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Pat Robertson Blames COVID On Same-Sex Marriage

Media Matters has the transcript: TERRY MEEUWSEN (CO-HOST): This is John, Pat, who says, “Pat, last week you were talking about COVID-19. You quoted Chronicles 7:14. How can God heal our land and forgive the sins when abortion and same-sex marriage are laws and many people are anti-Israel. Doesn’t this prevent his healing and forgiveness?” PAT ROBERTSON (CO-HOST): You know, …

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Evangelist: I Angered The COVID Demon By Praying

From the reliably insane Charisma News: As we sang and prayed in the Spirit, my prayer language shifted into a warfare tongue. As ambulances drove by, no one stopped us as we decreed into the heavens. While praying, I looked up, and I saw COVID-19 as a dark and sinister entity. I have seen principalities and demonic powers before, and …

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Branch Covidian: Give Your Stimulus Check To Pastors

TMZ reports: Pastor Tony Spell’s got a plan for your stimulus check — give it away to evangelists who can’t pass the offering plate while the pandemic’s closed their churches. The controversial leader of the Life Tabernacle Church in Louisiana has whipped up another controversial idea he calls the “Pastor Spell Stimulus Challenge.” His challenge also doesn’t seem to consider …

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Banks Cut Off Bakker Over Scam Coronavirus “Cure”

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times pastor Jim Bakker closed out his television program today by begging viewers to support his ministry financially using checks, as his network has reportedly been unable to process credit card transactions ever since it came under fire for promoting the silver solution it sold as a cure for the COVID-19 coronavirus. …

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Jones: It’s A Revolutionary Act To Buy My COVID Crap

“This virus does kill some some people, that’s why you need to take care of your body and the best ways to do that is to eat good, non-GMO food, drink a lot of pure, clean water, and get a high-quality multivitamin mineral with amino acids like Real Red Pill, Real Red Pill Plus, still 50% off. “Get your X3 …

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Kenneth Copeland Summons “Supernatural Heatwave” To Kill The Coronavirus In NYC: “I Have The Authority”

The Christian Post reports: Declaring his authority over the weather and his ability to command it, prosperity preacher and televangelist Kenneth Copeland called forth a “supernatural heatwave” to kill the new coronavirus in New York City and “the rest of the world where it’s needed.” Speaking on the first day of his Virtual Victory Campaign on Facebook Live, the leader …

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Huckabee Joins Board Of Christian Health Care Sharing Outfit As States Move To Clamp Down On Deceptions

Via press release from Christian Newswire: Former Arkansas Governor and Republican presidential nominee Mike Huckabee has joined the Board of Directors at OneShare Health, an ACA-exempt Christian Health Care Sharing Ministry (HCSM) based in Irving, Texas. Huckabee, who maintains strong ties to the Christian church, said he was initially drawn to OneShare Health’s faithdriven vision. After joining OneShare Health’s Board …

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MyPillow Cultist Delivers Ad For Jesus At Virus Briefing

Politico reports: President Donald Trump introduced those tuning into his nightly coronavirus task force briefing on Monday to a special guest: Mike Lindell, the multimillionaire inventor and CEO of the MyPillow empire. “Boy, do you sell those pillows,” Trump said, asking him to step up to the mic and tell Americans how his company was helping them deal with the …

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Scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland “Executes Judgment” On The Coronavirus: “It Is Finished, It Is Over” [VIDEO]

“In the name of Jesus, standing in the office of the prophet of God, I execute judgment on you, COVID-19! I execute judgment on you, Satan! You destroyer! You killer! You get out! You would break your power! You get off this nation! I demand judgment on you! I demand — I demand — I demand a vaccination to come …

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Scamvangelist Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: If You Love Jesus, He’ll “Supernaturally Multiply Your Toilet Paper”

“I believe that this is a time of supernatural sustenance. Every day, there will be multiplication. What you have in your hand will multiply. “You’ll look at your toilet paper, and you’ll think, I’m gonna run out of toilet paper, but you have another roll where that other one was! You don’t know. How did that even take place? Are …

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Franklin Graham: Pray For These 22 Trump Officials

Posted to Franklin Graham’s Facebook page: Here are some names you can to add to your prayer list! The Bible instructs us to pray for our leaders, those in authority. In addition to praying for President Donald J. Trump, I urge you to pray for each one of his cabinet members and the important work they are doing for our …

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Trump’s Spiritual Advisor: Donate To Me Before Paying Your Bills, The Power Company Won’t Heal Your Cancer

Mother Jones reports: She broke it all down for her congregants, making it simple: If they prioritize their paychecks for more earthly needs, like keeping the lights on, they were treating Florida Power and Light (FPL) like God himself. “Instead of writing [that check] to the house of God as I’m instructed to, then what I’m saying spiritually is, ‘FPL, …

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Bakker: My STD Cure Also Cures Coronavirus [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: For well over a year now, televangelist Jim Bakker has been selling a “Silver Solution” that he claims gets rid of “all venereal diseases.” He’s lying, of course. That’s what he does best. But now he’s taking it in an even more dangerous direction, agreeing with Dr. Sherrill Sellman who said the same …

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Jacob Wohl Vows To Enlist If US Goes To War With Iran

The Daily Beast reports: Energetic but ineffectual young conservative operative Jacob Wohl is all-in on the prospect of war with Iran. Wohl is so into the idea, he told Right Richter that he’ll enlist in the military if the United States goes to war. “If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in …

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Bakker: God Paused Earthquakes For Trump’s Election

“You wanna see a chart that’s gonna blow your mind? I just got this from one of my newsmen here in the staff. You see that? You see what this is? This is the lowest earthquake – look – we’re going along with earthquakes. “This is earthquakes. Lookit down here! You wanna know what that is? That’s the election of …

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Scamvangelist Jim Bakker: Remember When It Was Illegal For Stores To Say “Merry Christmas”? [VIDEO]

“I’m afraid if things keep going the other direction, even Christmas will be outlawed. They tried to outlaw it already. You know that. In fact the stores, a couple of years ago, weren’t allowed to say ‘Merry Christmas.” Did you know that? I’m serious. “One of the greeters at a big store here in Branson, she said, ‘Can’t say Merry …

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Evangelist: Socialism Encourages Bestiality, That’s Why Sweden Lets You Marry Dogs, Cats, Horses, And Pigs

“When you raise up kids in the socialist mind factories of education, which are deliberately designed to dumb you down so that you can’t think critically about the horrors of socialism, the byproduct is, to be blunt, you go insane in different compartments of reality in your life. “When you allow your mind to be formed, and shaped, and programmed …

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Televangelist Immunizes Followers From Alzheimer’s

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: Who needs doctors, anyway, when you can just touch different parts of your body and heal everything yourself? That’s what televangelist Kenneth Copeland did during a sermon on Monday. Speaking at his “Washington D.C. Victory Campaign 2019,” he led the crowd in seven minutes of what appears to be a Christian version of …

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Pat Robertson: The Death Penalty Is Absolutely Biblical

“Are you kidding? Read the Bible. Read the Old Testament. I tell you, if a son is ungovernable and will not listen to his parents, the parents can bring the son before the authorities and the son will be executed. Jesus said, you know, I don’t condemn you, neither should anybody else condemn you. “But I think the whole idea …

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Unpaid Trump Campaign Rally Bills Pile Up Nationwide

Politico reports: Donald Trump has raised record amounts of money as a presidential candidate. But he’s still left a slew of unpaid bills in his wake. In city after city, across the nation, Trump has failed to pay local officials who provide thousands of dollars’ worth of security assistance to the president’s campaign during his Make America Great Again rallies. …

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