To Establish “Space Force”

CNBC reports: President Donald Trump declared Monday he would move to make a new branch of the military focused solely on space. “I am hereby directing the Department of Defense and Pentagon to immediately begin the process necessary to establish a Space Force as the sixth branch of the armed forces,” Trump said during a meeting of the National Space …

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Trump Blames Dems For Ineffective “Boarder” Security

CNN reports: President Trump has again weighed in on the mounting outrage over his administration’s practice of separating children from their families at the southern border, by tweeting about children being “used by some of the worst criminals on earth” to enter the US. Trump has falsely blamed Democrats for his administration’s actions, and said they could put a stop …

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Trump: My Supporters Are The Smartest In History

The Associated Press reports: President Trump lavished praise on his supporters Saturday morning via his Twitter account, calling his voters “the smartest” and the “most loyal” in the history of U.S. presidents. In a tweet, the president seemed to suggest that as more Americans turned to support him, the country itself would “get stronger. It’s not clear what “numbers” Trump …

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Trump Screams About Angela Merkel’s “Bad” G7 Photo

Hair Furor is now claiming that the evil fake news media conspired to only show the “bad” now-famous G7 photo in which he sits petulantly before the assembled world leaders like a toddler who just got told there will be no visit to Chuck E. Cheese if he doesn’t behave. In fact, as everybody knows, that photo was first posted …

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Hair Furor: When Kim Speaks, His People Sit Up At Attention, I Want My People To Do The Same [VIDEO]

CBS News reports: President Trump declared in a spur-of-the-moment interview with “Fox and Friends” Friday morning that he wants people to sit at attention for him like they do for North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Kim stands accused of leading a murderous regime that starves its own people. But Mr. Trump has heaped praise on Kim since meeting with …

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Trump Explodes Over Lawsuit Against His “Charity”

NBC News reports: New York’s attorney general announced a lawsuit against the Trump Foundation Thursday, saying it engaged in a pattern of illegal self-dealing over more than a decade. NBC News has reached out to the White House and Trump Organization, but Trump commented about the case on Twitter shortly after it was announced. He claimed the foundation gave out …

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Trump Claims Parents Of Korean War Veterans Asked Him To Bring Their Sons’ Remains Home [HOME]

“One of the things that really, I’m happy, is that the soldiers that died in Korea, their remains are gonna be coming back home. And we have thousands of people that have asked for that. Thousands and thousands of people. So many people when I was on the campaign – I’d say, ‘Wait a minute, I don’t have any relationship’ …

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Trump Attacks “Phony” Democratic Senator For Using A “Luxurious Private Jet” During Missouri Campaign Tour

Hair Furor is reacting to the far-right Free Beacon: Sen. Claire McCaskill (D., Mo.) said her campaign was “hitting the road” in an RV to tour the state, but public flight information indicates that travel also occurred on her million-dollar private plane. The RV, named BigBlue by the campaign, was unveiled late last month by McCaskill, who said she was …

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Trump: Very Low IQ Robert De Niro Has Brain Damage

Glorious Leader is tweeting from his very long flight home from Singapore and has finally gotten around to his predicted attack on Robert De Niro, whom he accuses of being “punch drunk.” Here’s the Dictionary.com definition for that: “Having cerebral concussion caused by repeated blows to the head and consequently exhibiting unsteadiness of gait, hand tremors, slow muscular movement, hesitant …

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Trump Wants Condos In North Korea: You See Great Beaches When They “Explode Their Cannons” [VIDEO]

The New York Daily News reports: President Trump wants to beat swords into timeshares. The former real estate tycoon said after a meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un that he could imagine condominium developments on the hermit kingdom’s shoreline. “They have great beaches. You see that whenever they’re exploding their cannons into the ocean. I said boy look …

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Trump Mocks “Haters And Losers” From Singapore

USA Today reports: When President Trump and Kim Jong Un come face to face in Singapore, it will be for a one-on-one session (plus translators) as they attempt to hash out the future of North Korea’s nuclear weapons programs. Are you wondering about this decision? Some analysts are, too. “Trump is simply not experienced enough or temperamentally inclined to handle …

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