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“Patriots! What an incredible day today was! Christie and Jindal and some great sessions. I am ready to unwind and have some fun. I am looking to make one of my biggest fantasies come true. Me: Police Uniform. You: Army Uniform. I want you to bring a couple other guys for this fantasy too! We begin by you storming into …

Uh huh. Yeah.

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, & Property are handing out a flyer at CPAC that depicts GOProud as a rainbow-hued beaver gnawing at one of the supporting legs of conservatism. Or something. Via Peter Montgomery at Right Wing Watch: TFP’s flyer says it protests against GOProud’s efforts to “cast itself as a bone fide member of the conservative …

UPDATE: Zombie Jimmy Carter is pissed.

Chris Christie just told a squealing CPAC audience that Democrats are intolerant because they don’t allow pro-life speakers at their conventions. Brian Tashman rips this apart at Right Wing Watch: “Tell me, sir, the last pro-life Democrat who was allowed to speak at a Democratic convention – and by the way, don’t strain yourself because there’s never been one,” Christie …

The little standee on the left promotes NOM’s coming anti-gay hate march in DC. You might recall that last year’s hate march drew a humiliatingly small crowd.

“Radical libertarian would like to tie up and abuse proglodyte and leftover journalists. Boys who look like Sally Kohn or Chris Hayes who need to be tied up, slapped around and fucked.  Also any Rick Santorum supporters in the closet or younger versions of Lindsey Graham or John McCain.  Or if you are just a decent constitutionalist type, we can …

“It is that time again and I want to have some NSA fun after the speeches.  I want to fuck your mouth while I sign you up on the health care market place. I want you to be the gipper and go down on my jelly beans. I want to be discrete.” – Craigslist DC M4M. He had me until …

Sen. Ted Cruz opened CPAC 2014 today by urging support for the GOP’s 50th attempt to repeal Obamacare. Via Politico: “There are a lot of D.C. consultants who say there’s a choice for Republicans to make: We can either choose to keep our head down, to not rock the boat, to not stand for anything, or we can stand for …

McConnell then presented the rifle to retiring Sen. Tom Coburn. If you can stand it, CPAC is being live-streamed on CSPAN3.

“Any official participation from Log Cabin Republicans at CPAC needs to be meaningful, and in our estimation meaningful participation does not begin and end with buying a ticket to CPAC. We asked for a seat at the table — quite literally — at the ‘Reaching Out’ panel at this year’s conference. It seemed a natural fit for LCR, while also …

This morning I reported that KKK-affiliated hate group leader Tony Perkins was VERY upset about CPAC’s decision to allow American Atheists to rent a booth. Perkins has now gotten his way. (Tipped by JMG reader TJ)

American Atheists will have a booth at next month’s CPAC. The atheist institution, which is well known for its controversial billboards and media campaigns, informed CNN of its inclusion on Monday night, and a representative from CPAC confirmed that the group will have a booth at March’s national annual gathering of conservative leaders and activists. American Atheists hopes to use …

GOProud founder Chris Barron is furious about the deal in which CPAC has invited the group back to attend this year after two years of being banned. Last night he resigned from GOProud’s board of directors. Chris Geidner reports at Buzzfeed: “Last night I resigned from the Board of GOProud, the organization that I co-founded back in April of 2009. …

GOProud will return to CPAC next month after two years of being banned. But they won’t be allowed to have a booth or sign on as a sponsor. Via the National Journal: The dispute with GOProud dates back to 2011, when a number of socially conservative groups, including the Heritage Foundation and the Family Research Council, objected to the group’s …

Last year the Tea Party’s CPAC snubbed Chris Christie for being a RINO. But now that Democrats are gleefully jumping on the Bridgegate scandal, he’s coming back. “We are very excited to announce that New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie will speak at CPAC 2014. At this year’s CPAC – and through our theme ‘ACU’s Golden Anniversary: Getting It Right for …

In March the annual cavalcade of crackpottery known as CPAC will return to the Gaylord Convention Center in the Maryland suburbs of Washington DC. “We are proud to announce that Senator Ted Cruz and Rep. Paul Ryan are confirmed speakers and Gov. Sarah Palin is an invited speaker for CPAC 2014,” ACU chairman Al Cardenas said in a statement provided …

The trending Tea Party hashtag today is #CPACPlague as many attendees report coming down with a bad flu after this weekend’s convention. At Twitchy, the most popular comment is this: “It was first time most of them were in same room as liberal media reporters covering the event. Immune system needs to build up liberal media anti-virus.”  Flu outbreaks at …