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Dad Advertises “Virgin” Daughter In Christian Magazine

The Daily Beast reports: An evangelical Christian magazine has apologized for running a personal ad for a woman created by her father—without her knowledge. “Her: godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin,” the ad said. “You: unworthy, though becoming less so daily.” Even creepier, it was posted in the jobs section of Christianity Today. It was too …

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Google Glass Gets Creepier

A Google Glass app titled NameTag will allow the user to access online information about a stranger merely by looking at them. NameTag uses facial recognition technology that will allow you to take a snapshot of the person you forgot or the cute person at the bar and send the picture to NameTag’s servers, where it will be compared to …

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Purity Ball Tickets: $69

For a mere $69 each, fathers and their virginal teen daughters can cavort at a grand Purity Ball which will culminate in a celebration of intact hymens. Dads, escort your daughter to an unforgettable event where hundreds of young ladies dressed in formal attire and their dashing fathers will celebrate purity! This extraordinary evening includes an elegant atmosphere, pictures, gourmet …

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Today In Creepy Realistic Animation

From a company called Activision: This animated character is being rendered in real-time on current video card hardware, using standard bone animation. The rendering techniques, as well as the animation pipeline are being presented at GDC 2013, “Next Generation Character Rendering” on March 27. The original high resolution data was acquired from Light Stage Facial Scanning and Performance Capture by …

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Today In Super-Creepy Christian Toys

Viciously anti-gay crackpot Pastor John Hagee is selling a super-creepy teddy bear that drones out bible quotes while children sleep.  And we’re the ones indoctrinating kids. With the Scripture player nestled inside of the teddy bear, your child can sleep while literally holding onto and listening to the comforting promises of our Lord and Savior. Narrated by Pastor Matthew Hagee, …

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