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Don’t forget that God also told Pat Robertson that Mitt Romney would be a two-term president.

Mediaite recaps the latest batch of crazy from Phil Robertson’s recent past: In the middle of his speech before the Hillsboro Church of Christ in El Dorado, AR, Robertson asked “What will do the Muslims (pronounced “Moose-limbs”) in?” Brandishing his Bible, Robertson answered “Violations of the law, that’s what’ll do ‘em in.” “What will do the Chinese in, if they …

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“The ‘gay wedding’ float is symbolic of America’s ongoing moral disintegration: in the name of  ‘tolerance,’ ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusion,’ we proudly parade our sin down our streets – defying our Creator and aggressively corrupting the minds and souls of future generations. As historians have documented, sexual immorality, escalating fornication and the abandonment of fidelity in marriage bring about the collapse …

This event is the work of the teabagger site Grassfire, which is home to numerous bits of hilarious crackpottery, such as their claim that President Obama has ordered unisex uniforms for the Marine Corps.

“When are we going to stop pretending that the individual representing himself as Barack Hussein Obama and currently holding the office of president of the United States is anything other than a foreign-backed, Marxist operative and Islamist whose objectives include the effective destruction of America as we know it? I realize that the supposed historical significance of this president and …

“Dear Joe, Radical homosexuals are checking my garbage. If they see Public Advocate’s treasury depleted they will see an opening to ram through the Gay Bill of Special Rights, the Homosexual Classrooms Act and National Homosexual ‘Marriage.’ Without your financial support and prayers, Public Advocate would be nothing — totally helpless against the radical homosexuals’ assault on our families. The …

“Planes are leaving every hour on the hour. Get on one.” RELATED: This is the guy who says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. This is the guy who says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay …

The drive to break up California is reaching new heights of crazy with the Six Californias website, which features little more than the above graphic and an email contact. Still, the site is being excitedly passed around in Teabagistan.  Today the Verge tells us that the Six Californias plan is the brainchild of venture capitalist Tim Draper: While the state …

And now, an original holiday song by the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet Of The End Times.

“When we talk of the left in this country, it’s really what the right has tolerated. There wouldn’t be a left if the right was doing the right thing all of the time. And I wish people in America would just come to the terms and to the facts that when we’re talking about those that again are on the …

And he does the entire clip in really bad Robertson drag.

“There is a move to legitimatize this type of blood. It’s been banned but the efforts to legitimatize it in my estimation are occurring because there is a lifestyle that is abnormal, that is the target of normalization. Meaning, if they can make it normal to circulate homosexual blood; if they can make it normal to have same genders marrying …

CNN host Don Lemon and crackpot freak show Larry Klayman got into it last night. Klayman has previously received media attention for saying during a government shutdown rally that Obama needs “to put the Quran down, to get up off his knees, and to figuratively come out with his hands up,” leading to a particularly contentious fight with Martin Bashir. …

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“What I think the homosexuals are doing is pressing into every nook and cranny of civil society. [We must] impose God’s laws upon our systems, especially our political systems.  God’s laws require that we prosecute homosexuals who are caught in the act of homosexuality or the act of sodomy on the basis of two or three witnesses. If Christians would …

Earlier this year we learned that Scott Lively, who is arguably the most evil of all the American anti-gay crackpots, was planning to run for governor of Massachusetts.  Yesterday MassLive reported that Lively’s campaign has been launched. His campaign motto is “Qualified. Experienced. Electable.” Publicly available campaign finance records show he has about $3,000 in his coffers, including a $2,000 …

And therefore non-Christians should work seven days a week.

“It’s ridiculous that our tax dollars are in essence being used to promote the lifestyle of creating the HIV/AIDS crises in this country. And $100 million is a drop in the bucket when the federal government’s talking, but again, it’s our tax dollars that are being used. The government is not doing its part in stopping this epidemic simply because …

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times says that TIME Magazine and Miley Cyrus are telling us that the world is thisclose to totally exploding. For realz. Or something.