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Emergency Message From Crazy Eyes

“A major development has just occurred in my race for the U.S. House of Representatives and I’m asking for your immediate help. You see, in retaliation for repeatedly standing up to President Obama on the national stage, liberal judges have redrawn the lines of my Minnesota Congressional District to try and wipe me off of the political map once and …

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Today’s Breitbart Death Conspiracy

First we learned that President Obama had Andrew Breitbart murdered with a subsonic heart attack ray. Then we learned that Obama’s henchmen killed the coroner who prepared Breitbart’s autopsy report. Now there’s this! A private investigator has been unable to find the only eyewitness to the sudden death of media innovator and conservative activist Andrew Breitbart. The apparent disappearance of …

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TRAILER: Behold A Pale Horse

Global Marxist regime! And you-know-who is behind it.Source.

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Obama Isn’t Christian, Part 98

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Is Barack Obama….

The #7 search item that brought folks to JMG this week was “Is Barack Obama circumcised?” Which is what led me to noticing the above….

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Lou Engle: My Prayers Made Prop 8 Pass

We first heard this from Lou Engle back in 2008, but today on The 700 Club the crackpot televangelist repeated his claim that God caused Prop 8 to pass because he’d prayed and fasted for it to happen. Engle was apparently too hungry to fast against Prop 8’s eventual overturn.

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NORTH CAROLINA: Man Films Himself Firing A Shotgun Into Neighbor’s Yard Sign Against Amendment One

How is NOM going to spin THIS? Somebody please mirror this clip immediately onto your own YouTube channel and send me a back-up link. UPDATE: Thanks folks, we’ve now got back-up copies of this shameless assholery. I’m saving your links in case NOM talks this guy into pulling his own clip. In the meantime, please do NOT flag him on …

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God Sent Obama A Message About Israel
By Crashing An Airliner In Pakistan

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Faith Healing By Tweet

“Ex-gay” crackpot DL Foster is totally curing people by the power of his Twitter Machine. Tweet, tweet, tweeeeeet. Yahtzee!

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Today’s Breitbart Death Conspiracy

You know how President Obama totally murdered Andrew Breitbart with a subsonic heart attack ray? Because Breitbart knew too much? You know who else knew too much? The coroner who did his autopsy! Take it away World Nut Daily: Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked …

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Billy Graham’s Daughter: God Will Destroy Us Unless NC Bans Gay Marriage

“Because we live in such perilous, unstable times economically, environmentally, politically, globally, racially and even religiously, we need the security that comes from God’s protection and blessing. This is not the time to defy Him by flaunting an institution He has clearly ordained, thus provoking His displeasure. Please join me in praying that God’s institution of marriage would be preserved …

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End Times Survival Map

Let Jesus Love You provides the above and many other desktop images for use as End Times wallpaper. Surf the apocalypse, y’all. (Via Christian Nightmares)

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Ladybird Bachmann: Please Sign My Birthday Card For Crazy Eyes

Trolling for emails to use in the campaign, obviously. But do feel free to say what you’re thinking.

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Herman Cain, WTF? (Part Two)

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David Barton: God Will Destroy The United States If We Don’t Give Money To Israel

“One of the areas where I will agree with Libertarians is that our foreign policy spending is way the heck out of bounds. The one where I’m going to draw an exception is we’ve got a business giving to Israel. And you can say ‘Well, it’s not in the Constitution.’ Okay, I can say it’s in Genesis 12:3. Genesis 12:3 …

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The Gays Caused High Unemployment

“Christians are called to unite the GOP with Rick Santorum. This is because the Bible says that Mitt Romney opposes Jesus Christ and Christians. Romney is against everything the USA was founded upon. God promises to fix the economy if we vote for mature Christians. God says that the economy declined for taking God out of government, 53-plus million abortions …

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OMAHA: Deranged Christianists Testify Against Civil Rights For LGBT People

JMG tipster and fellow blogger Arksarbent took this video at a hearing for a proposed bill to protect LGBT residents of Omaha from discrimination. Get the net! Get a LOT of nets.

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Obama Will Mandate One Child Per Family

“Kathleen Sebelius, the Health and Human Services secretary, she said that it’s important that we have contraceptives because that prevents pregnancy, and pregnancy is more expensive to the federal government. Going with that logic, according to our own Health and Human Services secretary, it isn’t farfetched to think that the president of the United States could say, we need to …

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Kirk Cameron: I’m Being Oppressed!

“I believe that freedom of speech and freedom of religion go hand-in-hand in America. I should be able to express moral views on social issues – especially those that have been the underpinning of Western civilization for 2,000 years – without being slandered, accused of hate speech and told from those who preach ‘tolerance’ that I need to either bend …

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God Doesn’t Send Tornadoes, But If You Prayed Hard Enough, He’d Stop Them

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