Tag Archives: closet cases

Christianists Flop With Anti-Gay May Day

God’s gentle and loving people held a May Day event on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial today where they gathered to bray over loudspeakers for the fiery eternal damnation of the evil homosexuals. Oh, and for Muslims too, as one speaker prayed for God’s forgiveness that a Muslim now serves in Congress. Wayne Besen of Truth Wins Out was …

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The Resurrection Of Crist

Florida Gov. Charlie “Closet Case” Crist will announce tomorrow that he is leaving the GOP to run for the U.S. Senate as an independent. Teabaggers and other conservatives have flocked to support Crist’s GOP primary opponent Marco Rubio, despite Crist’s history of opposing gay rights and health care reform. Crist has long been ridiculed on wingnut blogs for his famous …

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SC Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer Wants A Constitutional Convention To Repeal HCR

Anti-gay closet case gay homosexual South Carolina Lt. Governor Andre Bauer is calling on his Red State counterparts to stage a constitutional convention to repeal the health care reform bill. Yeah, that’ll happen.

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Bryan Safi: Tips To Closeted Politicians

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Save California Nutters: Roy Ashburn Should Resign Because He’s Gay (Even Though There’s No Such Thing)

And predictably, the wingnuts begin to eat their own. Randy Thomasson, execudouche director of Save California: Now he’s completely “out.” Monday morning on the radio, Republican State Senator Roy Ashburn of Bakersfield said “I’m gay.” But Roy Ashburn is mistaken. No one is “gay” because the so-called “gay gene” does not exist. What’s more, there are thousands of Americans who …

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Charlie Crist Feels Sorry For Atheists

JMG reader Brosus shares a Florida voter’s close encounter with FL Gov. Charlie “Closet Case” Crist. Last night as I was leaving a pizzeria in Downtown St. Pete, I ran into a small group of people around Florida Governor Charlie Crist who was campaigning for a US Senate run. So, I walked over waited a moment to gain his attention …

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Advice Column: Beard To Beard

A former beard has some clues to help women who suspect that their man is “that way.” Clue #4: Your man’s utter abhorrence for anything gay is egregiously overstated. When you mention the “giddy” guy in your class or recall a one-liner from “Will and Grace,” his disdain for the topic is so thick, it’s almost psychotic. This is so …

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Roy Ashburn’s 2005 Press Release

Talking Points Memo dug into Sen. Roy Ashburn’s official California government site and dug up this 2005 press releasetouting an anti-gay marriage rally he co-hosted with the Traditional Values Coalition’s Right Detestable Rev. Lou Sheldon.

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Craig Ferguson On Sen. Roy Ashburn

Last night Craig Ferguson devoted his entire opening monologue to the Ashburn scandal to hilarious results. Too many great jokes, I’ll just tip you to one. (Paraphrasing) “Police knew Ashburn had been in a gay bar because he tested positive for appletinis.” The final joke is the best, though.

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West Sacramento Mayor: I Outed Ashburn On Facebook Six Months Ago

West Sacramento Mayor Christopher Cabaldon tells local news that he outed state Sen. Roy Ashburn on his Facebook page six months ago. That’s great. Too bad nobody ever found out about it. Like Equality California. Or the Courage Campaign. Or any LGBT media outlet. RELATED: Over at Boy Culture, Matt Rettenmund has some screencaps of the Facebook page of Ashburn’s …

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COLLUSION: People Knew Roy Ashburn Was Gay And They Said Nothing

At least two California newspapers and the openly gay mayor of West Sacramento knew anti-gay state Sen. Roy Ashburn was gay and yet they said nothing. On Wednesday, Ashburn was arrested for DUI while leaving a Sacramento gay bar in the company of as yet unidentified man. Last summer an editor at Ashburn’s hometown paper, the Bakersfield Californian, heard that …

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Anti-Gay GOP CA State Sen. Roy Ashburn Busted For DUI While Leaving Sacramento Gay Bar With Another Man

Anti-gay GOP California state Sen. Roy Ashburn was arrested for DUI yesterday after leaving Faces, a popular Sacramento gay bar, with an unidentified male passenger. Ashburn has been a loud opponent of LGBT rights and has organized and hosted anti-gay marriage rallies for the Traditional Values Coalition. He also has a 100% rating from the anti-gay Capitol Resource Family Impact …

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Wingnut Rep Wants Reagan On $50 Bill

Closet case Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-NC) has submitted legislation removing Ulysses S Grant from the $50 bill and replacing him with Ronald Reagan. “Every generation needs its own heroes,” McHenry said in a written statement. “One decade into the 21st century, it’s time to honor the last great president of the 20th and give President Reagan a place beside Presidents …

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Sen. Lindsey Graham: Healthcare Debate Will Mean End Of Minority Party Rights

I think Miss Graham is complaining about not being able to filibuster the health care vote down to a standstill.

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NY Atty Gen. Andrew Cuomo To Raise Funds For Sen. Carl “Closet Case” Kruger

NY Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, a presumed (but not yet declared) 2010 gubernatorial candidate, will headline a fundraiser for Brooklyn state Sen. Carl “Closet Case” Kruger, who was one of the Hate Eight Democrats who voted against marriage equality. Not uncoincidentally, Kruger is the chairman of the powerful Senate Finance Committee. David Mixner reacts: Is there a time when our …

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Charlie Crist Opposes DADT Repeal

Florida Gov. Charlie “Closet Case” Crist doesn’t want DADT repealed. Neither does his GOP primary opponent for the U.S. Senate, former Florida House speaker Marco Rubio. U.S. Senate rivals Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio both said today they oppose abolishing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy affecting gays and lesbians in the military. The 1993 policy was intended to be …

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Gayle Haggard Explains It All

Gayle Haggard explains why she is confident that her husband is now completely heterosexual. She says that she does believe that homosexuality is a sin, but tap dances around the question as to whether she agrees with that pesky abomination thingy. But: “Honestly, I don’t feel that the government should be in the marriage business. I feel as though the …

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Maddow On Andre Bauer

Rachel Maddow plays the audio of Bauer’s assholism.

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Quote Of The Day – Andre Bauer

“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got …

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I Am A Sexual Anarchist

In addition to being a terrorist, apparently I’m also a sexual anarchist, whatever that is. This, according to Liberty Counsel’s Matt Barber, who is continuing his campaign of excising JMG comments whenever he thinks they suit his Christofascist means. From his column about the public’s reaction to Fox News anchor Brit Hume calling on Tiger Woods to convert to Christianity: …

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