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Last night whackadoodle teabagger and New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino faced off against Anderson Cooper to defend his practice of sending out bestiality-laden and racist emails. Paladino also plugs his plan to house New York’s welfare recipients in prisons for their own good.

From today’s Christian Reich confab in DC.

What happened to Bowlegged Jim, the Election Guy?

“In addition to the influx of homosexuals serving openly in the military, the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell will bring dire consequences for our soldiers. Soldiers share very close quarters and are under a great deal of stress while serving on the front line. The sudden change in military structure would add distractions from worrying about accidentally contracting AIDs …

Oh brother. Sample YouTube comment: “If it survives, one day this will be rated amongst the greatest paintings of all time. That won’t happen until the beginning of the Millennial kingdom era but it will happen. Until then, works of art such as this with only be received by a minority of Christian thinkers. I personally believe Christ will have …

Guys really named Jim come out against Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann’s bowlegged “Jim, the Election Guy.” Cute bit.

Asked about her warning earlier this year that a “Second Amendment solution” may result if the teabaggers don’t get their way, Sharron Angle told a reporter that she hopes it doesn’t come to that, “but anything is possible, I suppose.”

She’s now running for Barney Frank’s seat. Fast forward to this year, the questioner, Rachel Brown, is challenging the 15-term Democrat’s re-election bid. Brown said her exchange with Frank inspired her to run against him in the Democratic primary in the state’s 4th Congressional District. “I didn’t realize at the time that if you had a better idea, you should …

Nutcase preacher Cindy Jacobs really flipped her Jeebus wig at Lou Engle’s The Call hate fest in Sacramento over the weekend. An excerpt via Right Wing Watch: I want to talk as a mother to the young women today. We know that it’s not just the men who have a problem with pornography and I want to say it like …

The crazy acorn doesn’t fall far from the Wingnut Tree.

Michele Bachmann’s opponent Tarryl Clark voted to put a 3/8 of a penny sales tax increase on the November ballot. And you know what that means? Crayon prices are going through the roof! And who uses crayons? CHILDREN! Why does Tarryl Clark hate children??!?!

Christine O’Donnell is the Tea Party candidate for the U.S. Senate in Delaware and wants all of you to stop jerking off right now. “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust,” she said. “The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these …

At least everyone is dressed like a convict.

An armed man also thought to be carrying explosives is holding hostages at the Washington DC offices of the Discovery Channel. The man has apparently been previously arrested at the Discovery offices. His “manifesto” of demands has already been published online. An excerpt: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth …

She’s actually IN this one.

Jim the Bow-legged Election Guy is back.

Note to Tom Jones: Puh-leeze stop Crazy Eyes from using She’s A Lady. Stop that right now, Mr. Jones, we’re begging you.

A man who was performing ritual proxy baptisms of the dead for the Mormon Church is now suing the LDS for repetitive motion injuries. Apparently you need a living human stand-in when Magic Underpantsing a dead person against the wishes of their descendants. The civil suit filed Wednesday in Salt Lake City’s 3rd District Court claims Daniel Dastrup suffered severe …