Tag Archives: crackpots

HomoQuotable – Christopher Doyle

“When I was a young man, I lived a gay life. But my dream was to marry a woman and have a family, so I sought to change my homosexual attractions. Today, I’m living my dream! I am married to a beautiful woman, and together we have three wonderful children. As a psychotherapist, I am passionate about helping other persons …

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God Sent The Locusts For Obama

“Is it by coincidence that a swarm of locust from Egypt have [sic] moved across the border into Israel today just weeks before Mr. Obama’s arrival in the Holy Land? Tens of millions of locust have attacked Egypt in recent days. A plague of locust was one of the ten plagues that God used to punish Egypt for refusing to …

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NOM Welcomes “Death To Obama” Pastor To Attend SCOTUS Hate March

You might remember Pastor Wiley Drake, who made national news in 2009 when he began publicly praying for God to murder President Obama.  Drake, the former vice president of Southern Baptists Convention, has also called for God to murder the leaders of secular groups like Americans For Separation Of Church And State. Today Good As You blogger Jeremy Hooper has …

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Gays Are Wolves In The Dog Park

“You and I may agree that it should be legal to walk a dog in a particular public park. But you may think that the term ‘dog’ includes only domesticated members of the Canis lupus familiaris species, and I may think that the term ‘dog’ can include large gray wolves. You may argue that ‘dog’ should be defined by the …

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Paging Brian Brown….

On this website one can get a “No-Charge, Same-Day ‘Full-&-Legal’ Doctorate Ordination.” As you can see above, homosexuals are not eligible, but surely they wouldn’t reject me if I told them I am now “ex-gay.” AMIRITE?

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NOM’s Hate March: A Cavalcade Of Crackpottery And One Catholic Drunk

NOM today published the above list of speakers scheduled for their hate march on the Supreme Court.  Hopefully there’ll be an open bar for busted drunk driver Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone and an emergency Botox station for Concernstipated Women head Penny Nance.  And we can only presume that New York state Sen. Ruben Diaz will bring along the same speaker who …

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Teabagistan Remembers Andrew Breitbart

Infamous Tea Party hero Andrew Breitbart dropped dead one year ago today after President Obama’s subsonic death ray zapped him from a low-orbit satellite.  The anniversary of Breitbart’s demise is somberly being observed across Teabagistan with Twitter avatars, numerous blog posts, and funereal original music, an example of which is below. RELATED: Shirley Sherrod, one of the victims of Breitbart’s …

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Tony Perkins: We Don’t Hate You

“At FRC, we hate no one. We actively affirm God’s love for everyone. We also affirm what we believe to be sound theological and sociological reasons for upholding sexual morality and preserving marriage as the institution between one man and one woman. Is this hate? Most reasonable people would say no. Evidently the Southern Poverty Law Center disagrees, and under …

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Glenn Beck: Get Me Back On Cable

Since Glenn Beck left Fox News to launch his web-only television show, he has devolved even further (if that’s possible) into crackpot fringe conspiracy theory-laden batshittery.  And today he launched a campaign to force cable providers to pick up his web channel.  Think Progress weighs in: Beck started promoting GetTheBlaze.com on Monday, asking fans to demonstrate to their television provider …

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Scott Lively Claims Credit For Current Wave Of Repression In Russia

“On Jan. 25 of this year the Russian State Duma, its highest legislative body, voted to prohibit homosexual advocacy to children, following the enactment of similar legislation in a number of Russian cities, including St. Petersburg and Novosibirsk (the capital of Siberia). Go Ruskies! I am personally very pleased to see this development, having called specifically for legislation of this …

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Perkins: Sears Caved To SNL Complaints

“Congratulations to our friends at American Family Association and all of you who contributed to the latest pro-family victory at Sears! After a violent SNL skit that mocked Jesus, AFA and its supporters flooded the SNL advertisers with calls to pull their support. Yesterday, AFA received a statement from Sears thanking them for bringing the matter to their attention. ‘It …

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One Million Moms Vs Geico

One Million Moms is super-upset about the Geico commercial that features a pig and his date parked on Lover’s Lane.  Via press release: Geico has succeeded in offending its customers with this inappropriate advertisement. One Million Moms has received numerous complaints because Geico’s new commercial plays with the idea of bestiality. Parents find this type of advertising repulsive and unnecessary. …

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