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Faith Healing Works Every Time

And just because you died anyway, that doesn’t mean you weren’t healed. This nut is the son of anti-gay crackpot John Hagee, who says that God sent Hurricane Katrina to smite gay New Orleans and that atheists don’t deserve to live in the United States.

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Exorcism Of The Day

Clip recap: Marlin had the Spirit of Jezebel — it went back ten generations to a Witchcraft ritual — and when Marlin was raped, Jezebel got a legal right — Bob Larson started the exorcism, and the Teen exorcists finished it off! But Marlin is now FREE! And don’t forget, for the low low price of $9.99, you too can …

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Exorcism Of The Day

Clip description: Chelsey grew up with problems, her father abused her mother. And, Chelsey played with the Ouija board when she was young! That opened the door to the demons of Lust, Pain, Murder, and Lucifer. Lucifer was pretty stubborn in this deliverance — he didn’t want to leave — and Bob had to fight an extra round with him …

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Exorcism Of The Day

Today’s acting lesson: “Larusa was dedicated to the devil at three years old by her grandmother who was a Free Mason. When Bob told the demon, ‘Lucifer is not God’, the demon goes ballistic!”

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Headline Of The Day

James O’Keefe has agreed to pay a $100,000 settlement to the victim of his famed ACORN scam. Juan Vera was fired from ACORN after O’Keefe edited a secret video to make it appear that he’d agreed to help underage prostitutes sneak into the country.  In fact, Vera called the police moments after O’Keefe left the ACORN office. The above-linked Atlantic …

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Exorcism Of The Day

Acting! Daytime Emmy for everybody!

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Robertson Can Pray You A Million Dollars

“It’s done! In Jesus’ name!”

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Headline Of The Day

Details. (Also: Seriously, Daily Mail? “Deaf and dumb“?)

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Cindy Jacobs’ Daughter Stops Tornadoes

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Eddie Long Sued For Ponzi Scheme

Atlanta megachurch founder Bishop Eddie Long is being sued by former members of his congregation who claim that he tricked them into sinking their life savings into a Ponzi scheme that operated out of his church. New Birth, Long and Ephren Taylor are all named in the suit filed by 12 former church members who say they lost more than …

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Harry Jackson Files Prop 8 Brief

“Bishop” Harry Jackson has filed a Supreme Court brief against the overturn of Proposition 8. Jackson is being represented by Brian Brown’s ActRight Legal Foundation, which is headed by Tea Party lawyer Cleta Mitchell, who in 2011 argued NOM’s battle to evade financial disclosure in Minnesota. You may recall that Mitchell told Minnesota’s election board that rabid homofascists will physically …

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Cindy Jacobs: My Prayer Warriors And I Totally Ended The Global Recession

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Eugene Delgaudio Files Prop 8 Brief

Today Eugene Delgaudio joined a large coalition of anti-gay, Christianist, and gun groups in filing a Supreme Court brief against the overturn of Proposition 8. Sadly, the brief does not open with “It was a dark and stormy night.” It does, however, cite that bit in the Bible that calls for homosexuals to be put to death. And there’s this: …

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Email Of The Day – Eugene Delgaudio

“Dear Joe, Tears ran down my face when I heard the news. My family would be safe. My friend, as I write you, I cannot fully restrain my emotion from bleeding through. The court has ruled that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) must immediately cease broadcasting my family’s home address to their vast network of radical agents. I have …

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NOM’s Pants Continue To Blaze

NOM has been up-fudging the numbers of that Paris march for weeks. Today they added 700,000 to their January 13th claim, presumably in response to yesterday’s pro-gay march.

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The Inaugural Leopard

Wait, Obama isn’t the Anti-Christ?

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His Silent Loving Gaze

JMG reader Wilson tips us to Croatian “healer” Braco, who is touring the nation with “gazing events” in which audience members pay to stand in his presence and bask in his “silent loving gaze.” From Braco’s about page: As Braco gazes at us and we gaze back at him during sessions, our strongest support comes through our feelings in those …

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Exorcism Of The Day

“Marsha had experienced rejection from a boyfriend — she manifests in violent tremors! But the demon of Jezebel is cast out!”  Oh, the screaming!

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Press Release Of The Day

Eugene Delgaudio today issued a press release claiming victory over the SPLC because a judge ordered them to take his home address off some portion of their copyright lawsuit against him. The SPLC put that address on there, you see, so that violent homofascists like the FRC shooter would know where to find him. After SPLC attorneys refused a request …

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Cindy Jacobs: God Gave Me Magicial Spaghetti, Magical Tires, Magical Shoes

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