Tag Archives: closet cases

Aaron Schock: I’m Not An Attorney But I Certainly Hope I Didn’t Break The law

Embattled GOP Rep. Aaron Schock yesterday spoke to Politico in what the outlet describes as an “evasive” and “defensive” interview. The question to Rep. Aaron Schock was simple: Do you think you’ve broken any rules or federal laws? But the scandal-plagued congressman did not have a definitive answer. “Well, I certainly hope not,” Schock said. “I’m not an attorney.” The …

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Lindsey Graham Jokes About Pelosi’s “Surgeries” Then Fauxpologizes On Fox

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Today In Jealous Closet Cases

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Another Ethics Complaint For Schock

Via press release: Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) again asked the Office of Congressional Ethics (OCE) to investigate whether Rep. Aaron Schock (R-IL) violated federal law and House rules by selling his house to a campaign contributor for a price well above its market value. Rep. Schock’s 2012 home sale appears to have violated House gift rules. …

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Aaron Schock’s Bad Week Gets Worse

Details.

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Drudge Celebrates Lewinsky Scandal

Closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge today posted the above tweet in celebration of this day 17 years ago when his blog first gained national attention due to his leaking word that Newsweek editors had killed a story which reported that Bill Clinton had had an affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

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Fosse, Fosse, Fosse

So who’s holding hands in this one? (Tipped by JMG reader Randy)

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It Won’t Be Easy, You’ll Think It Strange

(Tipped by JMG reader Lynda)

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Wut?

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Matt Drudge Has The Budget Sadz

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Drudge Goes Dark, Teabagistan Explodes

The Drudge Report was offline for a few hours this morning and conspiracy theories immediately launched across Teabagistan. From the Moonie Times: The Drudge Report and the conservative news site WND.com were both down early Tuesday morning for at least two hours — a curious coincidence that came amid the FBI’s warning of a widespread malicious software attack that began …

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MINNESOTA: Ladybird Bachmann Defends His Vile “Ex-Gay” Torture Clinics

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Matt Drudge Spikes The Ball

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Homocon Drudge Taunts In Advance

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Tweet Of The Day – Matt Drudge

Closeted homosexual Matt Drudge recently deleted his entire personal Twitter history, but today he returned to post the above 2013 photo. Some delighted teabaggers say the photo shows Christie with his hand in the president’s pocket. Others claim Obama and Christie are holding hands, which I suspect was Drudge’s intent. Last year fellow homocon asshat Tammy Bruce also mockingly posted …

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Rep. Aaron Schock At West Point

Schock writes on his Facebook page: Challenged by cadets at West Point to complete the Combat Water Survival Lab which is their toughest requirement for graduation. The associated press describes it as “Perhaps the mother of all swim tests – Survival Gate # 4 – can be found at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. Weighed down by heavy …

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Lindsey Graham Might Run For President

Yup, he said that. In a recent, hour-long interview, Lindsey Graham said if he is reelected to the Senate in November, he will begin exploring a bid for the presidency. Graham has long been one of the most active and outspoken hawks in Congress. He has been a voluble critic of the Obama administration on a wide variety of national …

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Court Orders Former Sen. Larry Craig To Pay Up Over Toe-Tapping Toilet Sting

A federal court yesterday ordered former GOP Sen. Larry Craig to pay the government $242,000 in campaign funds that he used to pay lawyers after being busted toe-tapping in a Minneapolis airport restroom. Craig has argued that he was entitled to use the funds because was traveling on official Senate business at the time of his arrest. Loop Fans may …

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Closeted Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Calls Robin Williams “Such A Coward”

Via Raw Story: Fox News host Shepard Smith on Tuesday asserted that actor Robin Williams was “such a coward” for allegedly committing suicide. “One of the children he so loved, one of the children grieving tonight,” Smith said. “Because their father killed himself in a fit of depression.” “It’s hard to imagine, isn’t it?” he continued. “You could love three …

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Kevin Spacey For Entertainment Weekly

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