Tag Archives: CPAC

Ralph Reed: Federal Marriage Ban Is Dead

Former Christian Coalition head Ralph Reed says that the Federal Marriage Amendment, which is still being flogged by the likes of NOM, is effectively dead. Michelangelo Signorile interviewed Reed at CPAC this weekend: Reed, who in his speech at CPAC attacked “left-wing bullies” whom he said forced Gov. Jan Brewer to veto an anti-gay bill in Arizona and railed against …

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Tweet Of The Day – Sia Furler

As I noted on Saturday, Furler is an openly bisexual, liberal, vegan, animal rights activist who has appeared in ads for PETA. Palin’s exit music at her CPAC speech was Furler’s global smash Titanium, which has been certified as multi-platinum in eleven countries including the United States.

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There WAS A Homosexual CPAC Speaker

The media made a big deal about GOProud and Log Cabin Republicans being denied booth space and speaking slots at CPAC, but I didn’t see a peep about yesterday’s “Why Conservatism is Right for Women” panel being moderated by homocon radio shrieker Tammy Bruce. Bruce took the stage to Bob Seger’s 1978 hit Old Time Rock N Roll and immediately …

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Sarah Palin’s Batshit Crazy Word Salad At CPAC: Dr. Seuss, Big Gulps, And Fritos

UPDATE: I meant to mention that moose hunter Sarah Palin’s exit music tonight was Titanium, a global EDM smash sung by Sia Furler, an openly bisexual, liberal, vegan, animal rights activist who has appeared in ads for PETA. Furler used to date JD Samson, a member of the lesbian/feminist/electroclash band Le Tigre, and once expressed her desire to gay-marry Samson. …

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Coulter At CPAC: Immigration Is Like Rape

“This isn’t natural. You have, especially on places like my favorite network, for humor, is MSNBC — and you know, they’re sneering, ‘Oh, Republicans just have to get used to it, the country is changing.’ No, this isn’t a natural process. It’s like you’re being raped and the guy is telling you, ‘Sorry, my penis is in you. Nothing you …

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Rand Paul Wins CPAC 2014 Straw Poll

Totally predictable. Sen. Rand Paul demolished his competition in the 2014 Washington Times/CPAC presidential preference straw poll on Saturday, winning 31 percent of the vote — nearly three times the total of second-place Sen. Ted Cruz. Mr. Cruz’s 11 percent was still a big improvement for the freshman senator, who won just 4 percent in last year’s straw poll. Neurosurgeon …

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CPAC Teabagger Photoshop Selfie

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Ben Carson At CPAC: I Never Compared Gay Marriage To Pedophilia And Bestiality Even Though Millions Saw Me Say That On Sean Hannity’s Fox News Show

Tea Party hero Ben Carson took the CPAC stage this afternoon to wild applause and the waving of “Carson 2016” placards. In his twenty-minute speech (excerpted below by Right Wing Watch), Carson referenced last year’s flap in which he compared same-sex marriage to pedophilia and bestiality. According to Carson today, he never did that. Here’s the exact quote from his …

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Crazy Eyes Attacks Hillary At CPAC

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Caption This

A couple of days ago I posted a portion of the anti-GOProud flyer being handed out at CPAC by the red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, and Property. Above is the full cartoon that was used on the flyer, in which we see that the GOProud rainbow beaver is gnawing on Ronald Reagan’s stool. Make your jokes accordingly.

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Seen At CPAC

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Palin Previews Tonight’s CPAC Speech

Via Mediaite: Ahead of her closing address at the Conservative Political Action Conference Saturday, Sarah Palin went on Fox News with Greta Van Susteren to preview what she plans to say to the conservative crowd. She promised an “optimistic” message that looks to this year’s midterm elections as a positive opportunity for the right. Palin argued that Obamacare does not …

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Rand Paul’s Spaceship Lands At CPAC

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Lyin’ Ryan Busted Lyin’ At CPAC

“The left is making a big mistake here. What they’re offering people is a full stomach and an empty soul. The American people want more than that. This reminds me of a story I heard from Eloise Anderson. She serves in the cabinet of my buddy, Governor Scott Walker. She once met a young boy from a very poor family, …

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Film Critic Michael Medved At CPAC: Gay Marriage Has Never Been Banned

I’m watching the live-stream on CSPAN and almost fell out of my chair when he said that. Medved made news in 2010 when he declared that lesbian sex is better than gay male sex because it hurts to take it in the ass. UPDATE: Here’s the video. It’s a liberal lie!

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Ted Cruz At CPAC: Some People Wish Justin Bieber And I Would Self-Deport

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Huckabee At CPAC: God Will Destroy America Like Sodom & Gomorrah

Huckabee says that since God himself created the United States, he will certainly murder all 300 million of us if we don’t repent. Because he loves us so fucking much.

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CPAC M4M #4

“Me: masculine, 6ft, 235, curly short blonde, hzl eyes, German Irish, 7.5 thick cut 6 around. You: trim 18-29, no older, no experience needed. Must send pic, yours gets mine. Love cum. Hottub. I can host, have parking, near King and Braddock metros.” – Craigslist DC M4M.

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Oliver North At CPAC: Fighting Gay Marriage Is Like Fighting Against Slavery

With a slam at the repeal of DADT: “The members of our armed forces and their families deserve better than to be treated like laboratory rats in some social experiment.” So says the guy who secretly sold US weaponry to Iran.

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Rick Perry Rants At CPAC Day Two

Outgoing Texas Gov. Rick Perry opened today’s CPAC session with an eleven minute rant that got rantier and rantier as he ranted, in an obvious move to set the stage for his 2016 presidential bid. Start near the end at 10:00. And the crowd goes wild.

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